Reposted by will (creature)Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread 242140684344
Reposted by will (creature)dave egg @explod.es · 29/01/2025🙏 thinking of you in these tough times 529051
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 29/01/2025marx is child’s play compared to what i read 040
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025life’s greatest questions have always been: who am i? where did i come from why am i here? is chep a brambles company? 000
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 27/01/2025if this post gets 5 likes i will become God 110
Reposted by will (creature)Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Ask "Is it?" when someone says "it's nice to meet you". 1425469
Reposted by will (creature)pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium 711854196
Reposted by will (creature)kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025stop naming your babies james. name him jame. he is one jame. 171
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 23/01/2025there are hundreds of wolves inside you and they are building a temple to worship a god that lives in your spleen 1110
Reposted by will (creature)ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2025scrolled by this fast and thought Gandalf was in the fucking mafia 3679258
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 22/01/2025if you die in an Arby’s, you die in real life 020
Reposted by will (creature)slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/01/2025a bubbling cauldron of mysterious and powerful sludge would fix me 37711
Reposted by will (creature)10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/01/2025pumping my fist and hollering support 123806676
Reposted by will (creature)will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 13/11/2024[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.] 126871
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 17/01/2025oh fuck babe you’re so hot i’m going to suffer a rapid unscheduled disassembly 040
Reposted by will (creature)Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 16/01/2025 21462292
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025NO. NO. NO. variety.com/2025/film/ne...variety.comDavid Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78. 000
Reposted by will (creature)Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Such is my punishment for stealing fire from the gods. 449253
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025send this skeet to your crush/partner and ask “will you hold my goo for me?” and send me the results 010
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025[I attempt to unzip my jeans but as the zipper reaches the end of its track it continues down, ripping the fabric of reality in twain and creating a vortex that rips my dong (penis, dick, or wang) wholly off my body and sends it whistling through the void] me: ah dang. 1224
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025sex is so embarrassing. like here hold my goo for me 05310
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025When God sings with his creations, will a goblin not be part of the choir? 130
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025bartender: why the long face? horse: wife exploded 061
Reposted by will (creature)will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it." 12863227
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 12/01/2025we have evolved as a species past the need for hollandaise sauce 020
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 11/01/2025yeah the Phil Collins stuff is fine but i’m really a fan of 020
Reposted by will (creature)Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar 181610423
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025me: [drinking from a human skull] him: is that full of blood? me: don’t be gross [forgetting if his name is Robert or Roger] Robgert. 020
Reposted by will (creature)10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 10/01/2025bro you forget yourself 201164314
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025just invented a new guy called “john marshmallows”. what’s his deal you ask? what’s his whole thing you wonder? that’s secret. that’s just for me. 050
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Tennis would be a beautiful name for a baby boy 061
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 09/01/2025her: [flirting] what are you thinking about? me: [thinking "do slugs have lungs, and are they called slungs?"] Do slugs have lungs, and are they called slungs? 050
will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 08/01/2025me: want to go out robot crush: indeed [later] me: want to go back to my place robot date: indeed [years later] me: want to get married robot bf: indeed [50 years later] me:[dying breath] i love you man robot husband: I Love You Man is a 2009 film starring Paul Rudd & Jason Segel 1527
Reposted by will (creature)Beelzetrice 🏳️⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight 273122652137