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@ghostdraculas.bsky.social
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a lvl 1 goblin with 5 hp he/they nj/phl 🧑‍🎨: willbo_art (insta) 🥁: building stars 🎸: heavy shrug 🐦: @upsidedowntrash

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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
who up stpawing they beppies
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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
lebron jim
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
An edited screenshot of Final Fantasy VII. Cloud and the party stands before a giant impaled snake creature with the textbox reading "Did DEI...do this?"
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dave egg @explod.es · 29/01/2025
🙏 thinking of you in these tough times
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
marx is child’s play compared to what i read
my hand holding a paperback book that is the novelization of gremlins 2
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
life’s greatest questions have always been: who am i? where did i come from why am i here? is chep a brambles company?
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
if this post gets 5 likes i will become God
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
GO BIRDS 🦅
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Ask "Is it?" when someone says "it's nice to meet you".
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/01/2025
in the tavern gone off the mead
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
a screenshot from the twilight zone episode “the midnight sun” depicting an older woman slamming her fists down on a painting of a large sun behind a skyline. Subtitles read “don’t paint the sun anymore!” but the photo has been edited to read “don’t read the news anymore!”
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kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
stop naming your babies james. name him jame. he is one jame.
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
there are hundreds of wolves inside you and they are building a temple to worship a god that lives in your spleen
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2025
scrolled by this fast and thought Gandalf was in the fucking mafia
YouTube thumbnail from “In Deep Geek” for a video titled “Did the Fellowship know Gandalf was a Maia?”
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
if you die in an Arby’s, you die in real life
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Lucy from Twin PeaksIsabelle from Animal Crossing
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/01/2025
a bubbling cauldron of mysterious and powerful sludge would fix me
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
pumping my fist and hollering support
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 18/01/2025
$20 Practice hand for…
fb marketplace listings shows a picture of a plastic hand attached to a tube and a bracket  for affixing to a table. the truncated description reads $20 - Practice hand for….
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
hanging with my gnomies
a garden gnome with the caption born to chill world is a gift prank em all 1938 9475394 cool bugs
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
oh fuck babe you’re so hot i’m going to suffer a rapid unscheduled disassembly
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
bitchin balls, bro
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
NO. NO. NO. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
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Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Such is my punishment for stealing fire from the gods.
Clickbait article headline reads “I’ll never stop making Jennifer Aniston’s perfect salad.”
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
send this skeet to your crush/partner and ask “will you hold my goo for me?” and send me the results
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
[I attempt to unzip my jeans but as the zipper reaches the end of its track it continues down, ripping the fabric of reality in twain and creating a vortex that rips my dong (penis, dick, or wang) wholly off my body and sends it whistling through the void] me: ah dang.
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
hash tag new profile pic
a raccoon with glowing yellow eyes in an astronaut’s helmet
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
sex is so embarrassing. like here hold my goo for me
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
When God sings with his creations, will a goblin not be part of the choir?
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
bartender: why the long face? horse: wife exploded
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
go birds 🦅
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
we have evolved as a species past the need for hollandaise sauce
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
yeah the Phil Collins stuff is fine but i’m really a fan of
two personalized souvenir mugs from an aquariums, one is personalized with the name Gabriel and the other Genesis
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
me: [drinking from a human skull] him: is that full of blood? me: don’t be gross [forgetting if his name is Robert or Roger] Robgert.
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
bro you forget yourself
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
just invented a new guy called “john marshmallows”. what’s his deal you ask? what’s his whole thing you wonder? that’s secret. that’s just for me.
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Tennis would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
her: [flirting] what are you thinking about? me: [thinking "do slugs have lungs, and are they called slungs?"] Do slugs have lungs, and are they called slungs?
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
me: want to go out robot crush: indeed [later] me: want to go back to my place robot date: indeed [years later] me: want to get married robot bf: indeed [50 years later] me:[dying breath] i love you man robot husband: I Love You Man is a 2009 film starring Paul Rudd & Jason Segel
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Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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