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Woodo

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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.

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Ian Mc @mac44.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah, right. Manufacturing is in Lithuania and shop staff in UK are paid an hourly rate below the living wage. But it’s his tax bill that the problem. It’s easier just to assume human greed is behind every Telegraph headline.
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Tony Dexter @timbleman.bsky.social · 1h
Seems like a failed brand when you don't know who he is or the brand.
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Mel🏳️‍🌈 she/they universal healthcare now @knownforms.bsky.social · 3h
Rape culture.
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I Know What You Did Last Shera @shera-marley.bsky.social · 3h
My "not involved in human trafficking" legal action has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my legal action
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 3h
Being babysat at maybe five years old tops by friends of our folks and them watching the 'rat eating episode' of V while we played with Lego. Yes it looks shonky AF now, but I was a five year old child with an overactive imagination watching a woman eat a cute little guinea pig. Traumatised.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 3h
Horror movie tropes that aren't cool post COVID any more happening in real life but no this is fine no I'm sure this is fine...
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 3h
It’s just a more honest branding of American politics
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BOO-nker SPOOK-room, male porn star @seej500.bsky.social · 4h
Back when America last buggered up the global economy in 2008, some UK banks used that as a perfect for unprecedented mergers which would normally have been blocked under anti-monopoly rules Largest among them was Lloyds, which joined itself to Halifax and Bank of Scotland
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 3h
Verity looks like one of those films where only one cast/crew member actually realises what kind of film they're supposed to be making.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 4h
Unserious country. Which one I leave to your discretion.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 13h
Apparently losing a few litres of diesel is now so terrifying to America, thanks to Hormuz, that they have to wholesale run away from a single sighting of some rural ne’er-do-wells sneaking about with a jerrycan.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 4h
Barely remember four years of higher education. The lyrics to this theme tune, however, embedded in my lizard brain like igneous rock.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10h
You don't get proper telly any more
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 14h
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
Avery Brooks weilding a Colt Python in A Man Called Hawk
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 16h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️ T'Lynn 🦇 David 🦇 Cooper 🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Please, everyone enjoy this photo of Bruce Campbell about to shoot a bow n arrow while Ted Raimi takes a picture of him.
Bruce Campbell in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts with a bow n arrow. Ted Raimi in a suit taking a picture of this with his phone.
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 16h
What? There is literally no overlap between Palestine Action and "skinheads who support neo-Nazi and fascist terrorist organizations/white supremacist terror". The Venn diagram is actually two separate circles. There are zero people who believe this nonsense claim. inews.co.uk/news/politic...
inews.co.uk
Mahmood says Palestine Action proscription is needed to curb support for neo-Nazis
Mahmood said 'you've got to be able to apply your principles, even when it's uncomfortable for you'
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 17h
Maybe best to ignore the fuckwit behind Quibi.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 17h
Avengers: Will This Do-omsday
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 18h
When it comes to leftover Bolognese, there are two kinds of people. There's "Oh, I'll just have spaghetti again tomorrow" and there's "I'll knead some crumbled fried onions into bread dough, layer and fold it with grated butter, and make some little pasty things".
Bread dough with fried onions in.That dough with a blob of Bolognese sauce and some grated parmesan.Folding them up.After baking.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 17h
Will Smith didn't hit him hard enough tbh.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 21h
☠️ SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP ☠️
Pete Hegseth in his Starship Troopers fash cosplay stage act overlayed with FedNet graphics.
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 23h
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 23h
Like I keep on saying, British politics is just two flavours of declinism: piecemeal and patronising, or brutal and accelerated. The wheel spins as it should.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just remember - if you voice worries about raw sewage in our rivers, the planet being on fire or the rise of fascist billionaires, you're a moaning, woke, scaremongering leftie. If, however, you parrot some nakedly racist conspiracy theory or transphobic think piece, you have "legitimate concerns".
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Zealanders failing to beat the allegations.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"he reportedly described himself as a content creator who reviews restaurants and throws food back at employees when he doesn't like it" So... He criminally assaults & batters people when he doesn't like his food. ... Nuisance influencers are a cancer on society. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Philadelphia restaurant offers $5,000 to find customer who allegedly threw a cheesesteak in an employee’s face, then he turns himself in
A Philadelphia restaurant offered $5,000 to help find a customer who allegedly threw a cheesesteak in an employee's face and ran away.
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Aberdeen City Arts Board @adeencityartsboard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only bonus our media hell scape gives us a very insightful look at how the establishment, money and power turns you from - liberal young firebrand journalist who wants to expose the truth to right wing crank who'll jump on any outrage for click bait cash and a six week summer hol in France.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All columnists eventually;
Joe Lycett; "I'm actually very right-wing and I love it."
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love when cats hide their faces under their paws while napping like a little facemask to block out the daylight. DO NOT DISTURB. FULL NAPPAGE OCCURING.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh look a Goblin-esque big hook nosed character murdering a tax-payer is it? Subtle subtext there lads. Every frame a big dollop of racism and bigotry. "Just a bit of fun" thom
What it says on the tin.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can a Safety Car win an F1 race?
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a beautiful Sunday with our rescue Alpacas, cats and Kate
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You aren't supposed to drink your own (radioactive) snake oil you dumb fuck.
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's never on top of her brief, is she? Comes out with a load of guff and never has the numbers to back it up.
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Nick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a switch that flicks in a lot of people's brains whereby when a person becomes a "motorist" they become an entity that no longer has agency or responsibility for its actions.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The modern day equivalent of a lucky dip rummage though the video shop bargain bin. You find some utter pap you also find some hidden cult fun. 👍
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The press have decided to reimpose the two party model and unfortunately, that requires “pretending to believe Kemi Badenoch is doing a good job”. Which is pretty bad, given she’s a disastrously online wacko.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yer auld da who has read all the appendices, still to this day insists binning Tom Bombadil was a travesty.
static.klipy.com
He Had To Go, One Way Or The Other
Alt: He Had To Go, One Way Or The Other
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys if you want pictures of your Scottish weddings hit me up. BBC News - Why thousands of couples are choosing Scotland to say 'I do' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Why thousands of couples are choosing Scotland to say 'I do'
A quarter of all marriages in Scotland involve couples who don't live here but see it as the ultimate wedding destination.
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck-, and I cannot emphasise this enough, -ing hell! That is some nazi shit right there.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catholic weddings are A LOT. This isn't a value judgement just an assessment of the facts on the ground. A LOT.
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you're watching old OXO adverts
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Off to photograph one of those wedding things
White dude in black long sleeve t shirt and dark blue linen trousers
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hadn't heard about this and then looked it up to find that the older logo they're all citing was swapped out six years ago anyway
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