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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI

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quando pluit, diluviat “the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” BHM born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw @ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense somehow ;] 躺平

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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 30m
I fully believe the two things that would be most impactful in fixing what’s broken in this country are comprehensive campaign finance and tax reform. Everything else is downstream of the money.
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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 2h
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h
MORTY WATCH 2026: surgeon is "very very pleased" with his recovery. He has pep in his step, is inching ever closer to a quality conference with Duce Staley, is starting to show interest in solid food again, and will probably be home by tomorrow where he will be gone off that loud* *gabapentin
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve been stewing about this for days
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h
good morning @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Potato by air
Millennial potato subsidy
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 3h
Good morning @ms8.bsky.social
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 14h
When the Chargers moved to Los Angeles, rights to the "San Diego Super Chargers" song should have transferred to the Padres. Easy enough to change a couple of words.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 16h
MORTY WATCH 2026: they have sent us discharge directions for when he comes home and asked us how much gabapentin we have on hand, so they believe he’s coming home in a couple days. I’ll have it. Thanks, folks. It’s a team sport.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 17h
"The Blood Boys Ain't Workin' Any More"
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 18h
MORTY WATCH 2026: surgery was a success. it was an adrenal tumor, and it had ruptured and was bleeding out, but they got all the pieces out and he did not have any issues in surgery. Now we wait for another 12-24 hours to see how he does in post-op recovery, but so far so good. 🤞🙌
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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 19h
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 20h
I need that clip of Britt and Schmitt realizing in real time how bad they stepped into it with the braying-donkey sounder from the Sports Junkies over it
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 20h
So I was hoping not to have to make this post, but Morty the Corgi is in surgery as we speak to remove...something. It could be an adrenal gland tumor, which if he survives surgery and post-op (85%ish chance!) means he can return to normal quality of life. Otherwise it's probably a vascular tumor,
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 23h
The author of this ill-timed, two-graph beat-sweetener is none other than Axios's co-founder, Jim VandeHei
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 20h
PAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL
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Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 23h
Just three dudes all discovering at the same time they didn’t consider the existence of the state of Iowa.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 29/09/2026
There’s the ad for whoever runs against Schmitt in MO next. Do you really think these people care about women’s sports when they can’t tell the B1G from the men’s NBA?
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/09/2026
Okay, just so we have a record: The Facebook Fake-Out, a record of Meta's tactic of transgressing, getting caught, waiting for things to blow over, and then breaking the rules again. I documented the pattern so we have a link to share for the next time they do it. www.anildash.com/2026/09/29/f...
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The Facebook Fake-out - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 29/09/2026
@glitterburrito.bsky.social happy birthday, coach #RJYH
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Jeremy Bailin @astrobailin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The key: get people to realize the difference between "prosecuting people who are your political enemies regardless whether or not they did something illegal" vs. "prosecuting people who did something illegal whether or not they are your political enemies".
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/09/2026
You will be able to set your watch by the frequency with which Musk sets his minions on people during this case, using their usual tactics of death threats and doxxing. And media will cover none of it.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
Round 8. Pfizer pulls back even with the Anchor Dolly at 4 apiece. 6G coverage is superlative even without the flu add-on. The trick now is to be plausibly incapacitated enough to ditch work and go home by 2. You gotta make modern medicine work for YOU
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve seen people define antisemitism as “anybody who believes in what’s going on in the Middle East is wrong” Another reason why I’m going to hate Netanyahu for as long as I live. The genocidal maniac killed thousands of innocent people, and completely fucked over his own people in the process.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
The smeller's the feller
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
I keep thinking about PJ O’Rourke talking about the Whiffle Life in the context of the drug war of the 80s. He wrote this 35 years ago. This is about Cornell.
My friend's kid didn't need to suffer any consequences, not serious consequences, anyway. After all, addiction is a sickness and he needs treatment. Besides, he's got personal problems and comes from a broken home. It's not like he's a criminal or anything. If he were a criminal, he'd be poorer and darker skinned. 

My friend's kid lives in a well-padded little universe, a world with no sharp edges or hard surfaces. It's the Whiffle Ball again. The kid leads a Whiffle Life, and so does my friend and so do I.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
The only things I am tempted to use AI for: 1) Siri that doesn’t suck (much) on my phone and only on my phone 2) “what’s the regex for a class B IP range of three octets” 3) “CoPilot, read through my Outlook and Teams messages and write a list of accomplishment that will shut my director up”
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
Pace @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and esp. Aunt Stabby, I don't think Vanderbilt has ever looked better than the white helmets, black jerseys with white numbers, and white pants. It's just too damn clean and looks incredible on television. Basic. Simple. The streak-era Goldberg of uniforms.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every thriller and scifi writer in America: "Um, am I in trouble for having this in my Notes for like ten years?"
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
So my nephew the diesel mechanic says Governor Meemaw wants a 120-day pardon for anyone rolling red, “like that’ll help” The 23 year old CDL holders have had enough of this shit RUN THE DAMN BALL
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
DALOLAS
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
September Songs pt3: we went to Seattle in Sept 2021. First trip out of state in eighteen months, first time on a plane since the onset. We were in a hotel by where the monorail meets the South Lake trolley. I saw the Apple event there, I wore my new WFT hat on Sept 11, and it was cool and autumnal
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
Wait the Derps did WHAT
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
TEAK IS OUR KING
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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤖 Alex Pavlovic This needs to be a permanent part of the ballpark:
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
I need a red hat to send to Alabama that says MADE ALL GAS ASTRONOMICAL
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Next door in Silicon Valley @nextdoorsv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sequence of posts that led to this one was a good trip down memory lane of what late 90s early 2000s TV was like (go up 🧵)
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
It is a tale told by a fuckin’ idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am an old man whose music tastes ossified in the mid-90s. If you are preparing music discourse think pieces, please do not mistake my unfamiliarity with any tunes released since then to be a cultural signifier of anything other than my oncoming descent into the grave.
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TLC @tarantical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The real crime is how many of you haven't listened to Drive By Truckers.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
This has not been a great weekend for the Golden Alliance in my family
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
OK what’s the play call for 4th and San Bruno
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
I am not enjoying this weekend of sprots
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
MOTHER SHITTING SON OF AN ASS
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
BOW THE FUCK UP JACKETS
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
DAT MASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
I had forgotten how many times in 9 to 5 that Dolly’s first recourse is “get the strap”
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
Skeleton Crew was actually quite good, I thought…
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
Georgia Tech folks, you have my ax tonight, although the way this weekend has gone you may not want it
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