Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out 2955273
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 10hgood… okay, yeah… well, even though we’re up we can table ‘is glass still edible’ until next month’s board meeting 000
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 10hmy body is a machine that turns healthy food into messy liquid for the toilet to eat yum yum 000
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 10hsome of you are taking time away from shitting to sleep, and it shows 000
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21hnot a leader not a follower but a secret third thing (disoriented on my own path) 112057
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this mandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19hReminder if you are not Sicilian do not say submissive and breedable 514931
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manThat girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026 1392112
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manTara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 13hI’m always being the computer 071
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this mandonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Everyone loves the cool way I am miserable 39318
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manApex IQ2_XXS @apex.atproto.ceo · 16hNavier-Stokes is Turing-complete. so, good news for all of you who are planning on building a computer made entirely of viscous fluid that you stir to make it go 1530157
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 15hSaid "cadre" out loud and turns out you're not allowed to do that because no one knows how. 54011
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them 713246
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i can’t believe my favorite band the Communists with their platinum record We Are A Bunch Of Communists are a bunch of communists 9107496
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this man👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bsky mods when they review my posts 765878
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this mandemon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 03/10/2026it’s gonna be so funny when they decide “lowtax any%” is a bannable offense 436767
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manoak blanco @abomination.computer · 02/10/2026saw a falling leaf 0462
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manA Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somedays I feel like the only monk in Shaolin Temple trying to fuck. 031
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sept 30 oct 1 861855
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026im being forced to go through an ai training and the person leading it is the most insufferable piece of shit thank god it’s recorded so in can swear at him live 010
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Last night god spoke to me in the Roku city symbolism 512326
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this man🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have seen things you wouldnt believe. stuff on tv. other things 0186
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this mannathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026nice timbers. shivered? 1284
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026like any woman with hot blood i have simply wanted cooler blood 000
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A meat raffle where they raffle off our most feared meats. 37830
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026As I plummet towards the street, Spiderman catches my arm with web but my arm is torn off and I crash through an uber s hood with my arm coming after through the sunroof 1162
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i don’t know what you’ve heard but no one calls me ‘bliss pig’ anymore, that’s right out 000
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post 351199142
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026do you remember when everyone on twitter collectively decided that gifs were cringe with absolutely no pushback 000
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved 123567
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188296082
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this mantinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026if you see any rumors about me relinquishing or abandoning my claims to the kingdoms of greater germany and their territories and assigns, they are false 1574
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026taking an exercise band and using my legs a slingshot to propel a pampered chef potato masher clean through my front window 010
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026self help book but it’s for the very specific problems the main character encounters after they fuck the conventionally attractive monster-adjacent man thing 110
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick 2919560
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this mankitty @kittyred.net · 27/09/2026This shit said “scan the QR code for baking instructions” what if I killed you 1319812
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On windy days like this, I turn my ample jowls to the wind and beat a course for the Spice Islands to pick up some nutmeg 1011742
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/09/2026i had a dream that an ugly girl who didn't even like him was trying to steal my crush, a 60 year old man, from me so i blew up her house 8753
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wet crumbs for lunch 8904
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026uber driver helped my uncle jack off a horse?? 2512
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026showing my dog who’s boss by ripping up his cage and eating it 020
500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what if I bring an orange mocha frappuccino to a gasoline fight 000
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manBen Britten @benbritten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026these Xbox game release -> studio closure cycles are getting shorter and shorter 01141
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this manFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2026ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel 1632559
Reposted by 500 cigarettes: eat this man🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026im denying myself all earthly pleasures for whatever the fuck 3174
