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Ryhan from Jortscenter

@ryhanbeard.bsky.social
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Pansexual dweeb in the DMV who's enthusiastic about comics, horror, & rasslin'. Co-host of the Jortscenter podcast. I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it. linktr.ee/jortscenter

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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 9h
The newest episode about Dark Side of the Cage is…interesting, to say the least. Nice to see Brett Okamoto. Groaned seeing Dillon Danis show up. Honestly forgot Ali Abdelaziz was still around. They skirt through how Conor ruined UFC 223 & tarnished his reputation (+ how he gave Rose Namajunas PTSD).
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 22h
For all of the people who have piled on Alvarez (and I understand why), he had a very good and passionate plea for them to not air against the tribute show.
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WWE, please don't go head-to-head with the PAC tribute show | Wrestling Observer Live
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without this game you don’t have Marvel vs Capcom (especially since Akuma is a secret character in here). Also, this + its follow-up (MSH) helped cement Psylocke as one of my forever “mains” in a Capcom fighter. She’s so much fun to use.
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X Men Children Of The Atom
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I booked a 4★ show, think you can book five stars? 4★ · STRONG SHOW · Viper def. Kairi Sane, DASH Chisako, Lena Kross (side note: I'm glad I got to book @rjcity.bsky.social, hope he isn't mad about me booking him against Scott Norton)
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5 Star Booker: 4★ STRONG SHOW
A booker scored 19½★ on this board. Beat it.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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Rosie 👻 @fatal-envy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tribute from Ciampa. Yeah, Pac was a unicorn. A crazy unicorn bastard
Ciampa's tribute to Pac
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In absolute shock. PAC was one of my favourite people to watch, and clearly from the tributes coming from people who knew him, his in ring ability paled in comparison to who he was as a person. RIP. Absolutely a generational wrestler. Way too fucking young.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone please tell me this isn’t real. I feel sick right now.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
The reveal of the Andy Williams statue and bench at Gratwick-Riverside Park in North Tonawanda was the first thing to break me so far. "So if you ever want to get a hug from Andy Williams, you can go to Gratwick Park and get a hug from Andy Williams."
ANDY WILLIAMS
LIFELIKE STATUE&
BENCH MEMORIAL
MR. WILLIAMS
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RIVERSIDE PARK
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
The Andy Williams Celebration of Life is starting momentarily. www.youtube.com/live/LzUsFji...
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Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WrestleSky
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Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That match fucked. IRL couples having real chemistry in the ring is always a plus. #MysteryWrestling29andaHalf #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WrestleSky #MysteryWrestling29andahalf
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could they not have gotten Whang to pop on to the Buy In again? #AEWAllOut #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Officially done with the pet food industry forever. I had a good run that lasted far longer than it should have considering how it destroyed me mentally and physically (and it was causing anhedonia and burnout). I have to work on myself and see what the next chapter brings. I’m gonna be 41 soon.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bold choice to use ForgetMeNot but let them cook I guess
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Them spelling “irresistible” two different ways LMAO
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder is a good egg. (Gotta remind myself to watch “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” when it drops)
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TK knows ball
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Larry David Says 'Pretty Pretty Good'
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 24/09/2026
WWE is officially the Nazi wrestling promotion now. See your favorite weekly matches involving wrestlers scared for their jobs alongside all of the finest Nick Fuentes videos!
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WWE’s ‘Main Event’ to Move From YouTube to Rumble (EXCLUSIVE)
The WWE series "Main Event" is heading to video platform Rumble, Variety has learned exclusively.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was dangerously close to not being censored there, hahahaha. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Gabe Kidd in anyone’s boy stable @v1-osw.bsky.social @oswreview.bsky.social #WrestleSky
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Stick (Bastard Forever) 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🩸 @diflas-iawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bubba Dudley is punching the air in anger because he wants to rant about it on Busted Open but can't because they can't talk about AEW any more. #AEWDynamite
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Handlebar-Orion X.🟦ᴺᵉʳᵈʸ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵠᵘᵃᵈʳᵒᵒⁿ ʲᵉʷ @handlebarorionx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@maffewgregg.bsky.social #AEWDynamite
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gamer Rages at Computer
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Woke up to watch this again like, 7 more times.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm ascending. Incredible.
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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Infest - Nazi Killer
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This reminds me that I still haven’t watched Heated Rivalry
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Tilly Norwood has passed away
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This one really sucks. I finally got watched POTP for the first time a couple of years ago and it RULES. Loved him as Franklin Sherman in “The Critic” as well. R.I.P.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I booked a 6★ show, think you can book five stars? 6★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC (side note: wonder if there's ever been talks about bringing Calvin Tankman to AEW or ROH as a "heavy" for someone).
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5 Star Booker: 6★ FIVE-STAR CLASSIC
A booker scored 29¾★ on this board. Beat it.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I booked a 5¾★ show, think you can book five stars? 5¾★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC · Thekla def. Starlight Kid, Reyna Isis, Molly Holly 🤼
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5 Star Booker: 5¾★ FIVE-STAR CLASSIC
A booker scored 28½★ on this board. Beat it.
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nina matsumoto 🌸 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
….Jackson Goonrey is their real name? That’s…unfortunate.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw this elsewhere, lmao #wrestlesky
Samoa Joe walking away from a dive but the dive-ee is labeled 'Ed Sheeran' and Joe is labelled 'his support acts & backing band.'
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really wish Nyla was back on AEW TV. I know there’s only so much TV and the roster is LOADED. But she’s underrated between the ropes and brings a dynamic they don’t have in the division. And she’s actually funny. Not “wrestling funny”. You need someone like that.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ellen Aim and the Attackers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good afternoon (or morning if you’re on the west coast), Ed Sheeran is a coward ass motherfucker.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore has been dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour for advocating for a free Palestine, which a growing majority of Americans support. Meanwhile unrepentant abuser Chris Brown was just presented with a congressional honor on his tour
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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