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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
you can always poop with friends if you check bsky
A brown door with a silver handle and lock. There are two labels reading “poop with friends” and “poop alone” the lock is pointing towards “poop alone”
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futur 🔹 @futur.blue · 13/01/2025
genuinely think bluesky needs to rip off the bandaid and unindex the entire resistlib cluster, let them run their own echo chamber appview
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
sorry no i eatwd them
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
good lord just call it depression "ennui" my ass
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/01/2025
my favorite game to play when determining the root cause of any global or political strife is “ronald reagan or 9/11?”
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to
wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
fascist monoculture
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
a large projectile rock:
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/12/2024
Mark my worms
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When my friend mark accidentally spills my box of worms
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
okay, no need for insults here. i'll ask a question then: what is the joke here. and how is one meant to distinguish pretend brainrot with actual brainrot
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
my soul is tempered by the untold quiescence of the tungsten cube. when i die it will not be buoyed to heaven; it will sink to the secret, cooler heaven at the center of the earth.
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
are you familiar with poe's law? even so, there are straight up people who think the DPRK is the modern bastion of agrarian socialism or what have you. and even so-even so, this is hardly even about them.
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
and look dude, like 99% of your takes are good. great, even. but it's just this image. i wouldn't have even commented had you come in defending Cuba or whatever, but the profile picture, the username, and the choice to defend NORTH KOREA really just caught my attention.
Speech bubble: "Fate of the future of socialism clearly depends on me defending this guy that died 100 years ago"
Framed photo: (Childkiller Moustashev, universally hated dictator)
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
taking a moment of time to laugh at this absolute buffoon of an individual. what bizzare and unhinged thought processes led to this? it's almost like looking at an alternate version of myself, had I stumbled into a festering, terminally-online shitshow on the way to political and class consciousness
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"huh, i wonder who would defend apple in a thread like this." *checks bio* "AN APPLE DEVELOPER??? Fucking beyond parody."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
*1940s bluesky finding out WW2 is over* @ thepolicywonk "im just not ok with celebrating someone's suicide..."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
bluesky has gas now
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Tarragorn @aragorn-estragon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"CEO of a major health insurance conglomerate" is a weird way to spell "One of the conductors of the National Death and Immiseration Machine"
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
:/
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
have* (rip he had a typo, opinion disregarded)
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i do not instantly read a text, nor do i wait until im done reading the whole damn thing to havdle thoughts about it. sometimes a text is literally meant to subvert expectations formed earlier in its body. cmon.
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
L take sorry.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
sorting out their feelings was too hard so i did it for them
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
yeah ... neither of those are good kekw
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
surely if the water is simmering then it's hot enough. *adds grits* *they clump* who could have forseen this.
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Trina Talma @hrtsmom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"And the most annoying thought is that a little money, judiciously applied, would relieve the burdens and anxieties of most of these people; but affairs seem to be so arranged that money is most difficult to get when people need it the most." – Mark Twain
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 26/11/2024
All of this too is just numbers. I suggest reading the qualitative report to help understand the numbers better. This also happens to be something some otherwise very knowledgeable people don't particularly appreciate doing. The stories matter to help contextualize the data.
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
real. but genuinely, it does a better job of mixing the food than stirring in many cases. also you dont have to go and get a spatula, which is nice.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
used to work at a place that distributed raw milk and found out that they were adding a lot of fluoride to that as well. asked the boss one time and he just said “we can’t let those brains loose”
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jackzewap.bsky.social @jackzewap.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good thread. 👍
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this ‘all-purpose’ flour makes really shitty window cleaner
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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Truly you are a cunning linguist
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pussy so good it's got me speaking in tongues. Call that glossolabia* *The act of speaking in tongues is called glossolalia
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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You lack purity of motive. Some of us bully centrists for the love of the game.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/11/2024
no offense but i’d pay bluesky a small amount of every month compared to not doing it for twitter because elon musk is evil and so far bluesky hasn’t been evil. not having any ads on here at all has been a major reason why this platform rocks too and i’d contribute a little to keep it that way
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A drafts folder? Oh, you mean my skeet sheet?
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Soup of the day: Dr Pepper
Soup (A can and case of Dr Pepper)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/11/2024
this one easy trick will put a lot of black people into an early grave
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Problematic Mineshaft Gap @wirelessw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I need the kind of dicking that kills Dennis Prager
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svl @droseph.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
adding them to my eugenics themed starter pack blocklist
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