Reposted by Graybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12hevery now and then I meet someone whose whole vibe is gil from the simpsons and they’ll be talking my ears off about something and the whole time I’ll be thinking “damn the simpsons really nailed this type of guy.” but deep down i think everyone’s one bad day away from being a gil. except me 31088
Reposted by Graymike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad 171061257
Reposted by GrayMicah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026payton tolle is the most charming man in baseball, exhibit 374 1526536
Reposted by GrayCam @camislike.com · 31/08/2026Mr Trump I am a Republican political advisor and I am telling you to keep posting this shit 1276
Reposted by GrayBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 1423927
Reposted by GrayPhillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026No amnesty. No mercy. No fucking plea deals. Nothing but relentless pursuit and vigorous prosecution for every last one of these fucking monsters 22755245
Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When the deadly poop bug came for salads, I did not fear. Berries? Who cares. But now it comes for our precious jalapeños?! 000
Reposted by GrayOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026a human thumb like steven cheung calling sen ossoff a "cuck loser" tells me the senator is directly over the target. this is exactly what dems should have been doing for the last decade but they held fire. www.mediaite.com/politics/cuc...mediaite.com‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp DigWhite House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump. 52825132
Reposted by GrayBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026They were too stupid to understand the source of American hegemony and memed each other into thinking they lived in a failed state because there wasn't enough bravado in our imperialism. Took less than a year to wreck the whole edifice. Incredible 233846642
Reposted by GrayHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you 172319763
Reposted by GrayBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026How great are long term relationship dates by the way? Long past having to impress each other and you can just be like “Outback Steakhouse is good, we can admit it’s good, neither one of us wore a hoodie today you’re the most beautiful person in the world” 422011
Reposted by GrayBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i... 535226636863
Reposted by GrayLeah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds: 11055942087
Reposted by GrayAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...nytimes.comNew Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say 26379491477
Reposted by GraySoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/07/2026"His wife has said that he relied on an inhaler for asthma, but ICE agents rejected her attempt to give them the device when he was taken into custody." 8119381015
Reposted by GrayMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.the-independent.comMillionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media 380100722985
Reposted by GrayNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago? 2655021044
Reposted by GrayAndrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Every single lawmaker that’s calling for their constituents to “be responsible with electricity usage” during the extreme heat had better be supporting heavy restrictions on data centers. 17295972531
Reposted by GrayHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right 342534545
Reposted by GrayCDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 02/07/2026youtu.beSouthern University Human Jukebox 2022 "NECK" in Tiger StadiumYouTube video by Human Jukebox Media 06319
Reposted by GrayNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Not to keep repeating myself, but the problem with the Court is not merely that their decisions are bad, but that their entire self-conception of themselves as the Guardian Council of the USA, with sweeping and arbitrary power to maintain the mos maiorum, is utterly incompatible with a free society 241963430
Reposted by Graybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/06/2026midwesterners have the ability to endure both extreme heat and cold that would bring other americans to their knees, at the cost of being relatively homely. but, they’ll remind you with a stumpy finger held high, the key word here is “relatively” 2799
Reposted by GrayCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689472265
Reposted by Graybobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026america is an ideal worth fighting for 102117662221
Reposted by Grayrad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Rom Reddy is what Scooby Doo says when you ask who his favorite Traveling Wilbury is. 210813
Reposted by GraySean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 08/06/2026Baseball great Reggie Jackson is starting for the Knicks tonight? Huh. Wonder what that's about. 66912
Reposted by GrayRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Gonna get a lot of use out of this one unfortunately 120338
Reposted by GrayJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m sure the guy who couldn’t book Milli Vanilli will win this war 13587113
Reposted by Grayrobert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 23/05/2026it would be very difficult to be married to Karen Allen because every time she smiled at you you would have to sit down 3457
Reposted by Graybingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 12/05/2026True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP. 779261067109
Reposted by GrayGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service. 712722694
Reposted by GrayBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026best part of this clip is when they cut to the lawyer and she's clearly suppressing a giggle 28910
Reposted by GrayMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026if biden had said “reflecting lake” they would have had correspondents interviewing brain scholars in front of the washington monument for 24 hours 241745266
Reposted by Gray🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man. 18293242229
Reposted by GrayNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one. 12370551138
Reposted by GrayPeter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited 2668971373
Reposted by GrayMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket. 271536521
Reposted by GrayTrina @dickwolf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The thing about JD isn’t that he isn’t just an evil piece of shit, he’s also a giant fucking dork 723325