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I will not behave 🙏

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 2h
Vilken hemsk dag att kunna svenska
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 5h
What a timeline
Meme of two muscular hands doing an "epic handshake" with one labeled "Me" and the other labeled "U.S. Senator for Missouri Eric Schmitt" and the words "Not knowing Sports teams" over their joined hands
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 5h
All the fuckass AI-branded companies now that the president said it's SI, actually
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Disappointed Disappointed Fan
Alt: GIF of a man looking disappointed with his hands on his hips then turning away
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 29/09/2026
Your regular reminder that alt text is meant to describe the image, not merely label it (or worse, be a place for your stand-up routine). Someone should be able to understand the context of the image without seeing it from the text alone.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 29/09/2026
Me telling my wife I won’t sneak Halloween candy out of the bags early
Meme of actress playing Elizabeth Holmes with an innocent look on her face. In the original meme she is saying “Why would I deceive you?”
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026
After the style of Dr Acula, I am going to write a mortician character named Dan S MacAbre
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/12/2024
Goth Girls Look At Fog And Resist Saying “Silent Hill” Challenge Difficulty: Impossible
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026
Oh hey so that's this www.bluezones.com/2018/08/moai...
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Moai—This Tradition is Why Okinawan People Live Better, Longer
Mo•ai (/mo,eye/) Japan noun A group of lifelong friends A social support group that forms in order to provide varying support from social, financial,
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026
Cassius Dio nodding from his grave
Marble sculpture of the head of Cassius Dio, a man with short curly hair and beard
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
Finding: NTP Server Not Configured Severity: Critical Target: Ice cream machine Impact: Could lead to a DoS condition (denial of soft-serve)
Photo of an ice cream machine control panel showing the time, date, and current status 
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
A spoon is just a fork with an infinite number of infinitely thin tines mapped over a convex space
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
Technically speaking, all offers are limited-time offers
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
“Setting a high bar” means a very different thing depending on whether you’re talking about pole vaulting or limbo
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
He saw why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He has seen too much.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
My very right-wing mom gleefully voted against any sort of school funding last year then complained loudly when I said my son’s school didn’t get any funding. Make it make sense (and by that I mean: Go vote)
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026
Explaining is not excusing, and every human adult needs to internalize this if we have any hope of getting out of this mess
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 25/09/2026
First week on the new job 😭
Meme of a cat screaming at an Outlook logo with the caption ”Why is it always meetings”
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah I got a sneaky link 😏 (hot dog microwaved for 29 seconds at 1:47 AM)
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 25/09/2026
Sending this to all my friends ‘ cats
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Minerva is Blue @partydemoness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gelb
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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ZCP 🐈‍⬛😈🎨 Exists Sleepily 🎨😈🐈‍⬛ @zombiecheshirepro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blessed is the Half a Mountain Dew I found in my fridge
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 24/09/2026
me, looking through my own posts
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 24/09/2026
STAY 👏 HUMBLE 👏 You have more in common with any given line cook or server than you do with even the poorest millionaire. Never forget this nor fail to act accordingly.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 23/09/2026
I was trying to remember the episode this reminded me of and the man himself pulls out the receipt
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 23/09/2026
'tis I
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 23/09/2026
Happy Fall Equinox! 🍂 🔥 🍁
A roaring fire in a metal ring 2 feet across
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 23/09/2026
Do Pagan mice celebrate the squeaquinox?
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Pete, the Antifascist Nisse 🌈🔨🌈 @nanou2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Uh, tinkergnome 🤌
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👻Kennedy reads spooky books @kennedy-reading.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also, it's time:
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the sixteenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 22/09/2026
In a just society, I would be allowed a lil treat. But we do not live in a just society. (still gonna have a lil treat, as a treat)
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 21/09/2026
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Picture of Mickey Mouse with a pirate hat and the caption “It’s a surprise tool that will help us later”
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 21/09/2026
Me, a fall person: Ohmygosh I love fall! The time of darkness, cold, decay, and death is nigh!!!!
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 21/09/2026
istartanewjobtomorrowaaaaaaaaa
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 20/09/2026
I need a solid recommendation for Halloween string lights that don’t burn out after a single season of use. $10,000 bounty (not really tho)
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 20/09/2026
Some people say they become one heart with their partner when they get married ♥️ My wife and I became one braincell 🧠
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 20/09/2026
Oh and I missed the very first puck drop of my very first game because a very adorable baby in the row in front of me was staring at me and giggling 😭
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 20/09/2026
Went to my first hockey game tonight! Friend invited me somewhat last minute, turns out he had tickets from work to one of the suites. Suite 69, specifically. Nice. Was really fun, Wild won 3-2 over Chicago so Malört is now illegal. I get it now. I get Sports.
Picture of a hockey game in progress inside a packed arena.A framed hockey jersey in white and green, with the red number 69 and “DELTA AIRLINES” above.Picture of an electronic banner ad at the hockey stadium. The ad is for FR Secure and says “Put hackers on ice”.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 19/09/2026
My wife tying the Halloween candy in a plastic bag to keep me from getting into it is a form of violence
A white plastic bag with the handles tied together. A mixed bag of sour Halloween candy is inside.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 19/09/2026
I got some Swedish fridge magnets to play with and my son (7) has already used them to hack the system
Four white and black word magnets in Swedish saying “ja teve för son” which directly translates to “Yes TV for son”
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 19/09/2026
Handing my wife different books from the Fruits Basket manga and asking her which fruit the character in the front is
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 19/09/2026
Finally made it to the American Swedish Institute in Minneapolis and saw the Turnblad Mansion. Absolutely beautiful, and the history behind it is steeped in immigrant community (as are most things).
Photo of an ornate fireplace with decorative deep brown wood carvings. A clock sits above the mantle, and two large vases of flowers sit left and right.Photo of an ornate wood staircase with a rug of red and gold running down the center and two wooden animal statues on the other side of the bottom. At the top of the stairs is a bright window with a painted glass mural above it. Photo of the painted glass mural referenced in the previous picture. It depicts a scene in the 14th century in a busy town square after a raid by another country.Photo of a wood bookcase with a glass front door. Inside the case are books from the late 1800s and early 1900s on Swedish history and other topic.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 18/09/2026
My coworkers watching me log off for the last time today
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Clair Obscur Expedition 33: Sophie and Gustave
Alt: GIF from Clair Obscur Expedition 33: Sophie and Gustave standing at the harbor as she slowly disintegrates into red and white flower petals
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 17/09/2026
My Goth 20-year-old ass would be like: “FLANNEL?!”
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 17/09/2026
This comic is a great illustration of how Swedish and English can be fairly mutually intelligible with a little thought. Varför = wherefor/why är = is/are världen = world + the full = full av = of idioter = idiots* Vad = what menar = mean du = you
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 17/09/2026
This reads like a threat
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