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Ellen

@flounge-girl.bsky.social
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Huge fan of free will

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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 11h
For my thousandth post I am just going to say two simple words an that’s “James Spader”
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 22h
don't worry about it
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Tara Flynn @taraflynnirl.bsky.social · 13h
Nothing between me and bed now but my seven step skincare routine: Cleanse, tone, moisturise, denial, anger, bargaining and reluctant acceptance.
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 11h
Hate when my phone tells me to clean my camera, fuck u
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 12h
Having a bob does make you 20% eviler
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 13h
Nothing chills the blood like couples content about arguments where both people are talking to the camera about attachement styles or whatever …pull the plug
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The Foggy Jew @hmcevansoneya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just think it's kind of tiresome how, in a country with incredibly weak unions and industrial relations legislation, the government are trying to act wounded and outraged that unions are doing literally the only thing they can do to exercise leverage
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 13h
There’s something medically wrong with people who think they have to be able to root for a character to enjoy media
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14h
What if Freddie wasn't a dream-traveling pedophile nightmare monster with knives for fingers, but a nice man who takes his daughter to the movies
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 13h
This is how it feels to pick an ice cream flavour
Parker Posey sitting in a chair fabulously
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Vallery Lancey @isthelaststop.com · 09/10/2026
Does Shake Shack run trains, Michael?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 19h
Kendall Roy would absolutely have AI psychosis
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Mojito Fiend @ronronzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time a government politician is asked about the strike, they manage to be extremely condescending. There is absolutely grounds for strike action. We’ve been without a pay deal since the end of JUNE.
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me listening to Jeff Buckley having the complete time of my life
A sad girl lying down by the edge of a swimming pool with her hand in the water
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think there is a better EP out there than the extended Club Shy by Shygirl. It is…just perfection
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes I worry that bc of all the t shirts that the children are forgetting how much Nirvana truly rock crazy style
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 09/10/2026
Now I've heard there was a secret chord That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you dont really care for music, do you? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor falls, the major lifts The baffled king composing Despacito Despacito Despacito Despacito
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s crazy how good I am at my Eddie Vedder impression
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Huh
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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punky boobster 🌈🌵☀️ @bustybruiser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[sex workers staring straight into the camera]
screenshot of my post from april 2025: "probably a bad thing that rage bait and fetish content have become indistinguishable, eh?"
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thinking about Stephen Malkmus….rizz king
Stephen Malkmus looking absolutely drop dead gorgeous
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Male model in democratic socialists Medicare for all blouse
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They decry bisexuals because they fear us
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NIAMH @falldogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FKA TWIGS
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Googling red light mask for brain
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Throwing ass to Autumn Sweater
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The idea of a pristine wilderness untouched by man is a myth and folly. The ecological devastation of Colonialism and it's extractionary nature can never be overstated.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
@TotesLiz
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
diane arbys @maladjustedmilk. 1d
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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Gwen @ionceposted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ireland First Class Citizen type: Greyhound torture enthusiast Plant Hire CEO who would pass a lie detector test if the question was "who is the most persecuted person in the world" and they answered "me"
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have listened to Bump It by Erykah Badu 20 times in 3 days is this okay or do I need to go doctor
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I honestly feel so thrilled to not have kids it is actually incredible hehehehehehehe
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More and more over time i am adopting the ethos of the Liam Lynch song “United States of Whatever”
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think "bootlicker" covers the degree to which some people try to flatter those in power these days. There's some straight up bootsucking going on.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Ellison just dragged the animaniacs out of the water tower and shot them dead right there in the middle of the street
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Darren Keane (Mr. K) @kallgeese.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Couples need to stop walking beside each other if there’s no room…I don’t care that u are in love. Move!!!
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’re putting on Pink Pony Club in a party setting with adults I am Killing Myself so everyone is trauma bonded together ok
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love how stressed out tech founders are about not having charisma
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just recalled a time when I was dancing in the club and a guy I knew at the time was like “who are you dancing for” and I was like ehhh myself you big freak?? Who else
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People talking about how hard it is to not shop on Amazon, your ancestors ground their own flour please spare me
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Been saying this for years
A news article list item that says: 4. Get Clever With Beef
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I should be allowed throw a pint at one person. They deserve it!!
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 04/10/2026
this is what i am always trying to explain. when i do a boycott or attend a protest, people say "this won't change anything" that's not the point! the point is we have one choice, at any moment, what WE do with our body, speech, mind. that's what you change in the universe, what yOU do. it matters
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whatever your feelings towards the pope, it is very funny to think saying "no one elected you" is a big gotcha to a fella whose election was a massive big deal to a whole global religion and beyond
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This really made me laugh
A screenshot from Reddit:

r/grunge
How do you feel about Dave Grohl? Any thoughts or opinions?
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s a lot to be said for the song “Cherub Rock” guys
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