Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 22hMy first day administering lethal injections is going well lads 👦 000
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The first rule of Diesel robbing club is don't grass yourself up to the po po 🙄 140
Reposted by Dickwith2dogsOonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can tell when an area has been gentrified, because the stolen cars stop doing doughnuts and start doing a trio of deconstructed artisanal mini desserts. 1348
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026" I didn't get where I am today by triggering national Cobra meetings with attempted diesel heists!" 010
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Said it before and I'll say it again but the Big Brother theme tune is an absolute banger 👌 🔥 100
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026She's a 10 but she won't stop clipping her toenails on the bus and it keeps landing in my cup-a-soup 😩 140
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cant believe I just had to go all the way to France then come here in a dinghy to get handed my free oasis code and 4 council houses ! 😤 010
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Man city should be made to play in their pants for 1 season like when you forget your P.E. Kit at school 👍#mancity 140
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ive taken some pictures of my feet if anyone wants to buy them ? £5 colour pics ( both feet) £2 black & white ( 1 foot) No timewasters or perverts please 🙏 352
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anal grannies 16: Shopping trollies in the streets, Spontaneous combustion in the sheets ! 000
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You never see any of these new so called nans spontaneously combusting anymore like they used to they're all too woke presumably! 😩😤💥 000
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtu.be/TvnYmWpD_T8?... really a prince fan but the extended ending on purple rain is some next level bollocks 🫡youtu.bePrince - Purple Rain (Official Video)YouTube video by The Codfather 020
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Remember when we all had this picture hanging up in our living rooms in the 80's ha ha what were we like eh ! 0143
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oxide AND nutrino ! Why monsieur you are really spoiling us #totp 120
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They're very well turned out but I'm afraid the song is dogshit #totp 021
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have no recollection or opinion on this song whatsoever #totp 010
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you look closely you'll see yours truly as one of the dancers who helped Fragma reach no 1 👍 #totp 210
Reposted by Dickwith2dogssweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026plumber: i need to you lock your dog away i don’t want to get bit said dog: 2526131
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just had some nice Flapjack washed down with a lovely glass of cold milk 😋 #flapjack #milk 110
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've reduced the microplastics in my balls by 50% by using this 17 step method. Keep reading because you won't believe no 12 ! 020
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 25/09/2026" You ok babes ? You've hardly worn your there'll be no second affair under my watch sweater?" 020
Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Toddlers 3 seconds after their parents have told them not to stare at disfigured people out in public. 0113
