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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6h

however the election shakes out, a minor lesson of 2026 is that maine is basically an alien planet where everyone is a grumpy old salt retiree at birth and we should consider giving them to canada as an apology and goodwill gesture for what we did to the Expos

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's always fun when a Trump lackey says something so insane it momentarily breaks a Fox host

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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

from the guy who brought you “we need to make sure the bankers get their christmas bonus” after they caused the biggest financial meltdown in global history:

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

God I would’ve loved to sing about GE washing machines

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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

what was the hush money for again?

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

gameshow called "Dead Or Nah?" where you just name a celebrity from the 80s and 90s that no'one's thought about for a while and have to guess if they're dead or nah

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One thing that Trumpism has made clear over and over again is that the global far right understands itself to be in a ideological alliance the helps itself across borders, and the center and left largely do not.

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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Astros having their season ended by the White Sox inspired me to remake my "Houston-sized Chicago" map. It's been 66 years since Chicago last grew by annexation. In an alternate reality where the city grew to match the physical size/shape of Houston (as shown) it'd have twice the population.

A map depicting Houston, TX with the following information:
Land area: 640.44 square miles
2020 population: 2,304,580

A map depicting Chicago if it had the same land area and similar shape as Houston
Land area: 640.30 square miles
2020 population: 5,059,448

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve

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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026

the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

over on the other site one of the big centrist data guys was talking about how a new problem he's encountered in polling is that a large share of Trump voters are now embarrassed enough to lie and say they voted for Kamala. we're getting there

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think a lot about how we currently live in the utopia imagined by the dreadful midcentury lawmakers who wrote codes like this—dominated by cars and highways, neighborhoods sapped of people and commerce, everything segregated to oblivion—and how we can and should put all their ideas in the trash

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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 04/10/2026

The degree to which the 2000s were like that cannot be overstated

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Changing "we" to "those fucking guys" and "realize" to "were forced to acknowledge," but yeah

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026

a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the Kansas GOP has a true moderate faction that lost its patience with the GOP at the state level under Brownback and Trump I, leading many to endorse Laura Kelly and a few to outright switch parties in office. this year they seem to be getting fed up with the national party too

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

talking about forgiving trump voters when trump is still in office is some goofy shit. ohhh i love imagining myself being magnanimous to my mortal enemies who i definitely don’t think should turn their 500 million guns on themselves

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026

they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

nobody ever stops to think about what slime is going through. probably some sort of metal grate

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Texas is basically saying it wants to encourage fraud as a matter of public policy and you should keep that in mind whenever you see a large firm incorporated in Texas

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026

it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Leno’s Law sounds like a short-lived Peacock reality series where he’s a judge

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L Laiken @broaden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“I used stolen assets to make my movie but I won’t tell you which stolen assets“ isn’t the bravado stand he seems to think it is.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

graphic designer makes something client: TEN MILLION INSCRUTABLE NOTES ------- AI craps out a picture of a hamburger that looks like centipede eggs with ET in Creek Disease client: put this immediately on every visible surface we own. can we pay extra to make sure the pope sees this?

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