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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h
Gone, but not forgotten.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MOVIE/MARION.GIF
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I'm pissing and drooling all over myself, howling and itching to take lives
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i always wanted to be a professor of tree nuts, and work in macademia
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pretty fucked up who Disney will consider a "hero" these days
screen showing "Marvel Television: Zodiac"
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dracula Flow meme

The bugs are back
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the old days a dude like this would just live with his mom and wear a stupid hat and spend all day in his room working on a treatise about some shit until he’s forced to get a job at a pants factory and then get fired from the pants factory and get a job pushing a hot dog cart
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/10/2026
Kirby Smart? yes, and Yoshi Beautiful, Toad Interesting, what's your point
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
COMMENTATORS: Why won't Labour do this. LABOUR: We shall do this. COMMENTATORS: Not like that.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 28/09/2026
truly my most "I am very basic and I don't care if things seem complicated I think they can also just be simple" opinion is that you should buy a house or a flat if you want a place to live in and I just don't really care if price goes up or price goes down, you have a roof! that was the whole point
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

This blunt has a pulse
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did a Triffid write this?
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quick, quick everyone, turn your radios on, somebody in a Radio 4 play is "about to meet a ghost from their past"
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

This blunt got veins pumping through it
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The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
69 today. Happy birthday Nick Cave.
Black and white photo of Max Wall about to sit down at the piano
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*wakes up from a coma after 28 years* Hey, I wonder what happened to that 11 year old girl who rang This Morning to sing Pie Jesu.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, let's get the bad news over first. Got a parking fine in Aberdeen yesterday.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you couldnt make faceoff today. because amphetamines replaced cocaine in the writers room
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
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Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after e...
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David O’Doherty @phlaimeaux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With the greatest of respect…
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First night of my Japanese class tonight. It's nice to be learning. So much of my life roles in work, writing, family is me projecting outwards to fill a space, whereas learning involves me making space inside myself to receive someone else's light.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
“I’m trying to find a monastery where all the monks are over six foot five” “That’s a tall order”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/09/2026
That hast by tyranny these many years Wasted our country, slain our citizens, And sent our sons and husbands captivate.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for eight minutes
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Boy are you the Bayeaux Tapestry because I don’t really know what all the fuss is about
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"As I explained to the nurses at the time, I suffer from a heat rash, which was why I had removed my trousers. The ketchup bottle had fallen out of my shopping and somehow landed in a vertical position, along with a small quantity of olive oil, which had rendered the floor rather slippery..."
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Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is such fun!! #ReformUK #Nigelfarage
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