Reposted by heartillyLegacy Update @legacyupdate.net · 14/06/2026Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago. 11846081030
Reposted by heartillylegal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the Scots in Boston have been making my week 326250
Reposted by heartillyJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I went from reading a few books a year to around one a week. I wanted to write down how I got there, how it involved rethinking my relationship to attention, and why I believe reading books can heal your brain. I hope this gives you something useful! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/how-i-lear...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comHow I Learned to Read Way, Way MoreI had to rethink my relationship to attention 231274374
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Reposted by heartillySebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Some of the bands are a bit derivative but that's still a harsh indictment of an entire genre 51200163
Reposted by heartillymichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/05/2026it's like my entire timeline is posting "can you BELIEVE what they did to sesame street" and attached is simply a picture of big bird looking entirely normal 301908359
heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026instead of typing “another day of subbing” i typed “another day of sobbing” and honestly, same difference 0170
Reposted by heartillyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Me: How do I *feel*? Crippled by sorrow. Imprisoned in my own consciousness. Like a man with no parachute in a burning plane Dr: I meant your ankle 131174213
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026protein bars or other foods easy to eat on my commutes 🚫🚫🚫 shoveling overnight oats from a mason jar into my mouth at each stoplight ✅✅✅ 000
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Reposted by heartillyWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Action Item: Become soil and/or ash Assigned To: Body Status: In Progress Deadline: TBA 217654
Reposted by heartillyHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Disco Elysium but it’s Eric Adams and Curtis Sliwa. Think about it 1420019
Reposted by heartillyDarren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it. 5172762463
heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026morning news: the us fertility rate has dropped to historic lows! me: wow unsurprising, tell me more news: some economists are worried — me: i’ve heard enough 000
Reposted by heartillyborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter 186190094147
Reposted by heartillyceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine 198140042545
Reposted by heartillyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Those Fallout games really hit on a great business thing for their soundtrack where they license a song called Wing a ding ding Doodle from 1949 and pay 3 dollars for it and an entire generation of nerds has fond memories of roaming the Mojave listening to Wing a ding ding Doodle with Boone 3598182
Reposted by heartillyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization 2295292226
Reposted by heartillylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2026had to go check and see if that post was real and the banal herbal medslop ad below it really gives the genocidal nuclear holocaust threat an unexpected piquancy 352473258
heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026experiencing some kind of bizarre decades old memory whiplash upon hearing that flyleaf is back on tour in 2026 with their original lead vocalist 000
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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026getting back into an mmo would surely fix me! (she said, foolishly) 000
Reposted by heartilly(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Already annoyed that American Airlines put me on a bus instead of a puddle jumper, I audibly groan when the driver walks on and its fucking Ms Frizzle again and I start texting clients, "may be late. About to get stuck in Carlos's aorta." 391479
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Reposted by heartillyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site 273634420
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Reposted by heartillyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Independence Day (1996) taught me that the president should fight during wartime 1292587301
heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 12/03/2026on today’s episode of am i depressed or am i simply cold …! 000
heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026tfw ur boss asks u to be a reference as a coworker for a job they're applying for but u can't ask them for a reference as a supervisor for a job ur trying to leave for 000
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Reposted by heartillyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice: 565398923
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