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@heartilly.bsky.social
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just my last two brain cells clanging together • posts about job miseries, current reads, and drowning in the void • doctor, but not that kind

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Legacy Update @legacyupdate.net · 14/06/2026
Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.
The top-left corner of Microsoft Word 2007, showing the ribbon.
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the Scots in Boston have been making my week
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I went from reading a few books a year to around one a week. I wanted to write down how I got there, how it involved rethinking my relationship to attention, and why I believe reading books can heal your brain. I hope this gives you something useful! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/how-i-lear...
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How I Learned to Read Way, Way More
I had to rethink my relationship to attention
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/07/2023
My body is not a temple, it is a 7-Eleven and you wouldn't leave a baby in a 7-Eleven
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Computer World 💻💽
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
existential dread! in the membrane
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Parker @estinien.gay · 24/05/2025
A screenshot of a location in Final Fantasy XIV that is being destroyed, with collapsed buildings, rubble, and fire. In the middle of the screenshot is "United States," and underneath is "JOANN Fabric and Crafts."
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Some of the bands are a bit derivative but that's still a harsh indictment of an entire genre
A tube with an icon that reads "METAL ♾️ recycles forever"
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it's like my entire timeline is posting "can you BELIEVE what they did to sesame street" and attached is simply a picture of big bird looking entirely normal
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
instead of typing “another day of subbing” i typed “another day of sobbing” and honestly, same difference
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me: How do I *feel*? Crippled by sorrow. Imprisoned in my own consciousness. Like a man with no parachute in a burning plane Dr: I meant your ankle
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
drinking my morning coffee
PIERRE JEAN VAN DER OUDERAA - THE KING OF THULE, 1896

Painting of an old king sitting alone with a chalice, with a look of deep sadness on his face
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
protein bars or other foods easy to eat on my commutes 🚫🚫🚫 shoveling overnight oats from a mason jar into my mouth at each stoplight ✅✅✅
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
oh, reznor udxc-175 industrial heater, i'm gonna miss you
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
trying to post through it rn
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Action Item: Become soil and/or ash Assigned To: Body Status: In Progress Deadline: TBA
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Disco Elysium but it’s Eric Adams and Curtis Sliwa. Think about it
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.
A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
morning news: the us fertility rate has dropped to historic lows! me: wow unsurprising, tell me more news: some economists are worried — me: i’ve heard enough
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Those Fallout games really hit on a great business thing for their soundtrack where they license a song called Wing a ding ding Doodle from 1949 and pay 3 dollars for it and an entire generation of nerds has fond memories of roaming the Mojave listening to Wing a ding ding Doodle with Boone
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2026
had to go check and see if that post was real and the banal herbal medslop ad below it really gives the genocidal nuclear holocaust threat an unexpected piquancy
Donald Trump truth social post:

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Advertisement behind it: Fake influencer whining about big pharma pushing a chamomile tea scam
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
experiencing some kind of bizarre decades old memory whiplash upon hearing that flyleaf is back on tour in 2026 with their original lead vocalist
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Someone sent me this.
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
getting back into an mmo would surely fix me! (she said, foolishly)
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Already annoyed that American Airlines put me on a bus instead of a puddle jumper, I audibly groan when the driver walks on and its fucking Ms Frizzle again and I start texting clients, "may be late. About to get stuck in Carlos's aorta."
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˚.⋆꒰১ ditzy ritzy ໒꒱⋆.˚ @itsatastymeal.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
canned green bean, breakfast of champions
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
holodeck programs about resistance against nazis
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
PET COMMISSIONS are back! let me draw your pet! 🐈 $120 USD gets you 4 mini portraits of one pet 🐕 $140 USD for 4 small portraits featuring two pets (examples below for all) email me at laceybrannen@gmail.com with subject line "pet commission" if you're interested, more details below:
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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Conan: fuck AI Jimmy Kimmel: fuck censorship Javier Bardam: free Palestine Joachim Trier: don't vote for do nothing politicians The commercials: try Copilot :)
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Independence Day (1996) taught me that the president should fight during wartime
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
on today’s episode of am i depressed or am i simply cold …!
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
tfw ur boss asks u to be a reference as a coworker for a job they're applying for but u can't ask them for a reference as a supervisor for a job ur trying to leave for
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
when the emotional support pasta doesn't quite hit like it's supposed to <<<<<<<<<<
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 02/03/2026
good evening; america has been a 249 year social experiment by harvard university that is now complete. thank you for your time
diaper bag with "concealed carry function"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 01/03/2026
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Quetz @quetz.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Kikuri and Ludicolo!
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