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jade

@saji.bsky.social
1.7K followers 65 following 59 posts

annoying music girl (core tenant, kolladderall, yung randstei, blonk-169, plastic bags for helmets, △$$₢△кк, bei mcdonalds am schalter, etc etc) she/it

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 26/09/2026
okay schwiiz, halt stopp! passed uuf @saji.bsky.social, knoggi und ich bringed euch fast 2 stunde geile schwiizerdütsche content!!! mir wüssed alli es gid viel schlechti schwiizer musig, aber just how bad could it get? youtu.be/Mwyo-W4XZcA
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Schlechteste Schweizer Songs Bracket (feat. nyancrimew & Knoggi)
YouTube video by randstei
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Umriss @umriss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
horny slenderman be like suck my eight cocks
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Umriss @umriss.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Playing a show in St. Gallen, Switzerland with @saji.bsky.social's band Plastic Bags For Helmets and isn't it funny at the end of August. @crimew.gay will be DJing afterwards. Pull uppppp
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/07/2026
this invention will revolutionize the appenzell innerrhoden economy
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i am becoming the worlds greatest slovenaboo
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
huge development
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/05/2026
Buy tickets for the last show from Kolladderall, supported by Deep Fried Galaxy and FiggdiSam with an afterparty by me and LIV. On the 22. of May at flon. www.petzi.ch/en/events/63...
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
movie producer girlfriend: i can fix him in post
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
trvthnvke vs lying baby
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
who up 2stepping
spoof of Sunships "Is It Real" album cover, saying "¢hat" instead of "$unship"
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
@adamchase.bsky.social
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
happy to have made a remix for this ! have a listen, there's so much awesome stuff on here !!!
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
OVERTON™ the window bender
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
did you know that dachs is just one guy
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emma 🧦 @spemma.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
black metal drag queens be like TRVE KVNT
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
8/11 was good
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
straight edge mission across burning man
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gup; @gup.city · 27/06/2025
song so good i had to become a react streamer www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbdr...
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REACTING TO "YALL DONT SHOP AT MIGROLINO LIKE WE DO"
YouTube video by josa
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
the markiplier of ideas
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 27/06/2025
they're calling it anything from "too european" to "PEAK", but yall still dont shop at migrolino like @saji.bsky.social, @sioda.ie, @jess.dyke.city, @nylaisntreal.bsky.social, @versary.town and me. SONG OUT NOW EVERYWHERE ffm.to/migrolino
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
bald people more like balls people lmao
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/06/2025
the weather report is in: HEAT is dropping this friday!
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
welcome to my essay about the politics of preheating the oven
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
lebron james /tttt/ browsing sister be like LeHon Jane
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
at the theyrave getting nonbinary with it
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
here's what the stock market has taught me about using public toilets
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emma 🧦 @spemma.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
my love language is eating your food and also hurting you both physically and mentally
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I LOVE GROK N ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER PROMPT IN THE CHATBOX BABY
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 08/05/2025
balenciaga x @saji.bsky.social summer 2025 NEWPORT collection
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
boutta rub this shit all over my face
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
this new type of communism is really going to disrupt the capitalism industry
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
für schlandbrugg #MinecraftTheMovie
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
ouppy gangnam style
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
i got 99 cents but in dolars that aint one hit me
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 09/02/2025
this is fascism
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
few things are as euphoric as getting called madame by the döner guy on days where i look disheveled and think i dont pass
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
avant-garde après-ski
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emma 🧦 @spemma.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
as rick ross awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his new bugatti into a gigantic insect
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
im like a big guy smoked a big beer
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
why does boiling oil look so inviting mmmmbubblebath,,,
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
girl shake that lovey dovey
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
this is how longer money would get as speaker get louder car get faster
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
CAN YOU FIX MY MARRIAGE CAN YOU FUCK CAN YOU FUCK MY WIII-III-III-III-III-IIFE
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
whats with these tgirls rizzing my girl why do they gotta frot
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
ཉཱ
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
hot take: if i had to choose between flammekueche and pizza disappearing forever i would yeet the pizza with little hesitation
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
they should add another section next to the What's hot tab that's just Transgender Breasts
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
i may not be the first at all but can i still be the fastest girl to post boob on bluesky
jade mirror selfie. it has boob !!!
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
logged in and the sky is still gray im suing
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