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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me @ the @nqatpod.bsky.social in light of today's hilarious news
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Chloe Wakes Sleepy Head
ALT: Chloe Wakes Sleepy Head
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 10/08/2026
Dr Fauci made mistakes. But his persecution is a travesty | Margaret Sullivan
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Dr Fauci made mistakes. But his persecution is a travesty | Margaret Sullivan
It’s easy to second-guess decisions made during the pandemic. That doesn’t justify the Republicans’ politicized response
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social I have seen about 8 different outlets running with Alti-Jude today. I suspect this is how whoever coined the term Brexit felt. But hoping you managed to somehow monetize it and are swimming in a scrooge mcduck style moneypool
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”
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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Who wore it best ?
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@nqatpod.bsky.social a large drive in the rain beckons! Any hope of a tactics pod today?
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social ah cmon
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Just one more article written and paid for by the "Big Funeral Home" lobby
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
God forbid a man have a hobby
A man with gurren Lagann sunglasses and a beany stares ominously onward. As if he can smell feet from many miles
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I do love a piss-poor acronym.
A sign advertising karate with the acronym:

Kids
Adults
Real
Anti Abduction
(Nothing for T)
Everyone
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The Journal @thejournal.ie · 25/06/2025
A meme of US Vice President JD Vance depicted as a baby was held up in the Dáil today by Labour leader Ivana Bacik. jrnl.ie/6743403t
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Ivana Bacik holds up meme of bald baby JD Vance in the Dáil
Bacik said the meme was “amusing” and that the US clampdown on visa’s is “authoritarian”.
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Eddie Mair @eddiemair.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is the last thing the BBC needs
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I dunno, frankly insane that we were bullied into silence about a genocide and I don’t think we should be bullied into silence about the same state actors bombing a new population of civilians and starting a major world war
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I've just found out my 23 year old colleague thought Mick Jagger was called McJagger
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Alcaraz. Saved 3 championship points. 5 and a half hours later wins the French Open. Absolutely incredible. He's a robot
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
@nataliaantonova.bsky.social
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 06/06/2025
did i just have a stroke
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The amount of cum this generated out of David is unmeasurable
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/06/2025
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Neighbour put up on the roads whatsapp if anyone wants a free Charli XCX ticket and I said it depends if its gonna be a brat summer. He's 67
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 02/06/2025
Israeli strikes on Gaza schools used as civilian shelters part of deliberate strategy, say sources
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Israeli strikes on Gaza schools used as civilian shelters part of deliberate strategy, say sources
Exclusive: More schools identified as targets after controls on IDF action against Hamas operatives at civilian sites loosened A series of recent deadly airstrikes on school buildings sheltering displaced people in Gaza were part of a deliberate Israeli military bombing strategy, with further schools identified as targets, the Guardian has learned. At least six school buildings have been struck, reportedly killing more than 120 people, in recent months as part of a targeting effort by the Israeli military. Continue reading...
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Messenger: "Sir......its Humpty. He's fallen from the wall and appears near fatally injured. Can you help?" The King: "I shall send all of my horses" Messenger: "my lord?" The King: "Men. I shall send all of my men"
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
RFK drinking what may be cum.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
MARIO: what is friend in french luigi LUIGI: it’s amie mario
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
If i was in Severance I would rawdog laxatives and viagra every night so my innie would just think thats how the human body works
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Ever since I can remember I've wanted to spank and bite big asses
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The best photograph I have ever taken of a dog.
Honest truth: I thought I was just taking a pic of an estuary through a hole in a tree. It was only when I got home and looked at my camera roll that I spotted the dog. I instantly remembered seeing him during the walk. He was a right twat.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/05/2025
‘One of the most heartbreaking tragedies’: Gaza doctor’s last goodbye before nine children killed in airstrike
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‘One of the most heartbreaking tragedies’: Gaza doctor’s last goodbye before nine children killed in airstrike
Dr Alaa al-Najjar was at work when Israeli strike destroyed her home, leaving one son and her husband as survivors In the early hours of Friday, as she did every day, Dr Alaa al-Najjar said goodbye to her 10 children before leaving the house. The youngest, Sayden, six months old, was still sleeping. And like every day, with war raging in Gaza and Israeli strikes landing just metres from her neighbourhood in Khan Younis, Najjar worried about leaving them at home without her. But Najjar, 35, had little choice. One of Gaza’s dwindling number of medics, a respected paediatrician at the Nasser medical complex, she had to go to work to care for injured babies who had barely survived Israeli attacks. She could never have imagined that that farewell to her family would be her last. Continue reading...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Beavis beside a tombstone that says HERE LIES POPE FRANCIS HE NEVER SCORED
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
frogly ugglo @lemmyadam_
(Guy who has only seen Les Miserables and Aladdin watching a
third movie) When does he steal the bread?
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 19/01/2025
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
‘Oh, we’re a kingdom in the desert!’ BRAAAM ‘We didn’t kill that guy!’ BRAAAM ‘The thing with the bonesaws, remember? Nothing to do with us!’ BRAAAM
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
sorry i did jazz hands when you took off your bra
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
No fuckin about in Louth hai
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg has the integrity of a nature valley bar
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
😭what
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
[watching a sex scene with my parents] You guys ever try that?
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You will be visited by three spirits
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I love Kieran Culkin laying into astrology for no reason whatsoever 😂😂
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
So much science history reads like this: ‘A vicar by profession, he performed his experiments in the garden shed. It was there, after blowing up three of his children while trying to invent invisible shoes, that he accidentally discovered nitrogen.’
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Was asked to leave 'Burlesque' early because my crying was "bumming out the other cinema goers" (and staff)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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goddammitbrian @goddammitbrian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Pronouncing it like a Dad showing off and embarrassing his kids ordering 'car-a-bon-ar-a'
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thinkwert @Thinkwert
Don't be afraid, little buddy. We won't hurt you. Come on out of there, little guy.

(Photo of truck stuck in a tunnel with posture that looks like a scared cat or puppy)
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