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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
you can always poop with friends if you check bsky
A brown door with a silver handle and lock. There are two labels reading “poop with friends” and “poop alone” the lock is pointing towards “poop alone”
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futur 🔹 @futur.blue · 13/01/2025
genuinely think bluesky needs to rip off the bandaid and unindex the entire resistlib cluster, let them run their own echo chamber appview
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/01/2025
my favorite game to play when determining the root cause of any global or political strife is “ronald reagan or 9/11?”
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to
wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/12/2024
Mark my worms
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When my friend mark accidentally spills my box of worms
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
*1940s bluesky finding out WW2 is over* @ thepolicywonk "im just not ok with celebrating someone's suicide..."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
bluesky has gas now
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Tarragorn @aragorn-estragon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"CEO of a major health insurance conglomerate" is a weird way to spell "One of the conductors of the National Death and Immiseration Machine"
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
sorting out their feelings was too hard so i did it for them
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Trina Talma @hrtsmom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"And the most annoying thought is that a little money, judiciously applied, would relieve the burdens and anxieties of most of these people; but affairs seem to be so arranged that money is most difficult to get when people need it the most." – Mark Twain
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 26/11/2024
All of this too is just numbers. I suggest reading the qualitative report to help understand the numbers better. This also happens to be something some otherwise very knowledgeable people don't particularly appreciate doing. The stories matter to help contextualize the data.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
used to work at a place that distributed raw milk and found out that they were adding a lot of fluoride to that as well. asked the boss one time and he just said “we can’t let those brains loose”
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good thread. 👍
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this ‘all-purpose’ flour makes really shitty window cleaner
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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Truly you are a cunning linguist
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pussy so good it's got me speaking in tongues. Call that glossolabia* *The act of speaking in tongues is called glossolalia
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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You lack purity of motive. Some of us bully centrists for the love of the game.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/11/2024
no offense but i’d pay bluesky a small amount of every month compared to not doing it for twitter because elon musk is evil and so far bluesky hasn’t been evil. not having any ads on here at all has been a major reason why this platform rocks too and i’d contribute a little to keep it that way
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A drafts folder? Oh, you mean my skeet sheet?
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Soup of the day: Dr Pepper
Soup (A can and case of Dr Pepper)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/11/2024
this one easy trick will put a lot of black people into an early grave
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Problematic Mineshaft Gap @wirelessw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I need the kind of dicking that kills Dennis Prager
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svl @droseph.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
adding them to my eugenics themed starter pack blocklist
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 20/11/2024
We're all going to die in a relatively short amount of time so I had this weird idea, and tell me if it's stupid, but maybe we could all be kind to each other until then??
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Elon's dick is getting cold, you should go back and hop on it.
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Matcha ☭ 🇵🇸 @matchateauwu.blacksky.app · 01/11/2024
WE'RE SMOKING FILTERED CRACK YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT 🗣️
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 23/11/2024
The U.S. is fucked in so many ways but it’s possible that what happens to NASA will be what makes me the saddest
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
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ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 @shitlibsupreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
guess the toilet
an anonymous toilet. a velvet painting of a white stallion hangs above it
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Laura @lauraapollo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Vet every new follower. 🚫 suspect accounts. Have to remind myself not to engage, straight to 🚫.
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🌊DisgustedInKY🌊 @disgustedinky.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Me.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hot take: If your car offers you the ability to use your phone as a key, yeet that feature right into the sun and ignore it because phones are infinitely dumber than keys and you need a key ring for your house anyway you doinks. And if you're using your phone as a house key... don't.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
AIPAC went after less targets than they suggested they would. And some of our strongest pickups in PA, IL survived. I think that’s worth exploring. Reflection doesn’t automatically mean capitulation or left-punching. It can mean actively identifying the strategies that are actually *working,* too.
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i am not making an insta account can someone copy it here please and thanks
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Tbh the best thing you can do for left optics is being normal about it.
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
you should treat yourself NOW ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Customer: PUT TO MUCH MONEY IN MY BIKE DMV: SEXTUAL Verdict: ACCEPTED
California license plate with text "IN DEEP".
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