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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h
every now and then I meet someone whose whole vibe is gil from the simpsons and they’ll be talking my ears off about something and the whole time I’ll be thinking “damn the simpsons really nailed this type of guy.” but deep down i think everyone’s one bad day away from being a gil. except me
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
payton tolle is the most charming man in baseball, exhibit 374
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Cam @camislike.com · 31/08/2026
Mr Trump I am a Republican political advisor and I am telling you to keep posting this shit
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SEC logo
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No amnesty. No mercy. No fucking plea deals. Nothing but relentless pursuit and vigorous prosecution for every last one of these fucking monsters
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When the deadly poop bug came for salads, I did not fear. Berries? Who cares. But now it comes for our precious jalapeños?!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
a human thumb like steven cheung calling sen ossoff a "cuck loser" tells me the senator is directly over the target. this is exactly what dems should have been doing for the last decade but they held fire. www.mediaite.com/politics/cuc...
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‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig
White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They were too stupid to understand the source of American hegemony and memed each other into thinking they lived in a failed state because there wasn't enough bravado in our imperialism. Took less than a year to wreck the whole edifice. Incredible
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How great are long term relationship dates by the way? Long past having to impress each other and you can just be like “Outback Steakhouse is good, we can admit it’s good, neither one of us wore a hoodie today you’re the most beautiful person in the world”
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/07/2026
lost my shit when he said this
mat damon (from spirit: stallion of the cimarron) in the odyssey  saying "I don't want fop goddamn it I'm a dapper Dan man"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:
Cecelia Humiston, 22, lives on Chapel Street. She was asleep with her two-year-old son when she woke up to the sounds of a commotion on surrounding streets.

When she went to investigate, she saw what appeared to be a person lying on the ground on Pool Street.

She remembers hearing an older woman with a distressed family, yelling, “You took her dad, you took her dad!”

“They were with a little girl, she couldn't have been older than three,” Humiston said. “She was still in her Bluey pajamas.”

Humiston described law enforcement as “rude,” and said they barricaded family’s car from leaving. Another yelled at the little girl, who was trying to smell flowers.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...
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New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/07/2026
"His wife has said that he relied on an inhaler for asthma, but ICE agents rejected her attempt to give them the device when he was taken into custody."
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.
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Millionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Every single lawmaker that’s calling for their constituents to “be responsible with electricity usage” during the extreme heat had better be supporting heavy restrictions on data centers.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 02/07/2026
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Southern University Human Jukebox 2022 "NECK" in Tiger Stadium
YouTube video by Human Jukebox Media
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not to keep repeating myself, but the problem with the Court is not merely that their decisions are bad, but that their entire self-conception of themselves as the Guardian Council of the USA, with sweeping and arbitrary power to maintain the mos maiorum, is utterly incompatible with a free society
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
midwesterners have the ability to endure both extreme heat and cold that would bring other americans to their knees, at the cost of being relatively homely. but, they’ll remind you with a stumpy finger held high, the key word here is “relatively”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Asked and answered!!
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Rom Reddy is what Scooby Doo says when you ask who his favorite Traveling Wilbury is.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 08/06/2026
Baseball great Reggie Jackson is starting for the Knicks tonight? Huh. Wonder what that's about.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gonna get a lot of use out of this one unfortunately
Same meme as the previous post. The GOP is still excited about stabbing effective government
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m sure the guy who couldn’t book Milli Vanilli will win this war
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Lol. Lmao.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
it would be very difficult to be married to Karen Allen because every time she smiled at you you would have to sit down
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
best part of this clip is when they cut to the lawyer and she's clearly suppressing a giggle
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
if biden had said “reflecting lake” they would have had correspondents interviewing brain scholars in front of the washington monument for 24 hours
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket.
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Guess who hurt their back today🎶
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Trina @dickwolf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The thing about JD isn’t that he isn’t just an evil piece of shit, he’s also a giant fucking dork
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