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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 6h

He-Man in one hand, Darth Vader in the other. "Now this corporate media merger is complete!" {smooching noises}

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 7h

I like you so much I won’t even correct you when you’re doing my dog’s voice wrong.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sounds like the behaviour of a very good Friend.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What is "Waiting For Sandy Feathers"

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Didn't die OF pedophilia; died WITH pedophilia

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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026

Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.

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Dan Cassino @dancassino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

NYT really asking the important questions. What would Benjamin Disraeli think about the Eras Tour? What would Virgina Woolf say about cryptocurrency? Does Philip the Navigator have a favorite chocolate chip cookie recipe?

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Veronica 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 🇨🇦 🍁 🇸🇪 🇵🇷 @vero1986.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This shit doesn’t happen in France and I’ll tell you why: the rich went too far and they cut all their heads off , when the rich get above themselves, the French just stop working and everyone remembers who actually holds the real power. Use your power. They don’t let you have unions for a reason.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I want to make a million people laugh at the same time

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ugh! That company are such cock-blocking death wizards. Groan.

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Happy-go-Loki. @twainspatriot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

America’s sorting-hat seems to be who read Steinbeck at 13, who read Ayn Rand, who read Tolkien, and who read not-much-at-all

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money

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Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks @wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My daughter, 24, put ‘educated before AI’ on her CV. The kids already know this.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@darkhorsedirect.bsky.social I would love to wear a garment with either a DarkHorse logo, or the celebratory 40yr one. I cannot find such a thing. Do they exist?

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AOC should run for President and convert this into the Office of Butlerian Jihad

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this looks like ron swanson lost a devastating bet

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"In fact -- what's that behind your ear?! Can you believe ?! This is a •lucky* anti-woke gelcap!"

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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do you think this is a case of nominative determinism

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What if he fell asleep in his chair and then didn't wake up? How long before someone checks on him with a little whappitybap to the back of his head?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"gdb" is a pretty embarrassing signature

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Articles about athletes in legal trouble are great bc they always feel the need to include the guy's stats after describing the allegations. "Smith was arrested for punching his gf in the face. He allegedly kicked her a few times, too. Smith has rushed for over 8,000 career yards and 73 touchdowns."

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want him to fall down a flight of stairs, on live television. Ideally today.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That sound you hear, is every fraternity trying to hire a crisis-management PR firm at the same time.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

57 members of a fraternity. The purpose of fraternities is to bring together rich guys who are going to do crimes together for the rest of their lives.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Nothing matters but 'the weekend', from a Tuesday point-of-view" Should have a devoted page of the Canadian passport

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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tomorrow's front page 📰 New satellite pictures lay bare Israel's destruction of Gaza

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

{ahem} Riker would bang-love-to that lizard lady

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hope whatever civil engineering firm lands this RFP is haunted at night by visions of the cyclists they'll be killing. I hope their iron ring they were given at graduation when they took an oath to the public starts to itch and weigh on their finger like an anchor.

What is certain, however, is that a vast sum of our money will be wasted, countless Torontonians will find themselves profoundly inconvenienced for extended periods, and, eventually, a cyclist will get struck by a car. But at least the congestion will be worse.

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

SPOILER: the tool is not a sweeping criminal case, ending in a huge prison term

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The technology to create autonomous weapons is all over, and it can't be uninvented. We must set the rule that the person who switches on a machine designed to kill people is responsible for its killings, the same way a person who pulls a trigger is responsible for what their bullet does.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Tim Shea @gingerjet.net · 27/09/2026

How about golf courses? Swimming pools? Corn used for ethanol? Cows? Until data centers came along no one seemed to care about water at all.

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