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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 4h

@darkhorsedirect.bsky.social I would love to wear a garment with either a DarkHorse logo, or the celebratory 40yr one. I cannot find such a thing. Do they exist?

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 4h

AOC should run for President and convert this into the Office of Butlerian Jihad

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22h

this looks like ron swanson lost a devastating bet

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22h

On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home

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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 23h

Do you think this is a case of nominative determinism

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 23h

What if he fell asleep in his chair and then didn't wake up? How long before someone checks on him with a little whappitybap to the back of his head?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Articles about athletes in legal trouble are great bc they always feel the need to include the guy's stats after describing the allegations. "Smith was arrested for punching his gf in the face. He allegedly kicked her a few times, too. Smith has rushed for over 8,000 career yards and 73 touchdowns."

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want him to fall down a flight of stairs, on live television. Ideally today.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That sound you hear, is every fraternity trying to hire a crisis-management PR firm at the same time.

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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tomorrow's front page 📰 New satellite pictures lay bare Israel's destruction of Gaza

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hope whatever civil engineering firm lands this RFP is haunted at night by visions of the cyclists they'll be killing. I hope their iron ring they were given at graduation when they took an oath to the public starts to itch and weigh on their finger like an anchor.

What is certain, however, is that a vast sum of our money will be wasted, countless Torontonians will find themselves profoundly inconvenienced for extended periods, and, eventually, a cyclist will get struck by a car. But at least the congestion will be worse.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

SPOILER: the tool is not a sweeping criminal case, ending in a huge prison term

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The technology to create autonomous weapons is all over, and it can't be uninvented. We must set the rule that the person who switches on a machine designed to kill people is responsible for its killings, the same way a person who pulls a trigger is responsible for what their bullet does.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Tim Shea @gingerjet.net · 27/09/2026

How about golf courses? Swimming pools? Corn used for ethanol? Cows? Until data centers came along no one seemed to care about water at all.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The scissor for opening soft-boiled eggs.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026

The before and after it's even more haunting.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

pervert tamagochi

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Founder PayPal” is like being the CEO of LunchMoney Enterprises, a subsidiary of Bullying PLC.

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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Panda doing crimes because they’ve got diplomatic immunity.

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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Two China state visits 10 years apart 👇

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Increasingly annoyed by the follow-up question, "iced?" after giving my coffee order. No. Not iced. Coffee is a hot drink and "iced" is an exception just like "with cream"

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I like my men how I like my ponytail. High as fuck and touching my butt.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People really need to go back to the original Jurassic Park and look at the rather disturbing ways in which InGen's management of it now looks prescient

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's it. Drive a nail into every screen. Live entertainment only.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Reader, Belarus does not have the port capacity. In fact, Belarusian potash is landlocked and would need to ship through Russian ports.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/09/2026

Remember, piracy is wrong and illegal and unethical. And very hard. It's so hard to do, it's not like there's something called qBittortent and websites like you and pirate bay clones that will give you access to everything for free. And again, if it WAS easy, it's wrong, and you shouldn't do it.

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Alt: Agatha from Agatha all along winks and grins

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*on set* PA: REACHER NEEDS HIS GRABBER WHO HAS THE GRABBER

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Must be getting hard to find a Russian girlfriend in Riyadh these days.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have an unopened box of condoms from 2017 is how it’s going.

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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

anyway its a bit amusing that trump and bibi went all in on regime change and may both lose their regimes before iran does

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At last, honesty from bankers. "The market no longer works"

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 19/06/2025

"haha don't worry, it's actually an Iron Cross from the *Clone* Wars, not the Galactic Civil War — which, by the way, there are a lot of misconceptions about..."

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/06/2025

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

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TACO Grande @44billionregrets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

EU picks up a grinder with great Compete Level at the trade deadline who anchors the 3rd line; goes on a Cup run

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