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phil @philjamesson.com · 4h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What was this, the second time in a month that leftists gleefully joined in on a harassment campaign initiated by reactionaries against covid cautious people? Seems like that indicates a critical absence in awareness and analysis. Maybe y’all should fix that. And your hearts too.
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's literally dumb how much of life is just wetting your drys and drying your wets
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching ep 4 of Furious
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
giving an emmy to someone named emmy feels a little on the nose but at this point i wouldn't be mad
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
who decided to put the end call button exactly where the unlock screen button goes. i just want to talk
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When my brow pencil makes a good point.
An advert for a Benefit eye brow pencil called "Precisely, My Brow Pencil"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
off to the races #coyotevsacme
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's been over six years and it hasn't happened yet. but every day the possibility is there. one day i WILL try to take a drink without lowering my mask first
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every family has the gay cousin, the mama with cheese, and the cheddar bacon uncle
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's funny seeing NTBTSTM without having seen the show and constantly being like "how the fuck did they film this" and then watching the show and basically every episode is like that
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if you won’t listen to me, maybe you’ll listen to @lillywachowski.bsky.social because if you actually care about trans people you gotta drop Harry Potter
There is a big "Harry Potter" series coming out on HBO soon and there are many people opposed to it because of J.K.
Rowling's transphobia.
She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support "Harry Potter," you're supporting trans genocide. The money that goes into you enjoying these products, a portion of that money goes to J.K. Rowling and that money goes into her funding anti-trans legislation all over the world. In the same way that if you are against Elon Musk, you boycott or don't buy Tesla; and if you're against global warming/climate change, you try not to buy as much gas, you try to mitigate your use of these products. It's simple math. So, your enjoyment of these shows, and continued support of these shows, is supporting my eradication.
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two panel comic. The first panel is an anime-accurate Homura Akemi being spoken to by a Smiling Friends character, who suggests "maybe you could go back and stop 9/11 or something".

The second panel is labelled 9/11/1973 and features a more comical drawing of Homura bursting into the office of Salvador Allende. She is yelling "Presidente Allende!". Inshallah she saves him.
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ok fine i'll bite. what's 9/11
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my desire to be understanding and accepting and love all people for who they are vs the way some fucking people laugh
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
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Ed Sheeran’s fans came for a concert, not performative, biased and hateful anti-Israel “activism” from his opener, Macklemore.

Imagine being a Jewish or Israeli fan who came with family or friends to enjoy the show, only to be confronted with this hostility from the stage. Or feeling so unwelcome by the opening act that you leave early.

This isn’t new for Macklemore. He has a record of demonizing Israel and Israelis, falsely accusing Israel of genocide and engaging in antisemitic rhetoric and behavior.

This is completely unacceptable.

(with embedded video of Macklemore's remarks on Palestine at the Ed Sheeran MetLife concert)

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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
last night just after I went to bed i heard what sounded like multiple cars hammering beep-beep-beep-beep on their horns for a good while and I had to check my phone just to see if it had happened
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mmm what you say 🎶 main screen turn on, all your base 🎵 are belong to us, you have no chance 🎶 ohh to survive make your time 🎵
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
now that amazon deleted my 15yo account with no warning for "inactivity" (i didn't make an order for a year) and I'm thus locked out of my Goodreads..... i suppose i have no choice but to make a spreadsheet about it
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching tennis
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have heard the phrase “silent majority” invoked twice this month as a reason to do something and once was by the Mayor of Vancouver for his plebiscite on drug use and the other was by John Cena to Foghorn Leghorn as a reason why ACME should get to explode the Looney Tunes
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
ALT: Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Anita Ridlehoover @anitaanne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly........
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing
In the week after the June 24 primary election for mayor, I was determined to meet with voters in conservative neighborhoods where
Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani (D-Astoria), a democratic socialist, had performed surprisingly well. In a Howard Beach precinct where Mamdani won, I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run "to the right" of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an
"'" and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running "to the right" of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed "prices" and
"cost of living," as Donald Trump had in 2024.
They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists "support making everything more expensive. 1"
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
who decided we're abbreviating "this" to "ts" now. i did not approve of this
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
day one in office i am signing it into law: typefaces where the capital i and lowercase L look the same are ILLEGAL
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
cinematic universe
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Freyde ☀️🌕 Our Notes @divinenoodles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"he would not fucking say that" is a useful phrase that can be applied to so many fandom versions of characters but I doubt it could ever be truer than the post that originated it
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey cool, another one of those things that, if you said it at the time you’d be smeared as an antisemite doing “blood libel”, only for Israel to basically confirm it and say it was good and they would do it again
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
playing taylor swift at pride is a hate crime
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tömblétôn is such a good echolalia thank you #hotd
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yoooo the people's joker on kanopy @kanopy.com stays winning
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a Weird Al cover of Svefn-g-englar by Sigur Ros where instead of tjú he says achooooo. Sneezing-g-englar perhaps. and then he just sings the rest of the song in perfect Icelandic
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
who else is reading this post in 2026
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
they just posting their own slander my god
official Israel account posting : "The world's ai revolution has a strong Israeli accent"
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
has there ever been a thunderstorm in a movie/show where the thunder didn't come at the same time as the lightning
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the onion ass headline
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Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns
LONDON: An Israeli court on Sunday temporarily blocked plans by the national security minister to install crocodile-filled moats around Ketziot Prison, following a legal challenge centered on the rept...
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