Reposted by The Dalai FarmerLongbarrow Press @longbarrowpress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sheffield! Tonight! 077
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 15563691772
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now that Man City have been found guilty of all that dodgy dealing, I wonder how many points Spurs will be docked as a punishment 362
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A.I. companies are not trying to figure out how to protect you from their technology. They are trying to figure out how to monetize it without liability. Since we won't pay for it directly, they'll convince companies that to compete, they HAVE to have it. Enjoy your newly priced streaming services. 29750211
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159190993845
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026High risk stuff, painting a boat on a blowy September day. All I need is for the rain to hold off for about the next 8 hours and all will be well 😬 2161
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'd imagine what Jim Ratcliffe knows about immigration and welfare policy could be written on the inside of a ping pong ball, alongside what he knows about football of course 480
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT 852775654
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thinking about all those conspiracy thrillers from pre 2016 that relied on the belief that the American government are on the whole really cunning, ruthlessly efficient and not in fact as dumb as bricks. 1322
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Each day stranger than the last. 5409104
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know I'm late to this, but my mate Jake and I will not be demonstrating dry stone walling at any Ed Sheeran events. I should add that it has nothing to do with recent events, I just can't stand him 3131
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMichael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I am but skin & bones..." 1063764648
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerGene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Middle England today 151540383
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerWoodo @woodo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The 'AI destroys humanity/we must slow down' bullshit is simply because the guys got spooked that floating that company might've finally burst the bubble & ruined all their fun, and this is just another gambit to string out the 'recycled free money that doesn't exist' train for as long as possible 12810
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Digger Dog at work this morning. We are glad of the cab glass recently, it's bloody miserable again 2171
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In other "late to everything" news, I had latterly discovered Sudoku. Tonight I have had the footballs and the tennises on the old Medium Wave whilst I've been engrossed in the numbers 1-9. I am so rock and roll baby. 1140
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Angela Raynor has apparently just suggested nipping out to shut the stable door, and perhaps even going down the field to check on the horse 042
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerRue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This has lived in my head for 2 years and counting 5359
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com 111286418
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sharpened and oiled, but am I getting ready for Winter, or making plans for Nigel? (It's Winter, obviously) 361
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine 18840218
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The pinnacle of British culture. 0213
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dick ridge. Unbelievable girth. 14488
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/09/2026“My God! Vikings! And they mean business!” 3816155
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“You remember too much, my mother said to me recently. Why hold onto all that? And I said, Where can I put it down?” ~ Anne Carson 0195
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerRich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They’ve all forgotten their kit and are having to do fascism in their pants. 3140299
Reposted by The Dalai Farmertrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026POLICEMAN: Name WOMAN: Cheryl Cole POLICEMAN: Your FULL name. WOMAN: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw, Sir. 0758
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerChris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh god. I've actually watched the video now. What a whining pissbaby. And as for his "yes Mr Tommo, whatever you say, Mr Tommo" disciples, grow some fucking self respect, you cretins. 061
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMark Knight 🍉 @markknight63.bsky.social · 09/09/2026'Many feet make one path. I like to walk on a foot path. I walk over the grass and turn to see if I have made a path. Two feet once only is not enough. I return to the foot path to fill one of the bunch. I add my feet. I look back. What a path we made.' The Path by Ivor Cutler 1976 1153
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerBryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We regret that due to unprecedented demand, Tesco has run out of school shorts ahead of the new term. 14011
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerJames Wright @jpwarchaeology.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In just 4 weeks I'll be in Warwick, a town with no shortage of ancient buildings! I'm there for Warwick Words Festival, the very first event on The Buildings Archaeologist tour. As its pre-release, we're sneaking in advance copies of the book! More info: www.warwickwords.co.uk/index.php?vi... 1286
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jeebus! 2 bucks You can find it on eBookDaily's bargain Kindle books list: ebookdaily.com/bargain-kind...ebookdaily.comFeatured on eBookDaily Bargains- $1.99'Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal' by Christopher Moore is featured on eBookDaily's best Kindle book bargains 1911319
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Rare picture of King Charles on a full moonliverpoolecho.co.ukQueen Camilla 'laughing and giggling' with The Gruffalo at Speke HallHer Majesty met legendary children's author Julia Donaldson in Liverpool 712119
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Working weekend in Brighton, so am in the Grand of course (I'm not paying for the room thank god!) 090
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerCol @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I hope if I ever get divorced I don't get THIS divorced 810221
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 03/09/2026Are we all in need of a medieval hug? We think so. ❤️ 514627
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate 2839471
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Your semi regular reminder to buy books (and pamphlets) from Longbarrow Press. They are some of the loveliest things on my shelf, and both publisher and their stable of authors are absolutely smashing people 284
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How to enjoy a staff meeting: 1. Stop listening. 2. Imagine you’re down at Fraggle Rock. 14394121
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@loreandordure.com @typejunky.bsky.social any ideas? 310
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerJuraj Mikurcik @jurajmikurcik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 Carbon capture and storage 410921
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerLorna Richardson @lornarichardson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026CfP for our TAG Exeter session 'After the Election: Archaeology & Cultural Heritage in a Post-Reform UK'. Imagine it's 2029, Reform wins a landslide election victory, the Department for British Culture has oversight of all cultural output. What next for archaeology, museums & cultural heritage? 01711
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Your semi-regular reminder that Allison Pearson is a fucking idiot 2161
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Off to an outdoor music event in Nottingham today. Thunderstorm warnings all afternoon. If all goes according to plan @salix.bsky.social and I might just get to see Badly Drawn Boy electrocuted on stage, which I think would be a perfect way to finish the summer of live music off 3292