Frän @fundersum.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Hateful as a default personality is so ugly. God don't like ugly. 032
Reposted by FränMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 23/06/2025(Trying to eat steak) "Honey, can you get me an Amazon box opener?" Him: "You mean a knife??" (Like Ariel looking at a dinglehopper) "Knife?" 312925
Reposted by FränTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025You do not even have to believe in your parachute, it just opens. That is the new mindset. Side effects include silverware, confetti, a flag that pops out to say bang like that's all that's going to happen. But you'll be fine. Slowly Going Downinex, a meds you catch in your mouth. 59456
Reposted by FränTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Hot liquids in your area want to scald you. 16301122
Reposted by Fränhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 24/06/2025square dancing was proto-swinger culture btw. your grandparents were sick freaks 06313
Reposted by Fränhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/12/2024thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes 1245781
Reposted by Fränᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Have you ever heard the horrifying sound of jello being shredded? 169527
Reposted by FränTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The "clouds follow you when you're sad" crowd sure is quiet about this "cheer the fuck up" wave 312955
Reposted by FränSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I'm tired of people telling I look tired so now I respond with "Well, you on the other hand, always look very refreshed." And when they thank me, I like to add that being a good person is exhausting. 04718
Reposted by FränFomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Bro, you don't even twist like we did last summer. 818468
Reposted by FränDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025This craft beer costs more than a regular six-pack but at least it's a four-pack. 36422
Reposted by Fräng.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 20/06/2025i ' m g o i n g t o g o o u t o n a l i m b h e r e -sloths, probably 06928
Reposted by Fräninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Ned Flanders at the gym just killing it with diddly-squats 3467110
Reposted by FränFomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 09/06/2025As I entered an office building for a job interview, I heard the song Bad Company playing in the lobby. If there was ever a sign to turn around and walk out, this was it. 312741
Reposted by FränNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025*walking into party supply store* Where’s your pity section? 9335118
Reposted by FränWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Please don’t talk to me until I’ve finished this bottle of wine. 03814
Reposted by FränJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Accounting should be in the 2036 summer Olympics. 54618
Reposted by FränDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20/06/2025remember how your parents used to condemn the person you were dating by saying they were going nowhere. how fucking blissful does that sound now 1239
Reposted by FränTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 20/06/2025One word to describe your account + your favorite food Cringe Wrap Supreme 156222
Reposted by FränFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/06/2025INTERVIEWER: congrats you got the security guard job ME: *already asleep on a folding chair* INTERVIEWER: whoa hang on you don’t start until monday 249587
Frän @fundersum.bsky.social · 16/06/2025open.spotify.com/track/4hhc1r...open.spotify.comChlorine (Mexico City)Twenty One Pilots · Chlorine (Mexico City) · Song · 2019 030
Frän @fundersum.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I just assume if you block me it's because I reposted politics. And you know what? FAIR 0145
Reposted by FränSam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 14/06/2025Feeling pretty silly for building a life around art and love and joy instead of like shooting stuff 4413
Reposted by FränCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Optics. Dress nice. Highlight the difference between people in body armor with weaponry and citizens. There is a reason Martin Luther King and civil rights marchers dressed in their Sunday best even though it was hot as hell down south in the summer! 03911
Reposted by Fränbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Excited and a bit nervous to run Dorian Gray’s picture through this aging filter. 113223
Reposted by FränBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Texting without emojis feels like trying to cry in Times New Roman. 511535
Reposted by FränTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13/06/2025If you guys don’t see me for awhile, it’s because I’m exfoliating and moisturizing. 25222
Reposted by Fränshow me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Vacation has been great except for the nightmares, screaming, and peeling rubber leaving our haunted Airbnb at 2am. 44011
Reposted by FränGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your hearing-aid batteries are dead. 05813
Reposted by FränRebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025You know, once upon a time the news didn’t have me staring into space in disbelief. 06213
Reposted by FränGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Are you okay babe? You've barely moved in mysterious ways recently. 02711
Frän @fundersum.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I had a dream I ate a frozen chicken pot pie and was still hungry. It felt so real! 151
Reposted by FränJen J.C. @jennnne.bsky.social · 13/06/2025#poetry #sapphicpoetry #OurPoetryX #softness 2132
