Reposted by JayGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 18hForged by trauma held together by sitcom families 511532
Reposted by JayGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 10hTomorrow I’m gonna do everything I slept through today 2367
Reposted by JayDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eminem and Kid Rock made a song that smells like Axe body spray and Marlboro Reds 1152
Reposted by Jayæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When I go through those big body scanners at the airport, can they tell I have to pee? 46610
Reposted by JayDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m panicking. My invitation to the disco must have gotten lost in the mail 2277
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace 2520955
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026why don’t they call it herfume 68224
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch 1527989
Reposted by Jaylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow 1415247
Reposted by JayDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes. 1120766
Reposted by JayDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you. 3324777
Reposted by JayKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026we can believe that we are butter 1010949
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“I’m learning to take life one day at a time,” he said, admitting his previous error of taking it three days at a time. 091
Reposted by JayCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days. 1415145
Reposted by JayNew year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026These are prescription potato chips actually 13610
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Is purchase necessary?” we used to ask in the 80s and 90s, not envisioning an enlightened future where every commercial just told you. 030
Reposted by JayEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Your children look just like you! That's unfortunate. 36312
Reposted by JayDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We really are a filthy little species 4628
Reposted by JayMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Want to split a mortgage and ask each other if we’re hungry for the rest of our lives, or nah? 1716138
Reposted by JayDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much 2823373
Reposted by JayReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026stricken with the stupidity sweats 23212
Reposted by JayEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh dang, you're so toxic you could kill a fake plant 35814
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(trying to decide what to buy for protection from the rain) ummmmbrella? 69538
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i hope reincarnation is real so i can get around my lifetime ban at Dave and Busters 1328676
Reposted by Jaylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a condition called iSatDownWithoutTheRemote-itis 49238
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t trust the cultural observations of anybody without firsthand memory of The Thong Song. 1156
Reposted by Jayæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now I just need a little something sweet - Me after having oreos for lunch 310320
Reposted by JayEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Let me get this straight, for your third wish, you would like a remote with only a mute button that works on people in real life?" -Genie 39220
Reposted by JayReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i’m gonna tickle my brain with this q-tip idgaf 410336
Reposted by JayMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Adults be like: "blah blah blah insurance blah blah blah..." 38729
Reposted by JayJames @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing 1351090
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I like this song. …is not the same as… I like listening to this song. For instance, I enjoy listening to “Party All the Time” by Eddie Murphy. It makes me smile. But I can’t bring myself to say I like the song. 030
Reposted by JayDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My coworker tried to get passive aggressive with me today but I’m fully aggressive 510729
Reposted by Jay🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/09/2026I talked about fight club once and absolutely nothing happened 2020559
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026life is just one long series of figuring out which episode you fell asleep on 1329698
Reposted by JayEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Them: do you reject Satan? Me: nah, I mean he seems pretty legit 25612
Reposted by JayIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It seems like nowadays, you can't even crack open a Smurf's head and feast upon the delicious blue goo inside anymore. What has this world come to? 2184
Reposted by JayEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've found the best way to get out of a bad date or a conversation I no longer want to be a part of is by pulling a toddler's toy phone put of my purse and saying "sorry, gotta take this" as I walk away 1214631
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if they didn’t want me to put my penis in it why did they call it cocktail sauce 2621964
Reposted by JayReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026They say the worst thing you can be is cruel, but I think the worst thing you can be is sticky 6445124
Reposted by JayReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I keep making the choices of a young person with two working knees 427978
Reposted by JayGhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Getting an abacus tattoo so that you can always count on me. 54115
Reposted by JayBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if you are horny all the time when do you fart 96724
Reposted by JayDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Many people carry pepper spray on their morning walk, I carry a sword 4324267
Reposted by JayDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Polar bears can smell prey up to 20 miles away and here I thought it was impressive I could see street signs at night after 40 1630787
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i’m a big supporter of crastination. very procrastination 1124971
Reposted by JayGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026my favorite kind of freak is definitely clean 1315351
