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@itchyscratchershow.bsky.social
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‘Wannabe Tattoo Artist’ ‘Full time Simpsons quoter’ ‘All things considered, a great guy’ Just three mostly true direct quotes from my mum 😊 #LFC #YNWA

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
What's the deal with this clown Jordan Peterson, is he some sort of clown or something
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Diego Simeone: "If anyone here has seen Julian (Alvarez) touch the ball twice, raise your hand. Come on... no? No one?" I’m sorry but the temptation to slowly raise my hand just for shits and giggles would have been impossible to resist
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Louise Begley @louisebegley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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a man in a red liverpool jersey says " i don 't mind it " while standing next to another man
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Alex Stewart @afhstewart.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“There’s only one stat that matters in football”, then proceeds to use all the other stats to show why that one matters more and is interesting in the context of the other stats
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ridiculous! Genuinely the best keeping performance ever??
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Chris Hewitt @chrishewitt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
1971 Marvel postcards were like staring directly into the face of the sun.
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This was a perfectly timed find ✌️🥹
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Grim as fuck
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Perfect! I’ll give it a listen for sure ✌️✌️
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Been in desperate need for some new listerning so very thankful for stumbling across this post! Just started with the twister episode and is ideal 🔥
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McLikey @mclikey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tonight I’d go with: Westerveld, Kromkamp, Heitinga, van den Berg, Hoever, Gini, Zenden, Babel, van de Sanden, Meijer, Gakpo Not saying where..
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a chalkboard with math equations on it .
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Outta curiosity What does 1 Josemi convert to these days accounting for inflation…I’ve some proposals to make!
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Doing my affirmations
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Kromkamp…what a baller 😂
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 20/01/2025
I know lots of people on the spectrum and none of them are “accidentally” throwing up Nazi salutes
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We’re living in the worst timeline 😑
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“Actually, it was a Roman salute”
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And it’s this very fact that brings us to the brink!
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
… on a related point - there’s simply no excuse for anyone to still on be on X. Don’t care how may followers you have and how good the memes are there, it’s owned by this horrendous lunatic and is his tool for spreading legitimately dangerous misinformation. You’re either against him or you’re not.
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Day one and they’re doing Nazi salutes. Going to be a wild four years.
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Thoughhh…If I did want lots of rage bait on my big rage bait machine 🤔🤔
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Never go full nazi! 😑😑
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just terrible man management! Not sure how going out and saying that inspires some sort of turn around 😅…all very Roy Hodgeson coded for me
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And with it a great set up to a classic ‘walk into a bar’ joke!
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You: "Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year" Me, an intellectual: "Every day of the year is a nightmare as we are currently living in the hellscape timeline and to say one day is worse than the others means you haven't been paying attention for the last decade"
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
That’s the problem when you make something completely outta your control part of your personality 😅 easier to just dig in then admit maybe this particular hill ain’t the one die on
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yeah I can’t wait for them to go on some insane winning run and it mean diddly squat for once! I guess cheaters only prosper like what…10 or so times before they get what’s coming to them 😑😅
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What’s the greatest sporting moment ever televised
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Now as long as Man City dro…..oh wait! Force of habit 👀😅
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
SpaceX is a terrible spaceship company but an amazing fireworks company
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Man, this place is as dead as Twitter." - Me realizing I'm on Twitter
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
‘Scooby doo and the mystery of the zodiac killer’ has a great ring to it though!
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
imagine if Scooby-Doo ever said “this one’s above my pay grade” and walked out mid-case
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
There has to be a better way to browse on streaming services. Man was not meant to amble sidewards into the unknown; that is the business of crabs and Marios.
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your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
girl from the ring crawls out of the tv and scurries up to me, she whispers i have a boyfriend
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
sex is so embarrassing. like here hold my goo for me
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Sarah Welch-Larson @dodgyboffin.com · 13/01/2025
Still proud of this piece.
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Chiesa’s lil smile after his goal is everything 🔴🔴🔴
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Lewis Jones @lewisjones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Clean sheet, Rio Ngumoha announces himself, Danns loves the FA Cup, and Chiesa gets his first goal for the club. All in all, a good afternoon. Onto Forest #LFC
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 11/01/2025
Four goals, direct contributions from seven players. First goal for Chiesa, good experience for some young lads. A lovely Saturday lunchtime. Up the Reds.
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It’s exactly my vibe!
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/01/2025
steadfastly refusing to engage with the world until it meets my demands
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The orcas are quiet. Too quiet...
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Fucks a badger doing running the trains!? Issue one. But for balance and fairness- more PM’s in sleeveless suits 👏
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This is truly the worst age of the internet…worse than all those lolcatz posts in the early 10s…just wall to wall horribleness!
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RR @itchyscratchershow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
😬😬😬😂😂😂
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