iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 8h

girls love vast earthworks

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 8h

“Donald Trump would go BALLISTIC if he saw this poll! Be a shame if everyone shared it far and wide 😉” Babe, that old bitch is seeing nothing. Every hour, someone comes in to show him a picture of Rosie O’Donnell with a different AI haircut, which keeps his blood from thickening into jam

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 8h

Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m just not feeling good about, well, anything.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m 41 years sober today.

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Her new album just hit #1, and her latest single is “Different Religion.” What’s wrong with the regular kind??* (*The Jesus one) @theonion.com

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

need this on a slutty croptop tbh

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seattle

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How it started/how it’s going

Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in Utah

BREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV

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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

papers please style game where you are in charge of the little metal detector station at the front of the Federal Department of Control and have to stop people from bringing in banned material like "any form of branded packaging" and "apples"

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The plan is for you to own nothing and die as soon as they don't need you. There is no plan for you to be happy, or even alive if they don't need you.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

least insane dutch TV show

No punishment 'BNN cannibals'
Two BNN presenters who ate a small piece of meat from each other in a television program will not be fined. The Public Prosecution Service sees no reason to prosecute Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno.

Minister Van Bijsterveldt of Education and Minister Opstelten of Security and Justice responded to questions from CDA MP Haverkamp.

Human flesh
"Cannibalism is not punishable as such," the ministers say. "Well, in obtaining human flesh, there could be other criminal offenses under certain circumstances. The Public Prosecution Service sees no reason to prosecute."

In the Rabbits program, Storm and Zeno ate a piece of meat from each other, which they had surgically removed from their sides and buttocks. A cook prepared the meat.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BREAKING: The state of New York is suing Polymarket, claiming the company operates an illegal gambling platform in violation of state gambling laws.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation

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Vera Kober Art @vera-kober-art.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My new painting with autumn flowers

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When people are like "oh if I won the lottery I would keep working because I just would have to" I just don't relate to that at all. I don't want to work, I don't want to hustle, I don't want to grind. I would be so content if I could just exist and enjoy the little things that I like and that's it.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's kinda fuckin crazy that The End of Oak Street was produced, made, and then distributed for public viewing

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes. Original post

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 20/09/2026

Hegseth eliminated the reviews and approvals designed to prevent civilian casualties, to avoid culpability for war crimes, figuring "hey, we thought the [boat / school / whatever] was a legitimate target" would be a viable excuse. This can't be allowed.. He must be criminally prosecuted.

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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

msnow is currently doing a segment about hasan piker being a problem for dems

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

Hey all, Im looking for any academics who may be able to help someone from Gaza get enrolled in a European University. Please let me know if you can help or if you know of anyone who could help.

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Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jesus christ, frog. That's a monkey's paw wish dick size

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Look at these fucking losers

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One must imagine Sisyphus kind of tired of it

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Or think of criticizing Democrats this way: When you’re playing basketball and the other team scores a basket you don’t get pissed off at the guy do you he’s just doing what he’s supposed to do. bookshop.org/p/books/welc...

It’s right and good and just that Democrats be made to eat plate
after plate of shit from the left because for one thing look how quickly
the Overton window has shifted with the emergence of a mere handful
of leftist politicians now. Turns out we could’ve been trying this whole
time!
Or think of criticizing Democrats this way: When you’re playing
basketball and the other team scores a basket you don’t get pissed off at
the guy do you he’s just doing what he’s supposed to do. You don’t say
what the fuck are you doing man? But if a guy on your own team took
the basketball and shoved it up his shirt and pulled down his shorts
and started doing cartwheels with his dick and balls out toward your
own goal you might rightfully feel justified in screaming at him to get
his shit together or he’s off the team. You might take that guy aside and
say buddy are you sure you understand what you’re supposed to be
doing here?
I just show

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/09/2026

every time i’m at the movies and see a preview for “Digger” i feel like it’s a hallucination my brain is generating as i die

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Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I keep thinking, "this movie probably has a plot", and then my brain just forgets about it

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm partial to this one

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal

Maynard Dubuisson
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Donald Trump I voted for you and I love you but we are not oil and gas
independent.We are having a hard time getting diesel fuel for the shrimp boats in alabama

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

Once you go 36 hours without sleep a few times a month you start to wonder why peonpl enev need selp atall

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