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Young Strawberry Shortcake

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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a nice time - saw lots of bears.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
nothing could possiblai go wrong
Picture of a magazine called ChatGPT for Seniors
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/09/2025
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
same color as baby food
Gerber's "Mealtime for Baby Lil' Chicken Sticks.." There's a jar with little processed chicken sticks in a pale brown-pink color. Ted Cruz wearing a sport coat in the same color as baby food chicken sticks.
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Douglas Wolk @douglaswolk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Magnificent work by the @marvelbythemonth.com folks.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
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it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when the cashier hands me a receipt (it's physical media) 😍
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.
The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
here's some other tweets i like that are kind of deep cuts and maybe you haven't seen them yet
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
in my early 20s i knew this gay guy who was not only a virgin but also didn't jack off. he had an encyclopedic knowledge of pitchfork album scores, like you could say an album and he'd know it was a 7.4 right off the dome. i can only assume it was extreme sexual repression that enabled this power
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This was the first take of Brak in the Backrooms.
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
real pic of me hunting down cunt before dressing it, cooking it, serving it, and mounting its head on my wall.
hoots in an arcade wearing a vintage wedding dress and a short veil, aiming an orange rifle from a hunting game
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 22/12/2025
I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 23/06/2026
mk2 reflecting pool
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Stay tuned for the Bugs Bunny imitation at the end
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/06/2026
if deshaun watson was silly and goofy he could’ve gotten away with it
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
21 years ago today a legend was born. A meme now old enough to drink. If your bones creak a little just reading those words, just relax, take a deep breath, and belt out the greatest battle cry in the history of gaming...
A screen grab from World of Warcraft showing the guild Pals For Life preparing for a raid they don't know is already doomed.Art of the cause of said doom: An overweight, white bearded man in armor carrying a crazy sword, yelling: 
 
LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOYYYYYY....


.....Jeeeeeeeennnnnnnkkkkkiiiiiiinnnnnnnssss!!!!An in game shot of the mythical Leeroy Jenkins.
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bonanos @bonanos.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
For Billy Joel’s birthday, I’m re-upping @fluxblog.bsky.social’s 🎯 tweet.
Tweet from Matthew Perpetua:

the 4 Billy Joel song categories

“You Think You’re Better Than Me??”
“Look At This Asshole/These Assholes”
“Things Used To Be Better”
“Here’s Some Advice, Moron”
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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We smokin that Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian tongue twisters. Slim wanted beef with me, added his sorry ass to General Pepper's invoice. My shooter a frog with autism. My bitch got blue fur and pronouns. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’m sure he was evil in many ways but I deeply long for the days when billionaires were into baseball and pro wrestling and not publicly doing weird shit with their sperm
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“[sic]” by Slipknot as featured in director Jonathan Glazer’s Generation Gucci (2026)
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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Just found out about the Deep Space Nine portable CD player
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day! Don't forget to celebrate by investing spirit levels into Earth so you can spin Lv. 3 Rocks above your head in a vulgar display of power
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Just remembered I have a pair of shoes with a cat "monogram." The shoes were made in Romania and they gave me the option of adding a monogram. I asked if they could do my cat instead. The design was made by nailing small tacks — same ones to make the heel — at the shoe's waist.
A pair of suede split-toe derbies. One shoe is turned over, so you can see the underside. The sole features the outline of a small cat. A black and white cat.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/04/2026
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/04/2026
never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
And then that’s a hard no on As Deep As The Grave. Fuck off.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/03/2026
I’m every bit as cool as Larry. And if I’m not, let me be struck by….. A flying ice cream truck
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Music policy advocates i know have been working on and fighting for this for YEARS.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 07/03/2026
I have long awaited this coming day 😤😤😤😤
The cover of Big Bear Doin Thangs in whixh Big Bear in a shiny ass orange jacket with a comicslly oversized maroon cravat is surrounded by severl bears looi g at the camera one of which is wearing sunglasses a du rag and smoking a cig. They are all surrounded by food and i forgot that Big Bear is flanked by twi other bears in purple suits who are doing security Jesus chist almighty i am tired from describing this
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Goggle Bob @gogglebob.com · 04/03/2026
Dread Sorcerer Billy Corrigan is attempting to revive the fallen elder god Shinnok
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 15/02/2026
finally painted the dumbest 3D sculpt i’ve made to date #art
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/01/2026
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
U2 Live Crew
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Man, the economic vibes are putrid
Why do kids need their own bedroom atlantic article
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