The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 11hI'm like the Spanish Inquisition really, nobody expects me (or my rusty hole) 010
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13h"I think the term is 'touché', Miss Jones; not 'gotcha you bastard'" This bloody roof light has been bugging me for three years. Today, I have defeated it at last 3161
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I also have tickets to see the Kings of Convenience, and Bill Bailey. That's a good birthday I reckon 480
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Treated myself to a new TIG welding set for my birthday, because I'm worth it. Tax deductible, of course. 13260
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerHistory and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Last one for today. Autumn in Halifax by Tim Green. I love the geometric composition of this image. CC BY 2.0 314715
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMicah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived 2956891119
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerRadio Lento @radiolento.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This week's winner of best tree in the park. ⭐ 2563
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As Nigel Farage has still released no denial after I have repeatedly called him a wanker, I can only assume that he is too busy masturbating. 4813
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As the nights are drawing in apace I feel it is almost time for my annual relisten of Wireless Nights. 020
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think someone has set about Kemi with an iron dome in the not-too-distant past. One with a long handle, and swung like Rik Mayall upon the bonce of Ade Edmonson 010
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerLa vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Doug Savage 06315
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerNostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Still as glorious today as it always was. 3182
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/10/2026He just can’t help himself 215326
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I ain't saying international breaks are good, but I give so few fucks about the national teams that in the last fortnight I've finally managed to pack up smoking 3160
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The building conservation course I ran at CONTED was all about the materiality and systems of the buildings. Before we taught anything about architectural styles we taught about geology, landform, and cropping to understand what they were made of and why 141
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerLongbarrow Press @longbarrowpress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sheffield! Tonight! 086
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17572591995
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The one on the left looks the better of the two. Go for forged and not welded ones as the weld always breaks 120
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ah fucking mint, that'll be absolutely top notch! 010
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now that Man City have been found guilty of all that dodgy dealing, I wonder how many points Spurs will be docked as a punishment 362
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A.I. companies are not trying to figure out how to protect you from their technology. They are trying to figure out how to monetize it without liability. Since we won't pay for it directly, they'll convince companies that to compete, they HAVE to have it. Enjoy your newly priced streaming services. 29751211
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191523872
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yea, we're shut on the Oxford since July as well. Still, at least I'm not in Leicester 101
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oxide rarely lasts long enough to get it's bearings with me, let alone settle. I've got that much old machinery that the minute a tin gets opened it's all used! (But yes, I remember finding old tins like that) 010
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Had you run out of water? We've been well low here 100
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026High risk stuff, painting a boat on a blowy September day. All I need is for the rain to hold off for about the next 8 hours and all will be well 😬 2161
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'd imagine what Jim Ratcliffe knows about immigration and welfare policy could be written on the inside of a ping pong ball, alongside what he knows about football of course 480
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT 852778654
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Little Trav used to drag whole branches back with him at times. Comical really, very much in the vein of the ant and the rubber tree plant 140
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can also attest to the fact that the "no chewing sticks indoors" has never applied to the contents of my kindling basket on the boat 150
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thinking about all those conspiracy thrillers from pre 2016 that relied on the belief that the American government are on the whole really cunning, ruthlessly efficient and not in fact as dumb as bricks. 1322
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Each day stranger than the last. 5408104
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You wouldn't either if you had to work with him 010
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yea you'd have thought so, in the normal run of things 000
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know I'm late to this, but my mate Jake and I will not be demonstrating dry stone walling at any Ed Sheeran events. I should add that it has nothing to do with recent events, I just can't stand him 3131
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerMichael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I am but skin & bones..." 1063762648
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerGene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Middle England today 151539381
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We got this job done right on the button, finished with 2 whole minutes to spare this afternoon. A new water main and a new yard all ready for winter 040
Reposted by The Dalai FarmerWoodo @woodo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The 'AI destroys humanity/we must slow down' bullshit is simply because the guys got spooked that floating that company might've finally burst the bubble & ruined all their fun, and this is just another gambit to string out the 'recycled free money that doesn't exist' train for as long as possible 12810
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Digger Dog at work this morning. We are glad of the cab glass recently, it's bloody miserable again 2171
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In other "late to everything" news, I had latterly discovered Sudoku. Tonight I have had the footballs and the tennises on the old Medium Wave whilst I've been engrossed in the numbers 1-9. I am so rock and roll baby. 1140
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Angela Raynor has apparently just suggested nipping out to shut the stable door, and perhaps even going down the field to check on the horse 042
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comMonkey Side Eye MemeALT: Monkey Side Eye Meme 000
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not if you consider me a walking collection of emergency fanbelts. I could be useful as I am, with short hair I'm just a useless drunken lout 130
The Dalai Farmer @grovedigger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Obviously it was spelled better on the sticker, but as I'm from the Midlands I'm obviously incapable of typing as well as talking properly 110