S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Trying to see if I'm missed. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 130
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026static.klipy.comA La Folie: Adorable Baby Goat Being PettedALT: A La Folie: Adorable Baby Goat Being Petted 110
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Technically you're down 5€ plus the 2€ you had to pay to access the Trevi Fountain😋 120
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The number 4 disagrees, but then again, it's useless, who cares 000
Reposted by S🌟tellaCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us. 8340133
Reposted by S🌟tellaClaquemuraille @claquemuraille.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Je travaille sur un wargame qui couvrira les opérations américaines dans le détroit d’Ormuz. Le premier prototype de mon plateau de jeu : 23581100
Reposted by S🌟tellaNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026why is it called a gun rant and not a glockenspiel 06527
Reposted by S🌟tellaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/05/2026If I ever bequeath anything to anyone, I’m definitely farting on it first 04416
Reposted by S🌟tellaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I’m not fat I’m writ large. 220573
Reposted by S🌟tellaChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Me: My name ends with an "a" not an "e". Him: It's just one letter. What's the big deal? Me: Sure, Boob. Him: Me: It's just one letter. 49619
Reposted by S🌟tellabacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/03/2025The biggest problem with Teslas is that you can’t put sugar in the gas tank. 18512134
Reposted by S🌟tellaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This day in history. 553. The Second Council of Constantinople began but I can't help you if you didn't see the First Council of Constantinople. 510343
Reposted by S🌟tella𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2024Three is a magic number. Four can speak with the dead. Five can summon demons from the flaming pits of hell. Welcome to Sesame Street Coven. 712149
Reposted by S🌟tellabacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/12/2025me: please don’t judge me four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well 426289
Reposted by S🌟tellaΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026But have you tried listening to old italian songs about it 510146
Reposted by S🌟tellaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/05/2026a Jim Gaffigan sleep paralysis demon that just talks in that high pitched voice 819553
Reposted by S🌟tellaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026apparently there is a new cell phone company called Radiant Mobile who are selling Christian cell phones that claim to block out LGBTQIA+ content, perfect for pedophiles on the go 67414
Reposted by S🌟tellaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/05/2023return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi 511350347
Reposted by S🌟tellaMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Sometimes I read something really terrible but I post it anyway. 15121
Reposted by S🌟tellalos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/05/2026i’m a Jr but my mom wanted to name me Obi Juan 44817
Reposted by S🌟tellaMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026To the man who bumped into my cart with his at the grocery store, what are we now? 68325
Reposted by S🌟tellaJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Another day of “ew, I have to do things” 07735
Reposted by S🌟tellaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/05/2026just made eye contact with a guy as i was pulling underwear out of my ass. it’s a shame im gonna have to kill him 05415
Reposted by S🌟tellaAidan Wake 💀🪦👻 @aidanwake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The sky appears to be a shade of fuck your plans idk Concerning 🤔🧐 061
Reposted by S🌟tellaIrish Frank @valdara4.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I acknowledge this young lady is having trouble with her love life but would it have killed her to use a few commas & full stops? 132
Reposted by S🌟tellaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/05/2026[restaurant] DATE: I’ll have the chicken. WAITER: And you, sir? ME: The steak. Aren’t you going to write our orders down? WAITER: No, I have a great memory. ME: Prove it. WAITER: The blonde you came in with last Wednesday was much hotter. DATE: Hey! ME: No, he’s right. 17976116
Reposted by S🌟tellaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/05/2026[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly. 17771133
Reposted by S🌟tella🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Freshly CPR recertified. Who's ready to make out err I mean pass out? 05428
Reposted by S🌟tella🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The moon is wearing her fuck me heels tonight 37140
Reposted by S🌟tella🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 05/04/2026*In church, scrolling your media* Priest: HE HAS RISEN! Me: Thanks padre, now the whole congregation knows I have a hardon 04722
Reposted by S🌟tellaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This day in history. 1937. In the Philippines women voted in a plebiscite to determine if they would receive the right to vote. 91 percent voted in favour, and 9 percent voted against voting and irony awareness. 07628