iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026

(guy whose wife is currently pregnant voice) it probably takes one year

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 18/12/2024

once a bunch of miscellaneous crap has been put into a neat little pile on a side table it’s not going anywhere. it lives there now.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

so much of this criticism of ai betrays a serious lack of introspection and awareness. have you ever driven a car? rode on a train? sent your kid to school on a bus? congratulations, you’ve used a wheel and axle. i felt like talking about something else in the middle of this post and that’s my right

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

if the cheese banks fail we will have a problem worse than 2008

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

british news be like "A titan has fallen, and the lion's whiskers grow a little grey. England mouorns a true patriout" and you look the guy up and his main deal seems to be writing columns like "What happened to the Gloury days of seeing a bit of tit in the chewspaper?"

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

basically every word he said here is Interesting

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

the battery on my phone isn’t holding a charge very well anymore so i’ll probably need to get a new phone soon. i’ll keep you all posted on the timetable. while i’m not an expert on spiritual matters, my best guess is that you’ll all be reincarnated

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off,

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Everyone wondering what Nolan should do next and “yes I said yes I will yes” is right there

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

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Damon Beres @damonberes.com · 06/07/2026

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 07/07/2026

For those of you from other countries watching me slur other nationalities while in possession of an Australian passport, yes I know the saying about glass houses, but Australia is blessed with an extraordinary geology

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 06/07/2026

It’s just as well that for such a high-stakes match FIFA has selected a referee from the greatest league in the world

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“It’s the World Cup — expect the unexpected.” - Jon Bois

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

researching baseball

The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.

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Bailey @ivanclay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

It's supposed to be (more or less) a poisson distribution right?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

this is a picture of what i looked like the last time the knicks were in the finals

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/12/2024

An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

One of the best to ever do it

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mylesOS [ FLICKSHOT 🔜 PRGE ] @myles.zone · 17/10/2024

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/10/2025

this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"

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m @em-dash.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

he's still got it

A guy with the handle Tommy Beer: "KD locked in $45 million in guaranteed money for his age-39 season… not sure I’d characterize that as an unselfish sacrifice"

Kevin Durant: "What would u characterize it as? Since we characterizing shit this morning"

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

working on stuff

screenshot: Publishers Marketplace Deal Report
Category: Fiction: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
May 15, 2015
50007 By Jon Bois
Imprint: Tor
Sportswriter, documentary filmmaker, and executive producer at Secret Base Jon Bois's 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY, about the future history of footbal, from the perspective of a sentient space probe, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, by Kate McKean at Howard Morhaim Literary Agency.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil

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Bailey @ivanclay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

that should make it cheaper in USD

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I can’t compete with this

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Bailey @ivanclay.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

so cleansing to see an actual Ghibli frame

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elle hardy @ellehardy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Only a handful of Wisconsin farmers between being the most powerful person in the world and telling a bunch of Queensland retirees that negative gearing is terrific

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