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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL

@sashadarling.bsky.social
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Hot-passing, never wrong, tiny meat ally, MLM, Theory and Philosophy nerd I don’t actually have a PHD (or do I?) Femme any/all/idc

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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hi I wrote an article on substack if yall wanna read it (UwU)
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Parasites and Profiteering
How Health Crazes and parasitic Infection Illustrate The Wellness, Aesthetics, and Fascism of Free Market Healthcare.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Violently chilling out
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Getting closer to what’s needed I need to clear out our remaining debts. If I can raise another $100 tonight that would be amazing. Even a $1 buck helps 🖤💜🖤 C: $swedishpancakes V: @Steve-Palmer-20
gofund.me
Donate to Funds for Care, Comfort, and Rest for Christina Dawn, organized by Steven Palmer
Update 12/6/2024: As you can see from the fundraiser updates, Chris… Steven Palmer needs your support for Funds for Care, Comfort, and Rest for Christina Dawn
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The “follow for more investing advice!” Sent me
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’ve seriously considered becoming a Quaker but I like guns too much
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Ghost Prole @noyeahforsure.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Elon exits the Discord call. Silence. He showers, replaying the conversation in his head. Stepping out, he stares into his reflection. “Lol” he says aloud, to no one.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I wanna buy new wax stamps so bad but I’m doing a no-buy month ;-; look how cuteeee tho
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
upcycled tie-dye worm club tees are now available for purchase
a screenshot of a worm club tie dye shirt listing from sleepylizard.shop
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Be a responsible gun owner: teach ur trans friends to shoot
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My grUwUpings, if you will
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Crimson Tinted @thecrimsontint.com · 23/11/2024
If you are anti sex work or anti communism, please find the nearest exit to spare me having to kick your ass through it.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
As someone who has worked with homeless/uhoused/outside people: They do not give a shit what you call it. They are worried about other things. Whatever semantic argument you’re making is performative. Shut up and volunteer.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Blue checks being normal
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Watching the cybertruck explosion news and they described the handguns he had as “semiautomatic” … unless it’s a revolver or a 1-2 shot, all handguns are semiautomatic.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Holy shit this is so good
From the article:

Contemporary gym ads focus on rigidly isolated self-improvement: be your best self. Create a new you. We don't exercise, we don't work out: we train, and we train in fitness programs with names like Booty Bootcamp, as if we're getting our booties battle-ready to fight in the Great Booty War. There is no promise of intimacy. Like our heroes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, like Rico and Dizzy and all the other infantry in Starship Troopers, we are horny only for annihilation.Also from article:
Is there anything more cruelly
Puritanical than enshrining a sexual ideal that leaves a person unable to enjoy sex?
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When there's sex scene discourse on the timeline
Simpsons meme of bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign." In the second panel, the bus driver is tapping a screenshot of an article titled "Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny" by RS Benedict.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When people ask me what I do for work I’m just gonna start saying I’m a metaphysicist
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Damn what’s with all these obvious foreboding omens lately
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Chat, is it okay to misgender ur NB partner if they own a tactical loofah
A loofah FOR MEN it’s a MAN’S LOOFAH with an ANTI-ERGONOMIC DESIGN that has HARD ANGLES for DUDES and looks vaguely like some sort of TECH or MACHINERY only a MAN can appreciate
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Amazon recs like “haha nooo you’re so sexy don’t read critical analysis”
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Ghost Prole @noyeahforsure.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Woo! happy New Year! 2025 Look out!
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
She meta on my physics till I kms
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Sasha Feather @sasha-feather.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I would like to shout out Bull Press, who make RPG games specific for people who are incarcerated, meaning no contraband. And they donate them. bullpress.org
bullpress.org
Bull Press Conversational Games
#1 internet web page
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The primary thing I got wrong was the belief that the public perceptions of the U.S. economy would eventually catch up to the reality of the U.S. economy.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I know a lot of ppl are afraid of sedation but I will always take elective if it’s an option, whatever you’re doing to me is none of my business
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Love how dentists are like “there’s no evidence teeth move after your wisdom teeth are removed” instead of “everyone says they do we just haven’t studied it yet”
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Strongly encouraging new followers to mute or block me for the following: CICO is real Body shaming fascists is fine Decrim SW Decrim drug use Stalin was right Taiwan is China Trans rights Read theory Free 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇾🇪 Abolish NATO Touch grass Everyone is a bot until proven otherwise
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Absolutely not
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yoooo
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Post-holidays vibe
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I just saw one of those mini bullyxl dogs irl for the first time and everyone breeding them should be tried at The Hague
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
RIP big dawg, u were the… uh, least sociopathic i guess
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.
A light blue flag with an image of Bluey at its center, carrying a banner that reads State Sovereignty, National Bluey above white text that reads Illinois. The submission description says:

Relationship to Illinois
I don't have much of a relationship with Illinois, I just always wanted to participate in a state flag design competition. I am trying to think of something that I have related to Illinois, but I don't have anything and I'm not going to lie and say I have family there.

Explain the meaning behind your flag
The blue-heeler cartoon dog represents the below-average rate of dogs in Illinois and the need for more. It also represents Australia's looming takeover of young America's minds. The blue background represents Illinois's blue sky. The word "Illinois" written in Hello Headline font represents Illinois and the clouds. The scroll has the words "State Sovereignty, National Bluey" written on it, which serves as a tribute to the old flag.A flag comprised of an image of Abraham Lincoln with laser eyes burning a smaller Confederate flag. Its submission description reads:

Relationship to Illinois
Born and raised in Illinois, lived in the state for 18 years.

Explain the meaning behind your flag
16th US President and Illinoisan Abraham Lincoln is a symbol of our great state and his work in quashing The Confederacy in the American Civil War cannot be understated. The background color is meant to evoke that of a Union Army uniform of the period, with the red representing the blood he shed defending our democracy to the bitter end. Lincoln would be proud to fly this beautiful banner commemorating his achievements.A flag featuring Comic Sans text spelling Illinois at a jaunty angle with a drop shadow on a background that transitions from red to yellow to green to gray. The word Illinois is wrapped in a photo of a fish, with small text at the top left that reads "This flag was made in Waukegan, Illinois the 10th largest city in Illinois by population" and small text at the bottom right that reads "Alexi Giannoulias I hope you like my flag design you are our state's knight in shining armor". The submission description reads:

Relationship to Illinois
I have lived in Illinois my entire life. It is my home and I would die on the cross for her.

Explain the meaning behind your flag
When I think of my home state, I think of the great City of Waukegan (home of some important folks like Ray Bradbury and Jack Benny), a fish (Lake Michigan), and our lord and savior Secretary Alexi Giannoulias (President Obama's famed "basketball buddy"). I decided to include these three things in my design for the new Illinois flagA combination trans flag / Chicago flag motif with emoji images of the rainbow flag, a rat, and a pair of lesbians in its central white stripe. The submission description reads:

Relationship to Illinois
Long time resident.

Explain the meaning behind your flag
Gay rat wedding.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Bluesky has this feature where you can play Secret Hitler called starter packs
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The mute button tbh
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If u ever feel like u look old just watch reality shows from the early 2000s
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Alchemist's Journal @alchemistsjournal.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I’m so close to writing a Deleuzian analysis of Baddies
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
well well well
tweet from user linkofsunshine: people on twitter will really be like ‘you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart’ and then not firebomb a WalmartTweet from user linkofsunshine: not to be one annoying moralist but cheering on the assassination of a random CEO is bad both morally and politically. His death does literally 0 to make the world a better place
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Post-Bush, a lot of conservatives were too humiliated by the stink of the label to admit they were republicans so they lied and claimed to b libertarians. I feel like this is just the inverse, because what you have just described is liberal capitalism and it FUCKING SUCKS. Sorry!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It looks big on a map and no one has explained to him that it’s not actually that big, this is not a joke I believe this is what is really going on
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
cocaine for dogs
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The creatine subreddit is going off
Picture of the 9/11 attach with a joke about creatine
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Following starter packs was a mistake 🥲
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I skeeted this and immediately saw multiple posts in reference to “tankies” which could mean Trots, Stalinists, Maoists, Revisionists, or Marxists - all incoherently. Please do volunteer work, meet OTG socialists and learn to get along with them, read actual theory before talking ab it, pls I beg.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
reposting with alt text for accessibility. this is really disturbing
Post from Donald J Trump in truth.social 

Merry Christmas to all, including to the wonderful soldiers of China, who are lovingly, but illegally, operating the Panama Canal (where we lost 38,000 people in its building 110 years ago), always making certain that the United States puts in Billions of Dollars in "repair" money, but will have absolutely nothing to say about "anything." Also, to Governor Justin Trudeau of Canada, whose Citizens' Taxes are far too high, but if Canada was to become our 51st State, their Taxes would be cut by more than 60%, their businesses would immediately double in size, and they would be militarily protected like no other Country anywhere in the World.

Likewise, to the people of Greenland, which is needed by the United States for National Security purposes and, who want the U.S. be there, and we will!...

...Page 2: Merry Christmas to the Radical Left Lunatics, who are constantly trying to obstruct our Court System and our Elections, and are always going after the Great Citizens and Patriots of the United States but, in particular, their Political Opponent, ME. They know that their only chance of survival is getting pardons from a man who has absolutely no idea what he is doing. 

Also, to the 37 most violent criminals, who killed, raped, and plundered like virtually no one before them, but were just given, incredibly, a pardon by Sleepy Joe Biden. I refuse to wish a Merry Christmas to those lucky "souls" but, instead, will say, GO TO HELL! 

We had the Greatest Election in the History of our Country, a bright light is now shining over the U.S.A. and, in 26 days, we will, 

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 26/12/2024
incredible
a reply to the above post saying "why would you show your dumb mistake" and me replying with "you're*"
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