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@hairy-son.bsky.social
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golgari degenerate. MTG sometimes

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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 10h
hell world 👍
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dumbest guy youve ever known shares posts like this just minutes after the breakup (got caught cheating with a jennifer anniston AI BOT)
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nothing more american than this: Liar Says He Met God to Go On His Favorite TV Show wish they had a chyron at the bottom showing sports gambling odds
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
finally beat Mom
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beginner rockabilly guy that doesn’t know much 50’s music so he mostly plays christmas songs
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
genuinely the lamest pivot you can do is be a Helen Keller truther. pure algorithmic slop. type of moron to ape “unalived” and “jenny cide” in public
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
never was a lot of the people who were early adopters were moderately popular on twitter in 2017 and just copy and pasted
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
marketing campaign that only works if you’ve ever barked at your own reflection weirdly these AI companies are now “approaching catastrophic levels of intelligence” right as they’re all underwater and hemorrhaging money at a rate that lenders cant ignore anymore
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i can’t imagine a future without AI
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you couldn't make Birth of a Nation today because you'd turn the script in to a producer and he'd go "this is just Birth of a Nation. we already made this"
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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the first time i’ve ever related to AI slop. god forbid she get a little motion
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🧠 🤝 🧠
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
those millennial optimism montages are really starting to get to me
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trump threatened to stop doing business with a few countries unless the Fed dropped interest rates, and the Fed is now deliberating a .25 to .5% increase to fight inflation beast mode im afraid
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
theres genuine magic in emotionally investing in something you have zero control over can i help that Bruno Fernandes has never showed up to a match that matters? no. and that’s beautiful. i let it ruin my day and everyone around me sees that i’m part of the collective of shared misery
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
been trying to shoehorn Katabasis into everyday conversation and my coworkers aren’t having it little do you know that youre already descending playboy
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 24/08/2026
Knock it off, you two. This is a hospital.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Master of the house. Uhh let me be clear. I want dijon mustard and policeman beer - Obama Thenardier
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There are labs out there producing thoughts you can hardly even think about without sustaining damage
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sometimes i think i just be saying shit but then there’s guys out there who really just be saying shit
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
really hate those Letterboxd interviews with major budget movie directors their top 4 is always like Czech New Wave, italian neorealism, japanese magical realism, yet it’s an ad for their movie Shit Poop Goes to Superhero School
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
finger on the monkey’s paw curled when i wished for an ass that won’t quit
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Robbing Peter to Quahog
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
exactly what talking to a fascist is like
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ouuuuhhh they vibrating the fuck outta his panties
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scanners 1981
ALT: scanners 1981
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
they were playing the balatro soundtrack at my grandpa’s funeral some little punk threw some cards in his coffin then started jigggling his body mad crazy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@Senn_Spud

(Repairing wrecked boat village boy approaches with picture from my pack) Bahu bah? {Monster}

Me: No bahu bah. Marmaduke...Buha bet {Friend}

Boy: Mar-ma-duke...Your?

Me: Not mine. Everybodys. {confused look} he is...like Wind. Everyones

Boy {grinning} Marmaduke is like Wind
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just killed somebody 🔥🔥🔥 Cold blood too
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
just throwing this out there: if i were the technological arm of a state department, i would not publicly announce how easy it is to fake military strikes on suburban areas
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gender neutral shawty 😻 so androgynous 😩😩😩 youre like if a man and a woman had a baby 💦
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
you should be allowed to turn off highways for a couple hours so i could ride a bike on them
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
doing rupi kaur style poetry in an excel spreadsheet i don’t give a fuck no more
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
new slang im trying to start: Third Rodeo a lot of the luster and fear has worn off as i’ve begun to notice patterns, which is the appeal of your first and arguably second rodeo
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
it’s not to late to get on the Divine Machinery train the computer is god and you owe it your life
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
sometimes i forget that most of reddit is 14 years old
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