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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl

@seeemilyplay.bsky.social
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“But in this at least thou shalt not defy my will: to rule my own end.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 18h
YA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MASHALLAH THE EVIL IS DEFEATED
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 19h
reading international law textbooks is fun because they’re all like “these are the principles the civilised nations all recognise - except for the united states and israel who have since 1948 argued there is no such thing as ‘right to life’ or ‘the possibility of peace’” right-o
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 19h
what was the hush money for again?
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 23h
there is nothing more life saving than a bacon roll in the morning
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know the traitors killing is fake but i think they should make an exception for james blunt and kill him for real
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
richard e grant is so good on celebrity traitors lmfao
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my favourite favourite favourite part of this is that she’s white lmao
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did you know it’s not a crime for freak fucking motorists in Scotland to run over a fucking cat? guess how im finding this one out
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
learning japanese is such a humbling experience. yeah man, i look like rebel wilson and im gonna have to say the word “hottodoggu” in public. absolutely.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sorry people in boston call booze shops WHAT????
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i personally think it’s cool that people use “im an AuDHDer” as shorthand to mean “im a feral dumbass with no respect for anyone else” brother ive been having gay meltdowns longer than most of you have been alive and i know to shut up in a cinema. being a rude bitch isn’t a psych dx, grow up
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I find it strange and unsettling how the default position is that men are entitled to public-facing, high profile careers regardless of the literal crimes they have committed. Always strange how “they’ve repented,” turns into “they are owed a high public profile.”
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
japan is rightly earning a reputation for xenophobia, but what i find very funny is that if you actually look into the new immigration changes, not a one is worse than what the UK has been inflicting on migrants for the last 10 years without a fucking PEEP out of native brits.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok why is the post so fucking rubbish. of the wedding invites we’ve sent, like 5 have been RTS’d, 1 invite was delivered to the opposite side of the street despite being in a group of 3 others that arrived at the same address, one was cut in half (!!!)
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry if im being unwoke but the recent trend of young women getting dolled up to go on hikes is fucking cancerous
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
family law is the hardest thing in the world to study!!!! im sorry for being a pussy but hearing about parents advocating for their right to shake their babies to death as a form of “discipline” makes me actively homicidal and violent in a way nothing else in the world does
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Strider and the four hobbits begin their second day of hiking through the Chetwood. They have been swerving to avoid pursuit, but now start taking paths that lead more directly east.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you vote for the Labour Party you are, to me, an even more pathetic form of subhuman life than the brown shirts because at least the brown shirts were honest about their intentions. Labour members are snivelling little fascist cowards and I hate them all.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
same vibe
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reddit occasionally feeds me posts from the korean plastic surgery subreddit and man am I happy i did years of eating disorder therapy so that im resilient enough to see that shit without spinning out
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
surely with andy in such an emotionally incapacitated state he’s got no business announcing things like this ?
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Jordan Wood @thecrossoverappeal.com · 30/09/2026
Stop Caring is a beautiful site with some of the best games writing you’ll find anywhere. If you’ve got any capacity to support games writing, please see if you have space to support Artemis’ work there. Here’s one of my fav pieces from earlier this year. (TW: EDs) www.stopcar.ing/a-consumer-c...
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A Consumer Childhood
Fast Food, Wii Fit, and Consume Me.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
got our zelda 40th anniversary concert tix! and may i just say: edinburgh council’s IT infrastructure is a medieval shitshow and everyone employed in council IT procurement should be sent to break rocks in siberia xx
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao baby’s first saas payment that’s what we call ✨assimilation✨
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
checks out really
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ah right so relitigating referendums after 10+ years is on the table is it
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unrelated, male chicks are extremely valueless to the farming industry, so, in an attempt to more ethically destroy them they developed a machine called a chick shredder which drops male chicks onto a conveyer belt and macerates them with high speed rotating blades. highly efficient and ethical!
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remarkable how much typing fever fans are able to do. would’ve thought it’d be quite hard to see a phone keyboard through those floppy openings in their hoods.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s always been the case that everyone involved in any type of greek life in the US should have ended up in prison without parole anyways so
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
andy burnham crying and being like “john swinney were mean to me about my job the day my dad died” has to be actually the most pathetic moment in british politics in the last century.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we’re watching the 80s beeb chronicles of narnia adaptation and im not being funny but no chance in hell am I exposing my children to anything written by cs lewis lmao. what the fuck was this nordie freak on about
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shabana mahmood yet again in the running for dumbest broad on earth
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Noah Zazanis @noahzazanis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A comrade from my harm reduction organizing needs (pro-bono) help w/ an eviction case in Porter County, IN. Legal aid didn't take her case, and she's been having an exceptionally hard time navigating trial pro se due to a TBI. She specifically needs someone who can be present in person.
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish cough syrup was still 30% smack
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have a family member who does CTE research (he is usually the guy that gets NFL players’ brains when they hit the Chernobyl meltdown button) and he makes me laugh because he loses his shit if his adult daughters chew gum and walk up the stairs but ALSO loses his shit if they wear helmets to cycle
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know aileen wuornos killed 7 rapists
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the male suicide rate is not nearly high enough. c’mon lads - we all know you love resorting to violence, start focusing that energy on the right people for once
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i don’t get enough credit for how much of a feminist getting manflu makes me!!!!! breaking the ass ceiling every day no breaks!!!!!!!
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nobody has ever needed to hear the parenting opinions of some 23 year virgin
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love to be woken up because breathing Fucking Hurts. so glad the flu jab isn’t available free for everyone, i’m sure there’s no data at all that people who work hospitality and/or go to uni are especially prone to catching and spreading it! wonderful public health system we got here
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aaron gordon arf arf arf arf
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is also effectively Labour Party policy www.nsead.org/news/newsroo...
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Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson requests funding for 'high-cost' creative courses is stopped | NSEAD
The Strategic Priorities Grant (SPG) budget is an annual funding package for 'high-cost' courses and other priority areas to supplement teaching costs. Bridget Phillipson's letter includes a series of...
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is starting to feel like sharing the world with the zombie freaks in resident evil would be a far more preferable situation to sharing the world with at least 29,000 people who are this fucking stupid
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
motherfucker signs his name Sēve?
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is completely impossible to find anyone who works for the bbc who isn’t unhinged
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first round then
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would kill and die for olivia miles man jeez louise this has got me crying real tears
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