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Rob, The Protector

@iwillrobyou.bsky.social
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Cat dad 🐕 I have a gf too. Locally known crazy guy

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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I am principally against invasions, unless it happens to a country I don’t like, in which case it is based
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I would like to make it clear that my friend ████ ████ was NOT on the Epstein list, this is just a huge misunderstanding
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
“Veteran owned business” just means they can’t pay off their Camaro at 30% APR
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Average Socialist: Yet again, the opposition party has let us down 🙄 We can never expect them to help out the working class Nancy, 53, on Bluesky: those senators should be put down like the dogs they are
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
RIP Mr Cheney, you would have loved this
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mr President, an 11th flip has hit the Virginia house of reps.
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It wasn’t the guy I was hoping for, but I’ll take it
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If you would like me to not celebrate when you get shot onstage, have you considered not being a straight up fucking Nazi
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Thousands of Wikipedia editors on the edge of their seats waiting to change “is” to “was”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My condolences to the Utah Valley University cleaning staff 🙏🙏
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ordering DoorDash is fighting fascism
A comment chain under a post about DoorDash drivers being afraid of immigrations:

“I don't know why people are still ordering in DC. Go get your own burrito so people don't get sent to the gulag.”

“hey quick question, what happens to the incomes of the people who do that delivery work for a living in that situation?”

“bro it is not a moral imperative to use doordash”

“You are not using your noggin. The people who are doing the doordash obviously would prefer to keep doing the job, despite the risk, or they would stop doing the job.
Choosing not to order delivery is performative nonsense.”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
YouTube video: Here’s how to fix a crack in your drywall :) Comments: You absolute fucking fool, nobody should EVER do it like this, I hope you are hunted for sport
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
That's ten times what the federal government has ever spent on sex changes for trans people in prison btw
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Of course Jeffries wants to hurt Mamdani, look at the bloodlust in his eyes
Hakeem Jeffries standing behind you right after you comically say “Erm, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Hakeem Jeffries in an intimidating stance
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I think a lot of these “perfect is the enemy of good so we’re ok with anti-trans candidates” are just privileged white people facing adversity for the first time in their entire lives and are so fucking fragile and terrified they’re willing to do anything and kill anyone to protect themselves.
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Recession indicator
Picture of a cup of fries from five guys with Reddit caption “My Five Guys Fries, sad day. Not even full, let alone are there any extra in the bag.”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ah Brother, you got me
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Your honor, I am so innocent that looking at the evidence would be a waste of time.
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
You can’t think ICE is a Nazi-esque program and also think abolishing ICE is a radical position. It’s got to be the bare minimum.
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A version of a WW2 style propaganda poster that says “when you ride Tesla, you ride with Hitler”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Fox News is giving Mamdani a better endorsement than any dem has
Fox News article titled “
Socialist NYC mayoral candidate Mamdani once called to 'seize' luxury homes to house homeless during COVID”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
They dress up to seem intimidating but every video is just them looking like jackasses
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
To all on Bluesky, Men die younger because God hoards all the DILFs! Thank you for your attention on this matter. Yours truly, Rob
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Send Gavin Newsom in
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Can’t wait for the movie in 2 years where Chris Pratt is an ICE member who has to heroically deport a 5 year old
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
For reference, here’s the inside of Auschwitz
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
If anyone says something doesn’t “poll well”, remember that Mamdani was polling at 11% in May. People can be convinced of good things but you have to have actual convictions to do that.
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“Who the hell let this place get so expensive?” - the mayor of New York
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m gonna be real with everyone, it’s not looking good
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Saying “we’re just following orders” should instantly send you into The Pit™️
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Using hundreds of millions of dollars to buy the mayor instead of making the city better is why there shouldn’t be billionaires
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
These dorks try to act like macho men until they see someone darker than eggshell. If “US dominance” is being destroyed by a single mayoral candidate, maybe it didn’t deserve to exist in the first place
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
damn 😞 we coulda used that money to bomb a hospital
New York Post saying Zohran wants to spend $65 million on trans medical treatment, including for minors, if elected mayor
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Decided to hop over and see how MAGA is taking the new poll with Mamdani in the lead. They seem to be taking it well enough
Poll shows Zohran Mamdani overtaking Andrew...
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country. Open your eyes.
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KosherTriangle • 3h
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If this guy becomes the mayor, expect to see a lot more Islamic extremism in the open that will be tolerated.
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Feeling_Maize_2 • 3h
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A Shia Muslim as New Yorks possible governor. Let that sink in...
Manchester, Brighton, London, soon New York?
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I can’t tell if Lance Armstrong is the best or worst speaker to have at an event with the tagline “The %1 don’t work harder, they work smarter”
An ad for a “entrepreneur virtual event” that features Lance Armstrong. The ad has the tagline “The 1% don’t work harder, they work smarter”Lance Armstrong
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“Sir, did you know you are breaking the law :(” vs “I am going to kill every minority that I see”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Don’t want to be political, but I personally could have done without a war between Iran and Israel
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CNN @cnn.com · 09/06/2025
Roughly 500 Marines based at the Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center in California are being mobilized to respond to the LA protests.
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About 500 Marines being mobilized in response to LA protests, sources tell CNN | CNN Politics
Roughly 500 Marines based out of the Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center in California have been mobilized to respond to the protests in Los Angeles, according to three people familiar with the matt...
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The correct way to connect the authoritarian presence in LA and the Big Beautiful Bill is that the bill gives the government the resources to do this in dozens of cities at once. So if you don't like what's happening in LA, it's coming to your town if the bill passes.
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Why hasn’t Kendall Jenner been to LA to give the police a Pepsi yet?
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I thought ICE disappearing people was bad but then I saw a car set on fire and I’m not sure what to think anymore :(
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Proving me wrong on the internet is a micro aggression and I will block you for it
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I challenged an ICE agent to not act like the Gestapo for 5 seconds and he hung himself
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have once again been vindicated by the passage of time
My post where I accurately call out the capitalist propaganda in the Mario Kart franchise by stating “Personally not a fan of Mario kart since it teaches kids to support car centric infrastructure”
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Personally not a fan of Mario kart since it teaches kids to support car centric infrastructure
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon not immediately getting bodied shows off how much Trump has deteriorated
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