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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 5h
i love how my footwork is so good that people are afraid to commit early which means i can do shit like lazily dribble into the lane in a 1 on 3 fast break and do a finger roll
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 6h
i heard you got a technical
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h
i think about this quote from blackshirts and reds by parenti like twice a week
Reforms that advance the conditions of life for the general public are not as materially intractable or as dependent on capital resources as we have been led to believe. There is no great mystery to building a health clinic, or carrying out programs for food rationing, land redistribution, literacy, jobs, and housing. Such tasks are well within the capacity of any state—if there is the political will and a mobilization of popular class power.
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making art @marigoldmagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mango got his own risograph print tonight 😼
a picture of a gradient print of a line drawn cat in fluorescent pink and sunflower yellow with the words in blue written, caterwauling will continue until morale improves
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think I've ever used a computer system with less reliability than ventra, i don’t understand why the majority of the time i try to use the app to manage my account i get a server error
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if the people in power wanted buses to be faster than driving they could do that tomorrow and the only reason they don't is because to them the ability for anyone to travel quickly across the city is a threat
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the city should really start forcing parking garage entrances to only exit into alleys. the maximum number of curb cuts on a block should be 1 or 2, depending on how many alleys exits there are on a block
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun™ Fact: Lake Shore drive originally ran down Michigan, and when that got too congested they built columbus, and then when that got too crowded they built the outer drive. of course they never actually did anything to get traffic off Michigan Ave so here we are today
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
serious question: why does Michigan need to be open to cars along this stretch at all? why can't cars just use columbus?
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making art @marigoldmagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
chicago talks about 2013 as though it was a watershed moment at CPS but the truth is, the Board of Education has been closing majority Black schools for decades from 1976, Chicago Defender h/t @aoife.bsky.social
The board also approved closing of 13 more schools, 10 of which are in the black community. Earlier the closing of 13 others had been approved.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 30/09/2026
The FOIA Bakery has an op-ed in today's issue of Board Rule where we argue that annual stories about declining enrollment at CPS are actually about white fear
board-rule.ghost.io
Chicago School Board Prez Candidates on Special Education
Plus, school funding is based on property taxes, not enrollment. So let's stop telling scary stories about declining birth rates.
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as an aside why hasn't CTA updated their Owl route brochure in several years, it's really out of date
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CTA should have an 65 grand night route that's the n66 out to grand and then follows grand out to fullerton you could double the late night frequency of the 66 while expanding late-night coverage on the edges of the network
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you asked the average person who rides these buses where on Michigan avenue needs bus lanes how many do you think would have chosen along grant/millennium park only on the northbound side
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think a full like 80% of the "film look" is just because older lenses have worse coatings, and this is also why people think CCD sensors are more filmic
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
entirely possible that i’m just very stupid but i just realized that the byline is the line of the article that says who it is by
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
still trying to figure it out and i’ve got nothing
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stop posting photos of rich guys who take steroids but don’t work out, ive seen so many guys shaped like humpty dumpty i think it’s giving me brain damage
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well the moral of the story is that it’s probably worth an offsetting personal foul to kill the other team’s qb
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone waiting for the bus at the western brown line station is shading their eyes cause it turns out a dramatic glass wing shape 25 feet in the air doesn’t provide shelter in the same way a 14 foot high flat awning does
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think you should only be allowed to rent a scooter from the age of 26 and 3/4 to the age of 27 and 1/2. any younger and you don’t have the maturity to ride a scooter and any older and a crash is too likely to be life-altering
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026
I think a lot of online leftists need to internalize that Zohran is a successful socialist is because he's not a hostile dickhead
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i just want to say four words to you, just four words... are you listening? glass fiber reinforced polycarbonate
the plastics scene from the graduate
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
camera is currently out of commission bc i have carried it around so much that i wore through the corner of the frame where the battery retention clip is i've been carrying it around every single day for 5 years so it's not that surprising but the frame is magnesium so i'm a little surprised
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
colour is the only british spelling that 100% pisses me off every time i see it bc what do you mean a word with the same vowel sound twice represents it in two different ways? those stupid motherfuckers don’t even have a rhotic accent so the second vowel isn’t even r-colored
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so i’ve been taking more composite photos and one of the things i’ve realized is that in addition to the higher resolution, i can also get a ridiculous dynamic range bc the tonal values in each constituent photo is lower than that of the overall photo
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Brianinja @brianinja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People want to talk about trains but are missing out on the transformative power of a well-organized bus network. Colorado's Bustang has knocked intercity bus service out of the park and added 18 new routes since launching Bustang in 2015. Illinois should directly copy Colorado's success.
en.wikipedia.org
Bustang - Wikipedia
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don’t think straight people should have opinions on lesbian bars
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my cat has been staring at me and purring for 2 hours i think he might have brain damage
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the most grating thing about the fairness in sports thing, beyond the fact that it obviously isn’t about fairness, is that sports actually aren’t fair anyways and being fair isn’t the point of sports
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just ordered an f35 canopy on aliexpress for a tenth of what it costs to buy at the store here
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good morning
music.youtube.com
Soulja Boy Tell'em - Kiss Me Thru The Phone ft. Sammie
YouTube video by SouljaBoyTellemVEVO
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the US has our own version of the Habsburgs but instead of a bunch of blisteringly ugly inbred hemophiliacs we have 5 generations of guys who inherited a money printer and then had kids out of wedlock with a woman with generational looks and generational lack of intelligence, to predictable results
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the next mayor should appoint an asphalt removal czar so i can get paid $140k a year do post shit like this on social media
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
every time the city puts in a bike lane on a street where buses are stuck in traffic i get more pissed off, bikes are traffic in the exact same way cars are, individualized transportation should never block community transportation
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when the City Council banned counter-flow bus lanes in 1990 bc they were being their usual racist selves even though a single counter-flow bus lane could carry more people than every other lane combined? With the price and shortages of diesel now is the time to repeal this ordinance
CONTRAFLOW BUS LANES IN CHICAGO: SAFETY AND TRAFFIC IMPACTS
Contraflow bus lanes were installed on the downtown portions of four Chicago streets in 1980 and 1981. They were installed as a part of a federally mandated air quality improvement program and also to increase bus patronage by improving east-west bus service reliability across the central business district. Since their installation there has been public concern about the pedestrian safety aspects of the bus lane operation as well as increased traffic congestion on the remaining lane street space. Regarding vehicular congestion, it was found that nonbus traffic did travel somewhat more slowly with the installation of the lanes. However, in terms of bus operations, there was a significant improvement both in average travel speeds (22 percent increase) and in service reliability, which resulted in annual cost savings to the Chicago Transit Authority of about $400,000. Patronage studies indicate that during peak periods the contraflow lanes move more people in one lane per street than are moved on the remaining through traffic lanes, and in only one-tenth of the number of vehicles. Concerning the safety of the bus lane operation, the actual accident data indicate that although there was an initial jump in bus-pedestrian accidents, these accidents have now returned to less than one additional accident per month on each street, and that there has been a 19 percent overall decrease in all pedestrian accidents and a 52 percent decrease in all bus accidents. The primary conclusion is that the bus lanes are operating in a safe and effective manner, and it is recommended that they be retained.9-20-020 Reversible lanes and contra-flow bus lanes.
   (a)   The commissioner of transportation, subject to the review and approval of the executive director of emergency management and communications, is hereby authorized to determine and designate streets, parts of streets, or specific lanes thereon upon which vehicular traffic shall proceed in one direction during one period and the opposite direction during another period of the day, and he shall place and maintain appropriate markings, signs, barriers or other devices to give notice thereof and to divide traffic traveling in opposite directions in shifting lanes. Contra-flow bus lanes shall only be established upon the approval of the city council.
   (b)   It shall be unlawful for any person to drive any vehicle in violation of such markings, signs, barriers or other devices so placed in accordance with this section.
(Added Coun. J. 7-12-90, p. 18634; Amend Coun. J. 12-11-91, p. 10832; Amend Coun. J. 12-7-05, p. 64870, § 1.9)
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i am wholeheartedly convinced the reason the CTA sets their crowding numbers so low for buses and trains is so the north side can argue they need extra buses just as bad as the west and south sides when that is demonstrably not true if you have ever ridden buses around the city
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cmitown @cmitown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I very much want them to get Riot Fest the hell out of the West Side. Move it to Horner Park or something.
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do horse girls outgrow it or do they just move somewhere i don’t encounter them as an adult
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there has to be some way to create fake rare books we can sell to one of those plagiarism companies for like $5k a pop
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rednote is melting down about the state of chinese basketball and it’s so fascinating seeing their theories on what the issues are
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is telling blue maga “enjoy being fed to dogs” a bannable offense
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“only nixon could go to china” “only trump could dismantle the american neocolonial empire”
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
say what you will but he looks healthier than prince philip did that one time he was photographed in a car
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
good morning
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Grove St. Party (feat. Kebo Gotti) (Super Future Remix)
YouTube video by Waka Flocka Flame - Topic
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i think we should dissolve the state of delaware just because i think it would have really funny legal implications
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s a day ending in y so bluesky has of course invented another form of digital redlining
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starch mogul @posts-cards.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1938 -> 2025
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i did such a bad job of speaking english yesterday while checking out the cashier switched to spanish and unfortunately it did help
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