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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot

@inferknow.co

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dreams in waking life / / machine yearning / / radiocomputers / / weed // japeshifter // retrostuff Pronouns: He/Him

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 30/09/2026

Obligatory (we all know why):

Elon musk shirtless and then a black and white sketch showing that it’s a small monster man piloting the mechanical cybertruck-esque body of “human” Elon Musk

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/09/2026

lol boy I called this one (Let’s go girls)

A tweet from yesterday accusing Zoran Mamdani of imposing “Shania” law. Man, it feels like a moment

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 23/09/2026

Cotton Hill pointing at the above comment in fervent agreement.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 23/09/2026

Cotton hill pointing upwards informatively

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 20/09/2026

Oh look, they’ve been doing it all day:

Reports from another Bsky user on a Gaza scammer account

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 20/09/2026

I understand the situation is dire but this is some horseshit that I wish would stop - we have no way of independently verifying these aren’t grifts and many of them are. It sucks because you can’t tell if it’s real or emotional blackmail.

Lowbie gaza mutual aid accounts retweeting anything for visibility with emotional blackmail account titles.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 20/09/2026

You really gotta hand it to em on the design

Goatse keyboard

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 18/09/2026

They are just the best, aren’t they?

Big Al with his tennis ball, living his big best buddy backyard life

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 16/09/2026

what do you call a Canadian sycophant?

Kwik Trip light board advertising Maple Glazers

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 05/09/2026

Please be advised

Arby’s ad for the Udder N Cheddar. Arby’s “We have the teats”

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 04/09/2026

Liz lemon saying “so true, so wise” to Oprah

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 31/08/2026

when he’s American:

A package of the ever sinful Hostess Star Spangled Ding Dongs.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 24/08/2026

Stay trifty, friends

Street sign for a “trift sale”

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 22/08/2026

Read this as “half the bottle”

Motivation gym square inside a black locker cubby that says Showing up is half the battle.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 21/08/2026

Behold the most Wisconsin t-shirt:

A shirt that says DRINKING FOR TWO

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 09/08/2026

inside me there are two jimothys

Sweetened and unsweetened Kirkland dried mango pieces

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 05/08/2026

these bad mama jammas

Kirkland dried sweetened mangos

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 31/07/2026

Look what the british have done to my boy

An atrocity. Doritos 3D …BUGLES!? They are sizzling steak flavored and Formula1 sponsored

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 29/07/2026

Trust me on this shit:

ON Blueberry Lemonade pre workout (twerk out)

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/07/2026

What it dew?

Mount Dew flavored dunker donuts from Kwik Trip.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 19/07/2026

Boy do I have a record for them

Rapper Taquil made headlines today but not the good kind, like you want

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 16/07/2026

when she keeps putting her fingers in your mouth

Cardboard box that says no handhole access hole only use as handhole at users own risk

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 14/07/2026

dudes with high cholesterol be like

Frank Reynolds “so you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit” meme

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 14/07/2026

Rfk speech bubble meme

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 11/07/2026

Zap brannigan saying “Ah she’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!”

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 10/07/2026

I want this one and the one that reads:

I am actually in my forties tnmt shirt

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 09/07/2026

No. No, Reddit, I will not be asking AI to do that.

An ai ad asking me to tell ai agents to PostHog

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 08/07/2026

The mind rejects what it cannot comprehend

Fuego!?!? Hot skittles? wtf?

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 06/07/2026

You had to call some very specific people for a house in ‘77.

Bob Kleinheinz homes showing employees Dick and Fag, eager to help/please.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 04/07/2026

It’s honestly …. Really good lol.

Amerimonster ultra red white and blue razz

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 03/07/2026

Charlie’s creepy lawyer uncle giving the thumbs up with big fake rubber hands

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 01/07/2026

Movie poster for The Pest

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 29/06/2026

Literally:

Extreme heat warning in WI/MN today

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 29/06/2026

A second spot, similar blend. Though this one is sorta the random flower dumping grounds. The chickens love the area(s) because they can take dust baths and eat bugs when it’s shadier.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 24/06/2026

A million years ago, I did the same with some friends:

A man with a huge traffic cone next to a full wall aqua teen hunger force mural, a woman trying to see under the cone … man?

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 24/06/2026

babe: you better not be way down yonder on the chattahoochee me:

Alan Jackson, in tube on the river

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 17/06/2026

I don’t know how but I’m certain AI is why I can’t have this particular nice thing

GoDaddy showing an available domain for 48k, for burn.one

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 16/06/2026

Where’s your fucking god now?

Snickers Berry Whip (unholy)

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 15/06/2026

It is with a heavy (and rapidly pounding) heart that I inform you that this positively BANGS:

A can of ultra red white and blue razz monster.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 13/06/2026

Here me out but you need about five different versions of this guy to make the point:

Hawaiian shirt with flames printed

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 08/06/2026

Context prolapse

A skeet about buttholes and a photo of Dana Scully that says “disgusted sigh”

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 02/06/2026

The Blade:

Wesley Snipes as BLADE

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 01/06/2026

Fun fact: The leader of a wild pack of Alf is known as the Alf Alpha

Alfimus Prime

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 31/05/2026

Found your moms glass

A beer glass for Hoegaarden (your moms a hoe)

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 14/05/2026

Fuck my life

Scrollhole.com is taken

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Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 09/05/2026

Iykyk

A pictographic showing how to pick a perfect watermelon by shape and markings.

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 07/05/2026

Bluesky, the story

Josey: sorry British people, some of you are pretty
Next skeet
Ceej: I’m half cyclops

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 05/05/2026

are u telling me a shrimp fried this rice

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 27/04/2026

you know they had to do it Him

The onion article - Taco Bell Under Fire for Ad Portraying Christ’s Crunchifixion

Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co · 23/04/2026

I would but you didn’t even listen to my concept record about global warming:

Rapper Taquil made headlines today, but not the good kind, like you want.