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Howie’s Everything Club

@howieseverything.bsky.social
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Wildlife biologist, dabbler in science communication, ok at yoyo howies_everythingclub on all the socials

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21h
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hawk tuah? Maybe consider inviting a hawk to-a your farm they’re nature’s pest control
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sam Gamgee voice: pie-ro-gies
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some little pottery treats at the Springville farmer’s market tonight. I’ve posted these to my big meta audiences and nobody comes but maybe my tiny bluesky audience will prove em wrong 👉👈
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whoa song sparrows are way more important than even I, professional bird enthusiast, knew
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m told it’s vulture awareness day. Two things about vultures you should know is that they’ll always a: make their mama proud and b: cause a scene
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let’s bamboozle some beaves
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2025: takes a little sample grape in store to see if the bag’s good 2026: test grape to see if it’s one of the diarrhea ones
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bill Maher must hit so hard if you were the most liberal person you knew in 1987 and then refused to learn a single thing new thing since
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hawk tuah? Maybe consider inviting a hawk to-a your farm they’re nature’s pest control
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pottery progress
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Important news I made this
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“In My Next Life I Would Like to be a River Otter,” She says But a next life is no guarantee Let alone as your Chosen creature. Safer is to live like an otter Today. Play in the streams Dive
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official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"birds aren't real" boring, old "let birds vote" fresh, democratic
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
On the mystery of the lovely ecosystem manager: the pinyon Jay
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Babe I know you don’t do it on purpose but there have been complaints. you jobmogged all the boys at the dinner party again
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sam Altman said with AI we would all have cool jobs in space But space is not where the pikas are Which means it is no place for me
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
No social media platform has ever reached the pinnacle of having Brent do a favstar boost of your top three tweets
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Do Leos crave attention because of stars or is it because they never got to bring cupcakes to school on their birthday?
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cedar waxwings AKA dandies
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cuties
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Babe I know you don’t do it on purpose but there have been complaints. you jobmogged all the guys at the dinner party again
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We have a basketball playing dog becasue the rules never said you couldn’t have a basketball playing dog *another team gets a basketball playing dog* What that’s no fair
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If I’d wanted to be on a safe man list wouldn’t have gotten this sick leather jacket
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Data centers have more rights in Utah than trans people
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Data centers = 🚫 / 🇲🇽 spotted owls = 🙌🏻
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The story of Wojtek, Poland’s legendary fighting bear
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Really enjoyed Warsaw but like half the museums there made me really uncomfy when I came back every day and caught up on the news
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
How to get your girl to wear sundresses
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The April fool is once again me
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
For years I thought the Yellowstone show Y was a new BYU logo and also I thought it looked like an IUD
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Chickadee fax
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Birding is like this: you start learning and want everyone to know that you know that bird. You can’t shut up about birds. Then, you reach zen. You quietly know what the bird is and they know you know. They’ll ask if they want to know more. Did I say birding I mean leaving a high demand religion
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Who was it who heard an organ for the first time and said, "What a great sound. Perfect for both hockey games and worship."
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Next up no more women in the Olympics. Then? Back to naked. This has been the plan all along
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A heartening moment on my bike commute (featuring osprey and Cooper’s hawk) and a update in the comments
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ryan Gosling wears a cardigan and everyone loses their minds I wear one on a zoom call and a colleague texts me in the middle asking where my book signing is
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You're a rent seeker
It's an economist insult. It's devastating.
You're devastated right now.
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cinnamon teals and why invasive species are genuinely catastrophic and not just a social construct
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Crows feet are cute both kinds
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I’ve given it some thought and have decided that Chappell Roan can be mean to me
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love it when people are like “I’m getting into birding but I’m in my 40s not my 80s.” Babe it was always people in their 40s that just used to be really old to you
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Unless you experienced it I don’t think it’s possible to understand what it was like going to jr high the day after the beavis and butthead great cornholio episode aired
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you’re not looksmaxxing, you’re not lifemaxxing. And if you’re not lifemaxxing, we should hang out
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
4th grade watercolor birds (they are very good)
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Paula Chernoff @paulachernoff11.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Burrowing Owl on the ground making sure visitors read the sign!!! #birdoftheday birds on the ground photo by David Chernoff
Burrowing Owl on the ground, standing in front of a sign telling visitors it is a violation to disturb the burrows or harass the owls.
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Posting a couple of my videos at the request of @amyb8888.bsky.social because I am very susceptible to peer pressure. This is about how birds are the cure for the male loneliness epidemic
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
About American Kestrels
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