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Criag

@craigpsutton.bsky.social

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I only get my news from trusted news sources. Like from a picture with big white and yellow text.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Sucks that all the good news now is just that some bad news has been postponed

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just disrupted the dumb ass industry

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

band, are we misfit enough?

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gang, are we ragtag enough?

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

your mom is a post-truth surveillance state

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My wife (51f) is leaving me (61m) because i never use acronyms when i talk about things like light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation or self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE?

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters. My verdict: style over substance! It was so fast-paced and makes so many assumptions about tropes. Who was that older lady? Who are her parents? What lesson did she learn? Feels like the Barbie movie where the guy's story was more fleshed out. Great visuals tho.

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penny @hexmani.ac · 22/09/2026

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the only way i'd sign up for trump tv is if they televised his trials

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Starting my day making some art.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tap back again 26 more times to exit

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I hate when you get back from the beach and shower and find a bunch of seaweed in your butt-crack. The only thing worse is not going to the beach and finding a bunch of seaweed in your butt-crack.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'd like to thank the guy / Who wrote the song / That made my baby fall in love with me / Baby shark do do do do do

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The only user engagement I care about is from my stoner fiancée!

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I love rubbernecking. If I sat through the traffic, you best believe I'm gonna look!

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

?ydwoH (reverse cowgirl)

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

gravity appreciation post thx for always keepin me grounded

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jay Leno voice:

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Nanny has some really good jokes. Just straight up good writing. And lots of knowing, classic tv references. I wonder if it's the first meta sitcom?

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My millennial mom is begging me and my wife for some fur-babies

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

there's something about milfs that's so fuckable

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My millennial mom is begging me and my wife for some fur-babies

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

your mom is load bearing

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

CLITTING coupons before i go to the grocery WHORE to save... uhh... SEX money

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What good can I do? I'm just one person. But then again, so are we all.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Overdosed on Flintstones vitamins and tried to start my car with my feet

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: The vibes are off

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

I have spilled so much wine on my Tempur-Pedic

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bots aren't even trying anymore

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

could a dehydrated person do THIS? *pees dark yellow*

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

could a dehydrated person do THIS? *cries*

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hope I made enough right choices in the game of life that I get the good ending

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*at sperm bank* "Please, I need this load if im going to keep my house*

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-says-recession-u…

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I love rubbernecking. If I sat through the traffic, you best believe I'm gonna look!

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A bra is a hairband for tits

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That's my emotional support dishes soaking the sink

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've been browning DVDs at thrift stores lately and I'd say the number 1 most common thrift store DVD is Will Smith's "Hitch"

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the duality of various shit

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

RIP Sonic you would have loved Zoom calls

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Oh hi there. It looks like you've caught me in medias res.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I love vintage media. You're the man now dog. Hamster dance. Anything pre-post-meta.

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

People often ask if I am neuro divergent . No I am simply conventionally an odd duck