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Wellcome. Im existing and I know it.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
35 year olds playing Wilco on vinyl
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what if Jerry Jones made a deal that he can’t die until the Cowboys win another title
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 25th anniversary. youtu.be/34u_3Z9_LUw
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Ben Folds - Rockin' The Suburbs
YouTube video by BenFoldsVEVO
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
First Refofmed sequel where they solve Climate Change with Claude.
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Spent all of One Night Only imagining Conner O’Malley in the Callum Turner role
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/08/2026
can you put the food into a trough that i can eat from without a shirt on
Texas Roadhouse & Olive Garden among chains where diners must make new request
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They say it's against Zeus's Law to eat all of Odysseus's food and try to fuck his wife. ...But I see a lotta lawwwbreakers in the banquet hall tonight
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Avoiding spoilers for *checks notes* a woke adaptation of a *checks again* poem from over 2 thousand years ago.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i was prank called by Mitch McConnell today. he adopted an offensive Indian accent to disguise his voice and began to insist that my daughter had kicked his dog, then verbally abused me when i denied this
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmao here's the goal from Freese's perspective, courtesy of the BBC's 3D World Cup thing
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jim Morrison plays the rest of the lads his demo for The End:
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/07/2026
i can’t stop laughing at this
SALUTE TO AMERICA

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Where are TMZ’s photos of people watching the Argentina-Cape Verde match on their phones during the wedding?
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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guy scores a game clinching goal and the call is “his dad is not a part of his life”. Cool, good shit man
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The coach didn’t get a red card because the intent wasn’t there.
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's 'Dying Tickles'
ALT: The Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's 'Dying Tickles'
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Image macro of Patrick from SpongeBob wearing jeans and a wifebeater leaning while shooting lasers from his eyes. The text says:

"You wore that shirt yesterday"

Guess what mf

There's this thing called an airfryer
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Ben Bertoli 🫜 @radishgames.com · 11/06/2026
Is Paul Bunyan a kaiju?
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I can only read it in this voice.
Patti Harrison from the Shark Tank sketch on I Think You Should Leave
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t blame me, I voted for this guy.
A wobb, a weird little guy with antennae.
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falco @shitrock.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JszL...
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mclusky - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Homer’s drunk postcard to Marge
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
get ready for eraserhead baby summer
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Consequence Hater @manbrother.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Some of these NYT voter profiles are hard to believe
Connor, 39, New York, white, independent, self-employed.

"I thought I was helping us get back to Ireland. I thought, hey, maybe this guy will get us a big boat and put us all on it and we could go back. But he doesn't seem to care much about Irish Zionism."
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Me, holding a vape pen and swirling it like a sommelier at a tasting: One ticket to fight club.
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Rich Condon @richcondon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’d never thought to use primary sources for historical research. Very cool.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 20/02/2026
RFK Jr. And Kid Rock from the workout video. Kid Rock is doing pushups and RFK is on exercise bike in sauna. They have Abe Lincoln beards and top hats. Music video captions in bottom left corner. "Gay Bar, Electric Six, Fire."
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Alan Zilberman @alanzilberman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One Battle After Another (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025).
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/02/2026
hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/01/2026
(day 5 of it being freezing outside) ohh thats why u guys are plastered all the time
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
the texans defense is unstoppable, this is their year! CJ Stroud:
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I like Romo for the Bills-Broncos game cause the quarterback could be dangling keys while holding football behind their back and Romo would say “Wow what a wild play. Perfect play call.”
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana now has more interceptions in this game than the Jets this season. That’s a fun fact.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
the laziest possible photoshop rendering jar jar binks as batman
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Bryce Young is about to start dressing like a pokemon gym leader
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
Friggin bonies!
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
hold on could get dumber
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Every game involving the NFC South this year
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/12/2025
Drake Maye has so much time to throw that Fountains of Wayne is going to have to write a new song.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
yes i believe daniel craig’s character in knives out is named knives out. move past it
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Everything Goes Dumb @goesdumb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
That’s called an “oopsies” tie
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
raise hebulba praise sebulba
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