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S🌟tella

@havishaf.bsky.social
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I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. 🇵🇸🇷🇺 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalm…

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hahaha. Missed you too, and our rubbish
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trying to see if I'm missed. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Still on😑
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
😂😂😂😂 stupid 4
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We are soooo smart💗💗
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You see it too?😫
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You get me💗
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ridiculous, right?😫
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
static.klipy.com
A La Folie: Adorable Baby Goat Being Petted
ALT: A La Folie: Adorable Baby Goat Being Petted
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Technically you're down 5€ plus the 2€ you had to pay to access the Trevi Fountain😋
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I knoooow
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You're welcome😊😂
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Make it 5. See? You're happier now
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The number 4 disagrees, but then again, it's useless, who cares
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🔥
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Right?
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hmm maybe
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The number four is useless. Have a good day.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us.
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Claquemuraille @claquemuraille.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Je travaille sur un wargame qui couvrira les opérations américaines dans le détroit d’Ormuz. Le premier prototype de mon plateau de jeu :
Un tableau d'activité Fisher Price pour bébé, avec des éléments colorés qu'on tourne, qu'on tire, sur lesquelles ont appui et qui font des bruits énervants.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
why is it called a gun rant and not a glockenspiel
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If I ever bequeath anything to anyone, I’m definitely farting on it first
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I’m not fat I’m writ large.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me: My name ends with an "a" not an "e". Him: It's just one letter. What's the big deal? Me: Sure, Boob. Him: Me: It's just one letter.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The biggest problem with Teslas is that you can’t put sugar in the gas tank.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This day in history. 553. The Second Council of Constantinople began but I can't help you if you didn't see the First Council of Constantinople.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Three is a magic number. Four can speak with the dead. Five can summon demons from the flaming pits of hell. Welcome to Sesame Street Coven.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
me: please don’t judge me four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Really? When?
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
But have you tried listening to old italian songs about it
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
a Jim Gaffigan sleep paralysis demon that just talks in that high pitched voice
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
apparently there is a new cell phone company called Radiant Mobile who are selling Christian cell phones that claim to block out LGBTQIA+ content, perfect for pedophiles on the go
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sometimes I read something really terrible but I post it anyway.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i’m a Jr but my mom wanted to name me Obi Juan
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
To the man who bumped into my cart with his at the grocery store, what are we now?
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Another day of “ew, I have to do things”
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
just made eye contact with a guy as i was pulling underwear out of my ass. it’s a shame im gonna have to kill him
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Aidan Wake 💀🪦👻 @aidanwake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The sky appears to be a shade of fuck your plans idk Concerning 🤔🧐
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Irish Frank @valdara4.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Irish Frank @valdara4.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I acknowledge this young lady is having trouble with her love life but would it have killed her to use a few commas & full stops?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
[restaurant] DATE: I’ll have the chicken. WAITER: And you, sir? ME: The steak. Aren’t you going to write our orders down? WAITER: No, I have a great memory. ME: Prove it. WAITER: The blonde you came in with last Wednesday was much hotter. DATE: Hey! ME: No, he’s right.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Freshly CPR recertified. Who's ready to make out err I mean pass out?
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The moon is wearing her fuck me heels tonight
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
*In church, scrolling your media* Priest: HE HAS RISEN! Me: Thanks padre, now the whole congregation knows I have a hardon
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This day in history. 1937. In the Philippines women voted in a plebiscite to determine if they would receive the right to vote. 91 percent voted in favour, and 9 percent voted against voting and irony awareness.
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