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Mike Wood

@funnyonceaday.bsky.social
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Comedian. Beekeeper. Mathdork. 🇨🇦 YouTube "Mike Wood:Under-Represented"

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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era
Me. Suited & booted on a rooftop in NYC, July 2010
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Dangit. That's gotta be a typo, because there's a baseball card for Dick SucH
Baseball card: Dick Such SENATORS pitcher
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.
Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart, Geddy Lee
Band members of RUSH, voted most likely to find new life & new civilisations.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I do love chuckle-worthy construction hoardings
Construction workers wearing fluo vests and hardhats, holding a banner reading "BUTTCON" without an ounce of self-awareness
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Louis Tully is my favourite Sith Lord
Actor Rick Moranis, playing Louis Tully in the movie Ghostbusters (1985). Character is wearing a contraption on his head.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you want to use the Bald Eagle, the other animal should be a Beaver. But if you're killing a Canada Goose, the other animal should be a Bald Man.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I watched Alien at such an impressionable age, my Madonna-Whore Complex includes a third: Badass
Sigourney Weaver and Jonesy the cat on set of the film 'Alien' (1979)
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Marvel villain Red Skull, doing his very best Stephen Miller impression.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#HODL
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Still the greatest player ever. No longer a Canadian hero. Maybe even no longer truly Canadian. I got $1500 for traitor's rookie.
My Wayne Gretzky rookie card. Once precious and treasured; now sold.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Paperback cover of "A Canticle For Leibowitz": a monk, a rocket ship, and a mushroom cloud
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Face-peeling plastic surgery scene from Star Trek: Insurrection
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ah yes. A new benchmark for innovating in tokenisation. Naturally.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Point Break (2025)
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You're telling me about this. I'm hearing this for the first time.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The full circular circle, from "jerk" to "firing"
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What's your sign? (the coyote's name is "Wildfire")
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
And what of the writers, the thinkers, and the pundits who cannot separate the great crime of Kirk's death from the malignancy of his public life? Can they truly be so ignorant to the words of a man they have so rushed to memorialize? I don't know. But the most telling detail in Klein's column was that, for all his praise, there was not a single word in the piece from Kirk himself.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Officials Have Asked Headline Editors To Resist "Funicular" Wordplay At This Time
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
In my brain, every single RFK Jr. photograph maps to this guy
Grotesque character Hoggle. He's from the film Labyrinth, and now he is Secretary of Health
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Straight from the pages of Justice Warriors @mattbors.bsky.social
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Gaze upon the soon-to-be-banned image of a family seeking a better life!
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating: post your Lock Screen.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is how I command a starship.
Original Star Trek. Bridge of the Enterprise. Uhura at the com station and Scotty in the captain's chair.
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Drop something BLACK
Blond man with beard, eyebrows and chest hair all dyed black. He's holding a tube of Just For Men
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
E.T. and Elliot flying on a 1981 Kuwahara BMX, silhouetted against the Moon
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Convicted Embezzling Fraudster, Right Honorable Lord Black of Crossharbour, and former member of the Bilderberg Group's Steering Committee: "I can see through Time."
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Repost the first album you bought with your own money
Album cover. U2's "Achtung Baby"
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Reichsfuehrer-SS Heinrich Himmler and his entourage visit a POW camp while on a tour of the Eastern Front. The officer second to the right of Himmler is his Chief of Staff, Karl Wolff. Photographer: Walter Frentz, August 1941, Minsk, USSR
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
When will any of this stick to Andrew Lawton?
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
When will Andrew Lawton do the same?
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is the Conservative candidate in my riding. Doesn't even live here -- TeamPP has parachuted him in, to a nearly-guaranteed federal Con seat Which means THEY SPECIFICALLY WANT THIS ASSHOLE #ElbowsUp
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"Stoppons"
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Music was the only solace...
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We're somewhere between chapters 11&13 of "Rise And Fall..." if you're keeping track at home. (painting by @davidbrace2.bsky.social )
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
TRUMP DELAYS TARIFFS * R&F3R, pg331
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Stop mandalasplaining!
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
number go down
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The imagined 21st century is off to a good start
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
"Have you said thank you even once?"
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Mike Wood @funnyonceaday.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I watched a half dozen people look at this cooler, and then keep walking.
Grocery store cooler, full of orange juice.
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