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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21h
every now and then I meet someone whose whole vibe is gil from the simpsons and they’ll be talking my ears off about something and the whole time I’ll be thinking “damn the simpsons really nailed this type of guy.” but deep down i think everyone’s one bad day away from being a gil. except me
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh shit this wasn’t pope hat was it?
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There should be an H. Jon Benjamin award
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s fat enough to pull it off.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The trickle down economics of free labor at Reagan International Airport.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good thing we just greeted their leader with a Laurel & Hearty handshake.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 10 year olds are WAY better at clocking AI than I am.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@govpritzker.illinois.gov you see this, bro? Your dipshit police are killing your chances in 2028.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dang it. Don’t make me start liking the guy.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That man cooked!
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a Gear Store???
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He allowed the team plane to be used for ICE deportation flights.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Right! My bonus year cost me $6k in the halcyon days of ‘07. Can’t imagine blowing off Econ when it’s the price of a car.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seems like an unfortunate effect of the rising costs of college.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ll never watch it but I can’t wait to read reviews of it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
payton tolle is the most charming man in baseball, exhibit 374
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For my kids’ sake… this is how I wanna go.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Politics aside, her glasses situation was just really off-putting.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The ole “a great lawyer knows the judge” but for cool shit.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m simply asking that two or three NBA owners to hire my firm to clear them of wrongdoing so I can retire with a Falcon 7X.
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Cam @camislike.com · 31/08/2026
Mr Trump I am a Republican political advisor and I am telling you to keep posting this shit
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SEC logo
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That’s right
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No amnesty. No mercy. No fucking plea deals. Nothing but relentless pursuit and vigorous prosecution for every last one of these fucking monsters
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When the deadly poop bug came for salads, I did not fear. Berries? Who cares. But now it comes for our precious jalapeños?!
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is democracy manifest!
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That’s why they call him Bandit.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Legitimately, what the hell is in that briefcase.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
a human thumb like steven cheung calling sen ossoff a "cuck loser" tells me the senator is directly over the target. this is exactly what dems should have been doing for the last decade but they held fire. www.mediaite.com/politics/cuc...
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‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig
White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When Tom Benson died, the fight over the Saints was great. His granddaughter, an heir-apparent who fell from favor, got a handful of car dealerships & a ranch in exchange for buzzing off.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I guarantee it’s a slide to a lower floor, for maximum whimsey.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You don’t see a lot of Carter appointees still on the bench!
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Their trail runners have been great recently. Namely the zegama with vibram soles.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your article fails to mention they’re also very bad at their one job. www.gadgetreview.com/one-in-three...
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One in Three Alerts Wrong: High Error Rates and Data Concerns Force Cities to Drop Flock
Flock Safety license plate cameras are being dropped by 82+ municipalities across 28 states over false alerts, privacy risks, and immigration data fears.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Just an idea: more muscle shirts, less suits”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They were too stupid to understand the source of American hegemony and memed each other into thinking they lived in a failed state because there wasn't enough bravado in our imperialism. Took less than a year to wreck the whole edifice. Incredible
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
his supporters having to see & hear him might even cause a few to become introspective.
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m getting whiffs of a Carlos Ghosn-like escape attempt.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
While driving, waze also alerts you to their precise location. (Which is kind of ironic, I guess.)
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The forlorn look on this hound’s face is from finding out they changed the recipe for Chicken Crispers ™️
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My son, James, used to do that when he was 4.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My subwoofers got stolen in high school. Through word of mouth, I tracked the thief down & boxed his car in as he got off work. He called the cops (his own sister) to negotiate giving them back.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
4 years ago my wife & I got to talking to Culhane at a wedding reception. He said he was moving to NYC for acting and we gave him the most insincere “oh, good for you!” A lesson for me to be less cynical.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh he’s like… jacked?
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He’d be gettin his aas whooped by Maxine Waters
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On instagram he looks very happy in his new Porsche 911 cabriolet.
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Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Expanding on this... he’s real off-putting in conversation. A charisma vacuum (my exposure is limited to a clipped pod cast appearance)
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