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me to two of my friends at the bar: what are you two yelling at each other about them: TRAINS me: oh, this is autism. i’m gonna go vape

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@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social bro, if i die, it’s this boston man. we already think he stole a pair of my glasses. i know i’m a keith stan, but you are a real one. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let my mother be interviewed. this is my last will and testament.

Don't forget me mother fucker
shut up
Delivered

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BRO SHADMAN GOT OUT OF PRISON?????

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if a guy makes grabs boobs motions at you AND the “honka honka” noise, is this sexual assault, or can you write this off with the old adage, “boys will be cartoons?”

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okay i think i am too emotionally overwrought to read moby dick right now. i am tearing up like immediately

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i lied to MYSELF anyway, i don’t even have a clean notebook to copy my session notes OVER to

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honest to god if i could just go back to school and student loans could pay my fucking rent, i would just finish undergrad and go to fucking law school

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denzel, baby, how did you end up in a movie that starts this fucking confusingly

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chris hansen fully crashing out in a very manicured way on his podcast holy shit lmao.

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ok i am taking a bath right now but what movie should i watch tonight between these two:

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i did not, in fact, clean my apartment today OR play control

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the existence of a “police benevolence association” implies the existence of a… oh. oh NO

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bones does some of the fucking wildest “very special episodes” and they truly come out of nowhere. the 9/11 one is BONKERS but the sierra leone child soldiers one is fucking. indescribable.

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man, i’m glad the embarrassing shit happens in the 10am game so i can just read about it after

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have people done studies on why the time i most want mediterranean or teriyaki takeout are sunday when all the good places are closed??

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conferencing w some of the OG rostermen and it is not outside the realm of possibility that the guy stole my glasses. while this had already occurred to me, i would like to hold out hope here

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@literallyjustadog.online JCO is specifically protecting your right to become a pilot. she is supporting your dreams as a dog

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i have a confession to make. i do not, actually, think this.

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everything i have learned about this cryptid woman aella has been against my will and each piece of information is insurmountably worse than the last

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no cheating, post yr lock screen it is a picture of the sky that my Best One @krisstraub.com sent to me when he was at the grand canyon a few months ago

my phone lock screen. a view of many stars

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now i gotta use this as an excuse to clean my fucking apartment when i SHOULD be playing control??? fucking SUCKS

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Reposted by demon core vidal

you got a boiling fetish, huh

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i fucking HATE san francisco so much. the only positive experience i have ever had there with a man was when i was waiting for my friend to get off work once my plane landed and the bartender came over with a drink and said “some guy bought this for you” and i never even knew who it was.

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