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Eric Malcolm

@ericmalcolm.bsky.social
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Pop-culture nerd, horror-fiend, animal lover, proud atheist, & taco enthusiast. Girl-dad. I go hard in the 4th quarter. All thoughts expressed my own.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 4h
The Twilight Zone "Elegy"
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 4h
We are less than 15 minutes from "Eric can go upstairs, smoke a bowl (I grow my own), and can just fall asleep" time, I'm really looking forward to it.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 5h
Oh boy, here we go (my favorite episode)
Rod Serling introducing "To Serve Man"
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 5h
Now watching on PlutoTV:
Jeff Myrtlebank in the Twilight Zone
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 8h
If you're in NEO (North East Ohio), and are looking for a car with less than 100k miles, my stepdad (a retired mechanic) is selling this Malibu he got from a friend and tuned up, for only $2,000. He should ask for more, but he's just too honest.
A Chevy Malibu with under 100k miles, and in pretty good condition
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 12h
Drop some ICE CREAM 🍨🍦💜
Reggie Bannister and the Tall Man (Angus Scrimm) in Phantasm
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 12h
Man I've been sucking at Framed lately. Framed - One Frame Challenge #666 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 framed.wtf/one-frame
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Framed - One Frame Challenge
Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 12h
I liked the Anthony Bourdain show better TBH. Framed #1663 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 framed.wtf
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 13h
Happy birthday, legend. 🍦
Reggie Bannister playing a guitar in Phantasm
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 13h
I've been getting lucky with these lately. Also I'm surprised to learn that Tom Skerritt is still alive, I guess he's 93 years old, and living in Seattle. Spotle Movies #180 ⬜⬜🟩 spotle.movie/s/daily
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 14h
Drop some MIRRORS
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 14h
My folks are coming to visit me and the Gremlin, and are bringing Chinese food once again, what are y'all getting for lunch? 🤔
A Chinese lunch menu from a local place
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have several cans of kidney beans in the cupboard, and spicy Italian sausage and a pound of hamburger in the freezer, at some point this week (especially with the cooler weather), I'm going to have to make some chili! 🌶️🫘🥣🤤
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been watching episodes of Reacher at night before bed over the last couple of weeks (still in the first season), and I can't honestly decide if I like it or not. The violence is fun, sure, but a lot of the plot makes absolutely no sense.
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Reacher Prime Video
Alt: Reacher punches a guy who abuses his dog
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No clue on this one either. Framed - One Frame Challenge #665 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 framed.wtf/one-frame
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Framed - One Frame Challenge
Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've never even heard of this movie. Framed #1662 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 framed.wtf
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QTP with a blue-haired girl
Alex's mom in A Clockwork Orange (1971)
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting off with Goodfellas really paid off today, lol. About nearly checked every box. Spotle Movies #179 ⬜🟩 spotle.movie/s/daily
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Tainted Meat"
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Gremlin has been talking all day about the "scary" 10 foot pumpkin decoration down the street, and wants to see it again, so I've got her bundled up (it's chilly), and we'll go gawk at one of our neighbor's houses again, lol.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star of the SECOND best werewolf movie ever made (if we're not counting The Monster Squad).
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My daughter is napping and about to wake up, and I'm already regretting not napping as well, lol. Oh well, dinner is beckoning, so I might just go outside and give myself a nice cold shot to the face with the garden hose, so I can tackle the back half of this day, lol. 💦
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Framed - One Frame Challenge #664 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf/one-frame
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Framed - One Frame Challenge
Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Framed #1661 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My daughter has been in her room for over half an hour now with the door closed, and I'm almost scared to see what she's getting into, lol.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've got the game on here, and a Donald Trump commercial just came on, oh god I'm going to puke. What was even the purpose of that? 🤮
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My daughter the Gremlin likes a lot of different songs, but boy does she get PISSED whenever I change any of the lyrics. "Stinkle-stinkle little star", "NO DAD!!!!!", lol. 😆
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spotle Movies #178 ⬜⬜🟩 spotle.movie/s/daily
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're probably just reading my old blog, lol. 😆
Tacos and Dinosaurs
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peanut hates getting her nails clipped, but she was a brave girl today. 🐶💜
The Peanut, with freshly clipped nails
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey US if you need a laugh, the comedy sketch show from Canada, This hour has 22 minutes, takes aim at Trump and Natalie Harp 🤣⬇️🔥
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The absolute beauty of Earth, the incomparable majesty, yet the 21st century land barons are just destroying it at record pace, whether it's Trump selling off National Parks for oil or whatever, or the AI dorks using and polluting all of the water and destroying everything, fuck off into sun.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spotle Movies #177 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ℹ️⬜🟩 spotle.movie/s/daily
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fine fragrance of Grandma's retirement apartment, while she burns through another pack of Basics, and flips back and forth between Lawrence Welk and Matlock.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Gremlin wanted "dippy eggs" for lunch, apparently today is taking on a whole breakfast theme. I'll admit, I'm not a breakfast guy, I'd rather just wake up, and eat a hamburger or pizza or something, lol.
Some "dippy eggs" and toast for the Gremlin
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife is home today, so I made us some breakfast bagel sandwiches. 🤤
A couple of bagels with sausage patties, melted cheese, and steak sauce
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl (and then ICE deported her to Honduras in shackles)🎶 Marty Robbins would hit differently these days.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should have just stayed at a Best Western, lol.
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A ★★½ review of Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983)
If you are into movies about insane elderly women slowly shuffling around underground tunnels of a motel killing people with a sickle, then this movie is for you.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday, legend. 🎂
Paul Newman, holding a couple of alcoholic beverages, and wearing a tee that says "get really stoned"
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my favorite days ever, my friend and I got to school one morning in my old beat-up truck, and decided to leave first to get breakfast at McDonald's. Then we hit the driving range. Then back to my house to watch Rocky Horror. We never made it to school that day, lol. 😆🤘🏼
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Out on our nightly walk, and wow, this 10 foot tall pumpkin dude scared the shit out of the Gremlin. She looked at me and meekly said "take me home". As soon as we got home, she wanted popcorn and scary shows, lol. That's my girl.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm out in the garage listening to classic rock while the Gremlin naps, and Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down" just came on, and it reminded me that as a kid I always thought he was saying he "wants back Dan", and I always wondered who Dan was, where he went, and why he was so significant to Tom Petty.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My #LastFourWatched. Some low-budget Halloween flicks, John Malkovich yelling at a creepy Willem Dafoe for 90 minutes, and my second favorite Wes Anderson flick (happy late birthday, Bill Murray). #FilmSky
Left to right:
The Royal Tenenbaums, Shadow of the Vampire, The Barn: Part II, The Barn
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday, Mr. Blonde.
Michael Madsen, wearing a cowboy hat and jeans with boots, apparently on the set of one of the Kill Bill movies
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's nothing more manly, than dancing around the house with your daughter, while making lunch and listening to the Cranberries, lol. 💪🏼
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking a stroll through a Wes Anderson flick. #FilmSky
Caption reads "West Eagle's", where Royal shoots his sun with a bb gun
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny how Taylor Swift has been married less than a year to Travis Kelce, and he's already slowly turning her into Drew Carey, lol.
Drew Carey singing "Cleveland rocks!"
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now there's a precious moment 😆
The Gremlin screaming in a Michael Scott tee
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesterday's birthday
Comic book guy from the Simpsons
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