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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot

@inferknow.co
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dreams in waking life / / machine yearning / / radiocomputers / / weed // japeshifter // retrostuff Pronouns: He/Him

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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Dan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 23h
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 23h
Notebooks that fuck
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Gambling is basically trail mix. No further questions.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 29/09/2026
ok real talk: do you brush your tongue??
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no AI is going to kill us all, because it’s what’s buying up people’s land, making deals with shit politicians under the cover of darkness and stealing our energy and water to pollute our air and water. Oh wait.
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 29/09/2026
I think the real reason behind “pacing the frontier” is so AI companies collectively collude to get into the black by avoiding their most revenue burning activity: training. If they just slow down and sell us the same models, longer they’ll flip the “money pit” narrative pretty quickly.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[to the tune of Choosin’ Texas] It doesn’t take a real good map to see/ How vast and great our nation seems to be/ Makin’ memes about myself/ He’s sendin’ shitposts; I can tell/
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When your family tells the waitress it's your birthday and the whole staff comes out to sing to you
A comic panel of Jar Jar Binks father George Binks with a blaster pressed up against his temple and a tear coming down from his eye
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
katie tightpussy injected me with street hrt against my will and now i look like handsome squidward
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Is that real?” I ask, pointing at everything.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026
Hnnnnnnnngggghhh
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
becoming the ultimate bisexual stereotype by upgrading to the clear car
a car but it’s clear
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@georgiecowboy shows us Bubba is ready for Halloween: 🔊 #AGoodPlace
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026
Even Jev is Choosin Texas
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Is Choosin Texas the song of the summer?
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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
America really needs to get on the bidet train. It’s the main reason I hate staying away from my own place.
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026
lol boy I called this one (Let’s go girls)
A tweet from yesterday accusing Zoran Mamdani of imposing “Shania” law. Man, it feels like a moment
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026
want coffee but (this is just a @gorl.gay post at this point)
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her. [📹 erycadias22] Original post
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026
Fuck me.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Let's go team ADHD! Are we winning yet? Because I just forgot my microwave dinner was in the microwave in the middle of heating it up & went around & got occupied with a bunch of other random stuff & now I have to heat it up again since I remembered I'm eating dinner now.
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 26/09/2026
Mrs. Twain should release a greatest hits record called Shania Law just to fuck with the red hats
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
somewhere out there is a Sloppiest Joe
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key @lefttwix.com · 25/09/2026
high energy hits guaranteed to keep your bus going above 50 mph
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 26/09/2026
If you end your post with “I said what I said” I already know your take was stupid
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my language, 100% my language. Democratic politicians--and it starts with Democratic mayors--MUST focus on tangible quality of life improvements. Let's start with a basic one, which is, public transit should be clean, safe, and functional.
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 26/09/2026
LOGGING OFF
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
¶ I'm a one-track lover ¶
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 26/09/2026
The list of people I follow be like
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 25/09/2026
SOUND ON FOR THIS
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My typos are humbling. Other people’s are poetry. I mean, come on, “I never thought you would scoop so low!”? Chef’s kiss, dude. Love the imagery. 10/10
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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 23/08/2025
morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is
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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 25/09/2026
The OG HELLTHREAD
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Were the Pork Tornados founded by a meateorologist
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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