Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The liminal space of buying the same IKEA coffee table for the second time 030
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025OMG THE WAY KENDRICK LOOKED IN THE CAMERA WHEN HE SAID SAY DRAKE 211712
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Bible based education, but only the slutty parts 031
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinefrankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social · 31/12/2024[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing 4387156
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/01/2025a cigarette would smoke you if it could 87815
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineCallalily @callalily57.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I saw someone saying that the point of Rocky Horror was that "we're supposed to laugh at the freaks," unlike modern media that "glamorizes the freaks," and I don't think I've ever seen anyone misunderstand a piece of media that badly. 1348836
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water 191052160
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineMidge @midge.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night 1534862
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My friend likes it and she’s gay so she knows a thing or two 010
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Being on the west coast sucks bc who can you even cry on the phone to everyone’s asleep 020
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/12/2024It's wonderful x.com/i/grok/share... 47418
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I think if you yell loudly and point your finger at your neighbor that might send a different message 010
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I like filling my feed with silly shitposts (it’s best if you vet and follow people you specifically think are funny) go.bsky.app/K6wFm2p 110
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Listening to your neighbors fucking hoping the ceiling strong enough 020
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Perhaps it was destiny that we would come to this 020
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Eating food is a sign of being alive. Be alive with food 030
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork 1334459333
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024As someone who is not Irish I am eternally grateful 000
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Yes, good ball game game, ballers (drunk) 010
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Turkey is bad and we shouldn’t cook it on Thanksgiving. Debate me 010
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/11/2024just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president 201209265
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/02/2024There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves 38720106
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I bet being colonized feels really good for the petri dish 041
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I would be scared to call a leftist a liberal 000
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024has a furby recording ever been admitted as evidence 031
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machineceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2024surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise 522532514
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 25/05/2023ME: Everyone has a soul and since souls are actually ghosts, technically we're all haunted ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up 6543119
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machinepapa juice man @papajuiceman.com · 22/11/2024donkey kong honkey dong 032
Reposted by Ghost vs. Machine;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Fuck, marry, kill: screaming, crying, throwing up 918550
Reposted by Ghost vs. MachineElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23/11/2024trying to lead a life of quiet desperation but I just can't seem to shut up 421839
Ghost vs. Machine @ghostmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Why is it that these people can’t make puppet eyes that don’t look haunted 000
