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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 8h
i need a three part documentary with physicists and mathematicians on whatever the fuck that was
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 8h
really want us to resolve climate change so we aren't subject to the whims of the Dome
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I Lead MLB In Bats Eaten @thatcomona.bsky.social · 8h
AJ PIERZYNSKI YOU CANT JUST SAY "WE JUST SAW AN N-WORD BALL" ON A PLAYOFF BROADCAST MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 8h
the padres have left 11 on base which feels like that number should be larger. brewers not far behind with 9
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 8h
watching the white sox and being in this fandom has been a gnarly trip. two years ago we lost 121 games. today, one of our players has a google easter egg
If you google Munetaka Murakami, a line of text saying ONE HUNDRED! With the 100 emoji and a bottle of champagne
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 8h
Brothers to each homer in same postseason: 2026 William & Willson Contreras 2025 Bo & Josh Naylor 2007 Stephen & J.D. Drew 1997 Sandy Jr. & Roberto Alomar 1964 Ken & Clete Boyer h/t @EliasSports
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 8h
are the contrerases and the acuñas the only sets of brothers in the postseason?
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 9h
left for a “pack of cigarettes”
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 10h
Jackson Chourio is the Brewers franchise record holder for postseason home runs.* He is 22 years old.
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 10h
chouuuuuriooooooo
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 10h
brewers bullshit is the only type of bullshit i need
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Collin Whitchurch @cowhitchurch.bsky.social · 16h
Tommy Pham hit a ball 106 mph with a 31 degree launch angle and it was a double play. Colson Montgomery hit a ball 64 mph with a -21 degree launch angle and it was an RBI double.
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Pitching Ninja (bot) @pitchingninja-bot.bsky.social · 17h
Jordan Hicks, 101mph and 102mph ⛽️ 🐦 x.com/PitchingNinja/status/21064507…
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 17h
this zone is egregiously bad lmao
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 17h
the white sox 🤝 me about to hit this pen
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 17h
the bisexual girlies are always into hicks or antonacci. it’s canon
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 17h
baseball is better when all the players started looking like the most dirtbag masc you know
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 17h
no jordan hicks thirst posting, it’s the lords day
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 18h
Because my Chicago White Sox are playing the Cleveland Guardians in the playoffs, I was subjected to a dishonest anti-trans TV ad that Republicans are running in Ohio to distract from their vandalism of the economy. There are no limits to what Republicans will do for money and power.
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18h
POSTSEASON MUNE!!!!
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18h
i would rather see liberty biberty on loop than these transphobic PAC commercials
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18h
that is NOT what I meant
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18h
me when Sam isn’t in the lineup
Karen emoji
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18h
are we saving the challenges for a special occasion? someone’s birthday? a quinceañera?
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18h
will venable is mostly cool but he adheres to lefty righty a little too much
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 21h
5k day
Selfie of a woman post 5k race, holding a water bottle and banana 3.06 mi 27:03 8:50 min/mi
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thanks
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Golden State 77, Dallas 73 Valkyries will open Game 1 of the semis vs Las Vegas on Sunday. See y'all there.
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
get your asses in gear Valkyries
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a glorious time to be a white sox fan that hates ai
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 02/10/2026
GO HOME TERF
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
es todo lo que me queda de tuuuuu amor solooooooo….fotos y recuerdos
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my latest: a WIP (i am gonna paint another set, i don’t love the big pinwheel on the middle nail)
White Sox-inspired black French-tipped press on nails, with the scoreboard pinwheels painted in a random pattern
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Close enough. Welcome back Eloy Jiménez
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
marked safe from the “wemby is a villain” propaganda
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some white sox rookie is going to scream this into a microphone in the upcoming week and it’ll end up on a t-shirt
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is gonna go platinum in my group chats
Sam Antonacci being interviewed by Brooke Fletcher. The text reads “I am tired right now”
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
Chicagoland friends, I have a favor to ask. I have a pro bono client, a Black woman, who is currently facing charges for allegedly pointing a gun at her abusive ex - who admitted to raping her. I would love if there could be a show of support for her at her next few court dates.
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 01/10/2026
They say no one can hear you scream in space, but they don't say anything about people cheering as you're shoved out an airlock. Orbit's demise was the loudest reaction Houston heard all series.
Astros mascot Orbit with ELIMINATED underneath
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cheering for HIM
bb miggy smiles boarding a planebb miggy smiles repping a Brooklyn hatbb miggybdressed as benny the jet Rodriguez bb miggy looking like a fully different human
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pope’s team advancing out of the wild card series while the Franciscans are taking care of the crosstown team … this is true coalition building
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i need @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com to update the thread (you know which one i’m talking about)
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when the neighborhood record store knows your brand
Instagram comment section:

Me: this is beautiful (commenting on a White Sox video they posted)

Record store: had to make sure Sammy made an appearance for you

Me: face holding back tears emoji, heart hands
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Davis Martin’s son is interviewing players and it’s the cutest thing I’ve even seen in my entire life.
Davis Martin’s son interviewing Kyle Teel
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's me, a Miguel Vargas truther from the get go! I'm happy for him, the Sox, weird 1% Catholic in me I haven't been able to exorcise, and happy we're smoking that Astros pack tonight!
static.klipy.com
Ripbozo James Worthy
Alt: Ripbozo James Worthy
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOCAL SOCKS IN GREAT MOOD, THE DETERGENT SMELLS GREAT AND THE DRYER’S TOASTY
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Joe Kiang-Resis @jkiangresis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.southsidesox.com/2021/10/12/2... Five years ago, I wrote this
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Astros Defeat White Sox 10-1 to Clinch ALDS
Houston advances to its fifth consecutive ALCS, which is hard to write when all that banging is going on
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these two. i love these freaks so much
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
21 years later on the same field The White Sox last #Postseason series victory was the 2005 World Series ... in Houston!
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the White Sox first postseason series win since the 2005 World Series, also vs HOU That snaps the second-longest active drought without a postseason series win entering today (CIN 1995 NLDS)
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