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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 1h

Meanwhile, At the Stupidity Olympics: Tommy Tuberville: Airline pilots and flight attendants are furries, doing furry things on your plane. Eric Schmitt: Hold my beer.

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huronbluechief.bsky.social @huronbluechief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

#Maddow Reality Check Cartoon Break

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, let's try this again, without the grammar error. Just finished my 20th novel. It features this dame:

Cover of the novel, Razzmatazz, by Christopher Moore, showing a 1940s dame putting on a fedora with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background and a strange, alien hand coming over her shoulder.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

While it's true, this is paid for with money stolen from the American people, do note that this ad, which played nationally during football yesterday, is one of the most 1984, authoritarian terror pieces that we've ever seen outside of fiction.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Claude, are my Bisquick Scones delicious?

Screenshot of Google AI confirming at all A.I. agents lie to please the user.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Have fun with Pervy, the new tech pet from META!

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With the reappearance of Jill Stein comes the reemergence of people who will spend enormous energy criticizing Democrats for not stopping a corrupt president and the same energy defending voters who could have stopped him by voting for his opponent.

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𝓒𝔂𝓖𝓾𝔂DC #BlueResister🌊#BlueTsunami🦬#GoBills 3-0🏈#Leguminati🫘 @cyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also, there is another one of those $2 Kindle Edition sales on an @theauthorguy.bsky.social book. Today it's on one of earliest (maybe his first?) books, Coyote Blue. link.amazon/B05KXVSll

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MOM SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In First Class you not only get free drinks, you can watch a giant squirrel railing a unicorn over a catering cart. I'm told.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks so much, Ken. And please thank the team for me. You lot are the dog's bollocks! nay, the mutt's nuts! dare I say it? the mongrel's bloody dongles!

Jeopardy answer reading: In Christopher Moore's Fool, the jester of this shakespeare king gets the limelight and shows goneril a real good time.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A.I. companies are not trying to figure out how to protect you from their technology. They are trying to figure out how to monetize it without liability. Since we won't pay for it directly, they'll convince companies that to compete, they HAVE to have it. Enjoy your newly priced streaming services.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Stained glass window, Nashville Cathedral.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'll bet Jesus is motor-boating Dolly right now. #blessed

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Watched the A.I. Documentary on Netflix last night. The disturbing part is the optimists say that "the end of work will free everyone up to pursue artistic endeavors." Trying to envision 8 billion people learning to paint with oils, play the violin, and pursue a higher state of consciousness.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As soon as we put A.I. on weapons systems we blew through Asimov's 3 laws of robotics. And we don't even have a good robot yet.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wouldn't it be funny if we finally got high speed rail in the U.S. because A.I. made air travel unsafe?

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So how many of you, when you saw a picture of the newly discovered cat, went, "I must have one of these small, wild animals to live in my house and destroy everything and bite me."?

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Regiem of Clowns Our country is being destroyed by a team of incompetent, malevolent clowns. Sometimes I need to put a title to this tragic farce we're living in.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

NOAA just announced that this summer was the hottest on record in the United States.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Authors! Regarding the Anthropic Settlement. This just in from the Authors Guild. My old agent was trying to take 25% of everything, to which they have no right. You may need to update your claim allocation.

Text from Authors Guild saying that Agents have no rights to the Anthropic Claim

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🇨🇦 sophialarkrose.bsky.social @sophialarkrose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Coyote Blue (with pronunciation guide for "Kai-oh-tay") 1.99 on Amazon.ca Kindle store.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I wrote a squirrel joke into my novel in progress today because people want you to play the hits.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm starting to get A.I. generated "invitations" through my website to have my books read for a book club, with obvious AI. overviews of the plots and whatnot. I suppose I shouldn't be, but I'm offended, and tempted to respond with significant ire. I don't, but I'm tempted.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I just got my Anthropic settlement email. I am also dealing with contested copyrights. I swear to fuck, you assholes, you stole my shit, you better not be paying someone else for it.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu for the first time, and the conversations that must have happened to get Jeremy Alan White for the role of Rotto the Conflicted Son Motherfudging Hutt must have been amazing. I hope he's not method -- so, the bad news, Jeremy, is you'll have to put on 3000 pounds.

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Japes @japesarcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

People thought his narcissism gave him the virtue of self-confident decision-making in the same way they thought his wealth made him incorruptible. “He has so much, he won’t be susceptible to the need for more and won’t be controlled by it.” Nope. He’s a black hole of pathetic grasping neediness.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This administration continues to roll turds in rhinestones and call them diamonds.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Transparent diapers. Can I get "Yikes!" "Parents shouldn't have to guess what's in their babies' diapers." Also, the latest in diaper technology, HD Smell-A-Round! (Please don't explain what they mean, I know. )

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/08/2026

How do you do, fellow kids?

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Someone responded, "Special Agent Fox Mulder probably was and he knew it." Cleverness! It was on the bad place or I'd give specific credit.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The FBI is only dismissing applicants with beastiality convictions if it happened after they were 18? Well that's a relief, Special Agent Goatfucker?

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

You're a first rate hockey fan and you fly private all the time, but you fuck ONE goat...

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