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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO
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freese @freese.org · 10/08/2026
brrr let’s be cool guys!
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you see someone crying ask them if it’s because of their haircut
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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freese @freese.org · 07/07/2026
@matthewstoller.bsky.social resign, bitch
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
eroguro himejoshi
@girlpoisoner
if you guys need me l'll be in the corner taking poison damage. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Absolutely breathtaking interaction
her quote post of this garbage bag joke: Y'all, I'm starting to think that not only don't men have souls, they don't have brains either. 

my quote post of hers: When you can predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

her response: Yes Josh, and I didn't even need any of the 3 physics classes I took in engineering school to have this talent. Don't worry, kiddo, you'll figure it out eventually.my response: How can you tell? Often it will lean in the less heavy/bulky direction, hence the joke's relatability.

her response: I have a secret technique I developed as a child garbage scientist, called "jiggle the bag while you pull it out of the can so heavy stuff falls to the bottom" and also this other thing I have called a peripheral nervous system that can detect loads shifting.my response: I suppose the problem occurs when there's a mix of rigid items and soft items which can create unpredictable internal load distribution. Bag defory can shift the lean direction and center of gravity as wellher response: Is this the part where we act like a total dumbass was actually asking a deeply nuanced engineering question? FIND A HETERO TO TALK TO. JEEZUS.

my response: Why are you so mean..

her response: Do you not know any heteros? Or is this actually you at peak performance? Either way, I've already given you way more than I owe you, which is exactly nothing. Best of luck with your future garbage removal endeavors, mine are happening right now as I hit this block button.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"
It's a picture of a liminal space like in the movie The Backrooms except Brak is there.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don’t usually say watch videos but the payoff is worth it.
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@wyatt_privilege 4 years ago

doctor: I’ve written you a prescription here. Follow that and let’s check in next week. It should help with your symptoms but if it doesn't we'll know more.

chiropractor sprinting to double kick you in the neck: say goodbye to IBS
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John Levenstein @johnlevenstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This hurts me.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*Sean Connery voice
Mini penne 

With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta
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freese @freese.org · 11/04/2026
Repulsed by the Blue MAGA types who are dismissing the survivors of Eric Swalwell’s abuse (“bUt RogEr sTOnE”). Get the fuck away from me.
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Steven Conrad’s DTF St Louis is the best TV since… maybe Steven Conrad’s Patriot. Constantly surprising, funny, moving. Flawed humans everywhere. Next level writing.
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a man stands in front of a hbo screen
ALT: a man stands in front of a hbo screen
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freese @freese.org · 15/03/2026
this 👇 is transcendental
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Think about how funny it will be to read the company wide email that you should take the rest of the day off to observe "a period of national mourning" when you know the bosses only need everyone to leave because they won't be able to stop everybody on staff from doing fireball shots at their desk.
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
No, you EMPHASISE the wrong word
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freese @freese.org · 05/03/2026
   "Thank you for leading
                 Bluesky
      `Developer Relations.'

Next time... be more careful!"

in the style of a KQ4 ☠️ screen, created with deathgenerator.com by the talented @foone.bsky.social
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
🧠 Welcome To MindStation Setup 🧠 Install requires 32TB brain space, you have 10MB available Purge [X] Memories of Dead Wife - 700GB [X] Memories of Dead Child - 300GB [ ] N64 GoldenEye 007 Skills - 95TB [X] Cunnilingus Skills - 32KB [ ] TV Commercial Jingles - 58TB [X] Memories (Under 25yo) - 31TB
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freese @freese.org · 24/02/2026
Hmu if this makes you emotional 😘
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
So I think it's fair to say that only a tiny, tiny percentage of the US population was tied up with Epstein. But weirdly maybe 70% of the people in the field of evolutionary psychology.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Boomers: Cmon Yeller, old boy. Pa says I've got to take you behind the barn now. 🔫🥺 Gen X: Artax!!! You have to try!!! You have to care!!! 🐴 Millennials: 🎵 If it takes forever, I will wait for you... 🐶🍕 Gen Z: Feb 21, 2006 📰 Head from Skibidi Toilet Dies by Suicide
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Not all who wander are lost, but holy hell am I lost
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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freese @freese.org · 22/02/2026
Embarrassing! And you’re proud of it!
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
James Bond movies are pretty bad, but it's good that they all have titles like "Don't You Know A Bullet Cannot Feel Love, Mr. Bond" or "Tomorrow's Forever Is Never Often Enough" or "Clitnasty"
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Leon Gómez
1 review 
8 months ago
this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more

Krauszer's Food Store (Owner)
8 months ago
Hhjjuhgg
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/02/2026
discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Krinkles

Someone pointed out that "oh my god, becky, look at her butt" passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
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freese @freese.org · 09/02/2026
experts refer to this as “the sweet spot”
My account sits roughly at the nexus of Swedish Progressive Professionals, Metal Musicians & Enthusiasts, and British Railway Enthusiasts.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
BANANA POEM Bananas are yellow A tasty tube fruit Yummy and boneless In a tight yellow suit Bananas with ice cream Make my heart flutter Elvis put them in sammies With smooth peanut butter They're healthy and filling And favoured by monkeys But eat em right quick Or they get brown and funky
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/02/2026
a playlist called “lofi beats i fucked your dad to”
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
Frederick Douglass quote from 1857:

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightening; they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But it must be a struggle. Power conceded nothing without a demand; it never has and it never will.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 30/01/2026
Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
man defiantly holding US flag while wearing protective gear, surrounded by tear gas & flares. the image is the same as above but wider to show more of the crowd plus a street sign.
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