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@itchyscratchershow.bsky.social
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‘Wannabe Tattoo Artist’ ‘Full time Simpsons quoter’ ‘All things considered, a great guy’ Just three mostly true direct quotes from my mum 😊 #LFC #YNWA

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
What's the deal with this clown Jordan Peterson, is he some sort of clown or something
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Diego Simeone: "If anyone here has seen Julian (Alvarez) touch the ball twice, raise your hand. Come on... no? No one?" I’m sorry but the temptation to slowly raise my hand just for shits and giggles would have been impossible to resist
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Louise Begley @louisebegley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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a man in a red liverpool jersey says " i don 't mind it " while standing next to another man
ALT: a man in a red liverpool jersey says " i don 't mind it " while standing next to another man
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Alex Stewart @afhstewart.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“There’s only one stat that matters in football”, then proceeds to use all the other stats to show why that one matters more and is interesting in the context of the other stats
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Chris Hewitt @chrishewitt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
1971 Marvel postcards were like staring directly into the face of the sun.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Grim as fuck
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McLikey @mclikey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tonight I’d go with: Westerveld, Kromkamp, Heitinga, van den Berg, Hoever, Gini, Zenden, Babel, van de Sanden, Meijer, Gakpo Not saying where..
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Doing my affirmations
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 20/01/2025
I know lots of people on the spectrum and none of them are “accidentally” throwing up Nazi salutes
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“Actually, it was a Roman salute”
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
… on a related point - there’s simply no excuse for anyone to still on be on X. Don’t care how may followers you have and how good the memes are there, it’s owned by this horrendous lunatic and is his tool for spreading legitimately dangerous misinformation. You’re either against him or you’re not.
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Day one and they’re doing Nazi salutes. Going to be a wild four years.
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You: "Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year" Me, an intellectual: "Every day of the year is a nightmare as we are currently living in the hellscape timeline and to say one day is worse than the others means you haven't been paying attention for the last decade"
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What’s the greatest sporting moment ever televised
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
SpaceX is a terrible spaceship company but an amazing fireworks company
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Man, this place is as dead as Twitter." - Me realizing I'm on Twitter
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
imagine if Scooby-Doo ever said “this one’s above my pay grade” and walked out mid-case
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
There has to be a better way to browse on streaming services. Man was not meant to amble sidewards into the unknown; that is the business of crabs and Marios.
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your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
girl from the ring crawls out of the tv and scurries up to me, she whispers i have a boyfriend
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
sex is so embarrassing. like here hold my goo for me
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Sarah Welch-Larson @dodgyboffin.com · 13/01/2025
Still proud of this piece.
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Chiesa’s lil smile after his goal is everything 🔴🔴🔴
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Lewis Jones @lewisjones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Clean sheet, Rio Ngumoha announces himself, Danns loves the FA Cup, and Chiesa gets his first goal for the club. All in all, a good afternoon. Onto Forest #LFC
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 11/01/2025
Four goals, direct contributions from seven players. First goal for Chiesa, good experience for some young lads. A lovely Saturday lunchtime. Up the Reds.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/01/2025
steadfastly refusing to engage with the world until it meets my demands
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The orcas are quiet. Too quiet...
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This is truly the worst age of the internet…worse than all those lolcatz posts in the early 10s…just wall to wall horribleness!
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Juan Gimenez
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Corey Richards @coreyjrichards.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Any Medium readers/writers on here? Just wrote a little flash fiction piece based on a metaphysical, liminal concept I had. Feel free to give it a read. medium.com/entropies/14...
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Where time stops but counting never does
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
*during sex Me: Do that thing I like. Her: *velociraptor noises
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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Anxiety is just natures ozempic
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LeighWhannell @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I do find it amusing that Australia has turned into this meme for terror because of a few animals no one ever sees; meanwhile in the US, roughly once a week some angry white guy wipes out a kindergarten with Arnie’s gun from Predator and absolutely nothing gets done about it.
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
How I stand outside the shower waiting for the water to warm up.
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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Never give up on a movie, especially one that rrrrrrips
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/01/2025
vincent van gogh watching reservoir dogs but skips THAT scene
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Listen, I know there’s more important matters to attend to at the moment but when is someone gunna stand up and say enough is enough with bottle lids that stay permanently attached!
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𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I don't really use Letterboxd much but I was keeping a list of my 20 favorite 2024 movies for myself and now I made it public. I wrote reviews of all of these except HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS.
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Best of 2024
A list of 20 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024), The Substance (2024), The Shadow Strays (2024), Riddle of Fire (2023) and The Killer (2024).
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The average person looks at their phone 144 times per day. Amateurs.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
it is satisfyingly poetic that the richest man in the world wants nothing more than to be good at posting but sucks so bad at it. grimm’s fairy tale type shit. just need the last part of the tale to kick in though
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
every day i wake up and think, ‘what would a cool, normal person do?’ and then i do the exact opposite. results have been mixed
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
conspiracy theorists are getting lazy fluoride? heard it flat earth? zzzzzzz give me something new and exciting give me like “no one has actually seen an elephant in real life and anyone who says they have is part of the agenda”
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Clarissa explained none of this.
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Bert Disco @hauntedlfc.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Highest passing accuracy in the Prem! And he's a midfielder! The rest on that list are CBs, making sideways passes. Jones really has taken his game up a level this season. I think there is more to come too.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Benny had been undercover for three weeks now, and the case was going nowhere.
A dog dressed as a sunflower sits next to a giant sunflower.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat (spoopy) 🐈‍⬛🎃 @lediva.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Me, to every year since 2015
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