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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We just finished The Lizzie Borden Story. Fuck.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm belatedly acquainting myself with the music of Angine De Poitrine.

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Andy Jolley @andyjolley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My lads band are off on tour around England and Wales If you like a blend of textural post-rock, melodic Midwest emo and slowcore, all with a side of Scottish fury, head on down to one of their gigs linktr.ee/insidertradi...

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insidertradingband Official Music - Listen to songs on Spotify, Bandcamp | Check for Videos on Linktree

View insidertradingband’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Spotify, Bandcamp here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!

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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Michaelango: Hello sir, I have an idea for a great painting and I would like you to paint it for me. I'll tell you exactly how I want it! *years later* Painter, looking up: There you go. What do you think? Michaelangelo: FUCK, I'm good!!.......... Do you happen to know any good sculptors?

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got some stroopwaffel liqueur from Tesco's, reduced to clear. Any ideas welcome @itsmotherswork.bsky.social

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok, have your "spooky season" if you want. Just don't expect me to participate.

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Mad Stubborn Cartoon Cat

ALT: Mad Stubborn Cartoon Cat

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have shown tremendous restraint this evening. Absolutely resisted responding to a FB comment that said "if you like free movement so much, why don't you just move to the EU?"

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Syndrome's Iconic 'Dense Motherfucker' Line

ALT: Syndrome's Iconic 'Dense Motherfucker' Line

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm actually beaing all responsible and shit doing my month end invoicing, but the truth is I'm thinking about going out for several delicious pints instead.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm unreasonably annoyed tonight. Or reasonably annoyed given *waves arms wildly Kermit the frog style*

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Next time you find yourself in conversation with an antivax dickhead, ask them if they're worried about the electromagnetic radiation that's all over modern homes and workplaces. When they say how awful it is, nick their phone and internet router.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd like to sit down with one of these techbro bell ends and ask him (yes, it's always a him) to explain what he thinks people are for, other than to consume infinite quantities of synthetic 'content'.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why the fuck would I want infinite personalised music when I can listen to Rumours?

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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And a big happy birthday to Matt and Luke Goss of Bros!

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All the news outlets I've seen reporting this on FB have disabled comments, can you imagine the shades of purple the gammonati are turning?

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Crying Ham on a Plate with Tomatoes

ALT: Crying Ham on a Plate with Tomatoes

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm on my own today so if you people could just be a little more entertaining whilst I eat my lunch, that'd be great 👍

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess now we will never really know why Bonnie Tyler was in such urgent need of a hero. Could have been she was in immediate, mortal danger. Could have been a spider in the bath.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The wind whispers, almost imperceptibly, through the trees above me, releasing a torrent of water droplets previously delayed on their groundward journey by the leaves. I whisper in reply, "fuck off wind"

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The temptation to don the woolly hat is almost too much to bear.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seems like an appropriate moment to post this gem. youtu.be/Lwg8a6sDxKc?...

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Fascinating Aida - Dogging

YouTube video by RedButton

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If only ripping satire actually changed anything.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026

"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"

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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You'll never defeat us!" I shout at an empty room, everyone having gone down the pub half an hour ago.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, if you want me to get excited about this, just gaffa tape Elon to the rocket, okay?

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026

Punching the services sector in the crotch over and over again until it gives up and magically returns to me the glorious era of mass manufacturing employment I mostly invented and automation has forever replaced.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is it 26 or 28 eggs @theblueststar.bsky.social ? I'm writing "Bluesky - The Musical" so it's important I get it right.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Didn't get Oasis tickets, thank fuck.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Others have pointed it out but this is Yes, Minister stuff. Politicians only really care about winning elections, not what they can / could / should do in between them.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think I like the idea of coffee more than I actually like coffee.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's a King Crimson kind of Sunday.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Someone explain to me exactly how he's been bought down?

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We've just watched Fackham Hall and / or I've had an aneurysm.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Josh Widdecome must be a fucking incredible club stand up, because I can't think of any other reason why he keeps getting put on telly.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Have done some electricianing. House not on fire or anything.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I may never tire of watching Anika Nilles play the Tom Sawyer drum fill. The professor would be delighted, I have no doubt.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't know much about football, does this mean that Guardiola fella is still the best manager in the world or not?

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Sopranos is missing. Your list is void.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know it's been around for a while now but "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed" never fails to make me chuckle.

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He's pleaded not guilty because he believes what he was doing was not a crime but a public service. The more people like Tice get behind these actions (whilst being very careful to keep their own hands clean), the more others will attempt such public spirited acts. The courts will put them right.

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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

His only mistake was video taping and distributing the crime he claims to not be guilty of.

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Five Chinese Crackers @5cc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why would anyone say they're English anyway if you get sent to prison for it? Don't make no sense

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Geddy Lee Steve Harris Noel Redding

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe a kebab and a bag of cans will help. Couldn't hurt? (Apart from the heartburn, obvs)

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