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@hyperiontom.bsky.social

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gaming industry must shitpost queer af

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A close up picture of Thanos from Marvel Comics looking distressed saying “oh he HORNY horny

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A woman onstage holding a microphone with her eyes wide in disbelief or horror.

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

A screenshot of splatoon where a character has a speech bubble of Splatoon Hank Hill talking to Bobby Hill where he says “Now blooby there’s nothing cringe about inking the base”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

i stayed up until 2 making this i hope you’re happy

A man in the papal tiara pulling back a 2026 calendar to reveal the date of 1522, with the woman behind him saying “there is a new schism in the Catholic Church that started in Switzerland”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

bro deleted the post

a meme with Kermit the a Frog putting his arm around Pepe with the text “imma keep it real with you chief… they’re bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it…”

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

A grainy picture of a frog in a wizard hat, in front of a foggy path. The text above him says “as the prophecy foretold” in a yellow fantasy font.

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

A screenshot of a Modern Warfare 2 Boycott steam group member list but all of the members are listed as “in game” in Modern Warfare 2

A screenshot of a Pokemon Sword and Shield boycott steam group member list but all of the members are listed as “in game” in Pokemon Sword and Shield

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Screenshot of a tweet from 2021 that says “hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s going to beat the shit out of you”

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

i will never forget your 2004 runway look of “habit with beekeeping basket” it was revolutionary

Monk with full body habit sitting on a bench wearing a basket on their face

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

“hey man, we’ve never talked before and never will again. But you’re really really stupid.”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Black and white cat with sunglasses and a gold chain. Text says: That wasn’t very cash money of you

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

A picture of a screen with a typed note taped on top of it that says “LOG OFF!!!” twice in bold letters.

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

zuck what the fuck is this why are there kink ai chats in my suggestions

A screenshot of instagram messages where in the AI section there’s a chat called “older bro Zach” using an AI photo of a white man in a living room, that has the description “get roasted by your big bro”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

also WHAT is happening UP THERE bud

A picture of Nate Silver from the forehead to the top of his head, showing a very bizarre hair issue

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

A Twitter post from drill, with the text: I’m not owned! I’m not owned!!, I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

get out of here with these boomer-ass conspiracy theory pictures

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Meme picture from the Simpsons of a man in a phone booth on the phone saying “I need the shittiest take you have”

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

computer show me minecraft ass-sounding technology

A picture of a man in a black onesie covered in early 2000 computer technology on the sidewalk in New York

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

shot chaser

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

A picture of Wayne from the movie Wayne’s World with a sarcastic expression pointing to Garth who is mostly offscreen with the text “get-a-load of this guy cam” in white text near the bottom

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Facebook screenshot of a post with 5.3k likes. Text says “soon as 10:30 am hit the McDonalds workers shov all da breakfast up dey ass”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

A four panel comic drawn comic by Beetlemoses. First panel is a man laying on his couch reading his phone with a speech bubble that says “I wonder if that movie is any good.” The second panel is a fake screenshot from a Rotten Tomatoes knockoff where the review says it has reached 100% on the tomato meter and an individual review “I loved it! 😊” written by Bob Disneyshill. The third panel is a a fake screenshot from Letterboxed that gave it one and a half stars with the text “my peenus hort” written by tight_5_tony, which has over 87 thousand likes. The fourth panel is the man reading his phone again, but now extremely frustrated with his hand on his scrunched up face and a vein popping out on his temple.

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

The cover of the game “Harlan Ellsion’s I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream” edited to say “Harlan Ellsion’s I Have A Mouth Now.” The artistic sci-fi-style picture of a man’s face on a square computer chip is mostly covered up by a giant, poorly cropped smiling mouth that has a speech bubble which says “wow this shit mad hurts allied master computer is an asshole”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

a stock photo of an exhausted looking chef with a badly drawn-on Italian mustache loading dry pasta into a handgun magazine, and then putting the now “loaded” firearm to his temple with the small text “mama mia…”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

A draining of a man about to hit another person from behind with a pipe. The assailant is labeled “me, a fucking nerd” the pipe is labeled “fucking nerd“ and the soon to be victim is labeled “nerd”

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

finally got to see THE BOYS

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

a low resolution image of humpty dumpty looking concerned

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

chicago right now

A picture of the 3rd impact from space, from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Lord Farquaad pointing and laughing with the text “linguistic prescriptivist” at the bottom

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

is my son a chav

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

A picture of a man smoking with text that says: “let people enjoy things” okay I enjoy critical analysis and being a hater

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500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Nah

500 cigarettes: eat this man @hyperiontom.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

free him

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