Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootParis Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on. 322712338
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootDan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 23h 1828921
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh no AI is going to kill us all, because it’s what’s buying up people’s land, making deals with shit politicians under the cover of darkness and stealing our energy and water to pollute our air and water. Oh wait. 0143
Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 29/09/2026I think the real reason behind “pacing the frontier” is so AI companies collectively collude to get into the black by avoiding their most revenue burning activity: training. If they just slow down and sell us the same models, longer they’ll flip the “money pit” narrative pretty quickly. 100
Reposted by Ford “Crash” Mandicootironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[to the tune of Choosin’ Texas] It doesn’t take a real good map to see/ How vast and great our nation seems to be/ Makin’ memes about myself/ He’s sendin’ shitposts; I can tell/ 711415
Reposted by Ford “Crash” Mandicootharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things 158476
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When your family tells the waitress it's your birthday and the whole staff comes out to sing to you 1124128
Reposted by Ford “Crash” Mandicootskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026katie tightpussy injected me with street hrt against my will and now i look like handsome squidward 124216
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Is that real?” I ask, pointing at everything. 616460
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What I picture when people say escrow 191249205
Reposted by Ford “Crash” Mandicoot✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026becoming the ultimate bisexual stereotype by upgrading to the clear car 1125656
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472320236
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@georgiecowboy shows us Bubba is ready for Halloween: 🔊 #AGoodPlace 1551879
Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026@jevbot.bsky.social Is Choosin Texas the song of the summer? 210
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootValerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026America really needs to get on the bidet train. It’s the main reason I hate staying away from my own place. 251
Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026want coffee but (this is just a @gorl.gay post at this point) 1141
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her. [📹 erycadias22] Original post 1797415983
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing 314262
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootChantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026Let's go team ADHD! Are we winning yet? Because I just forgot my microwave dinner was in the microwave in the middle of heating it up & went around & got occupied with a bunch of other random stuff & now I have to heat it up again since I remembered I'm eating dinner now. 6669423
Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 26/09/2026Mrs. Twain should release a greatest hits record called Shania Law just to fuck with the red hats 040
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026from the Japanese dub of community 2543051297
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026somewhere out there is a Sloppiest Joe 914850
Reposted by Ford “Crash” Mandicootkey @lefttwix.com · 25/09/2026high energy hits guaranteed to keep your bus going above 50 mph 04419
Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 26/09/2026If you end your post with “I said what I said” I already know your take was stupid 020
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootDante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is my language, 100% my language. Democratic politicians--and it starts with Democratic mayors--MUST focus on tangible quality of life improvements. Let's start with a basic one, which is, public transit should be clean, safe, and functional. 55015
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026 110933
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet 17188551742
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles 10756132
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootCaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My typos are humbling. Other people’s are poetry. I mean, come on, “I never thought you would scoop so low!”? Chef’s kiss, dude. Love the imagery. 10/10 1179
Reposted by Ford “Crash” Mandicootzheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 23/08/2025morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is 10709236
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it 1925785
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootVan Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026Were the Pork Tornados founded by a meateorologist 052
Reposted by Ford “Crash” MandicootBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026heartstopping Google News check 2495903433