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freese @freese.org · 20/09/2026
Well done, iPhone.
Translate:

Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified) -
Jing bào

English (US) -
Jing bào
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freese @freese.org · 29/07/2026
…I? Miss Lindsay Graham!
Lionel Hutz business card meme with I (?) Miss Lindsay Graham (!)
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freese @freese.org · 15/03/2026
ok but not this yellow freak
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freese @freese.org · 05/03/2026
   "Thank you for leading
                 Bluesky
      `Developer Relations.'

Next time... be more careful!"

in the style of a KQ4 ☠️ screen, created with deathgenerator.com by the talented @foone.bsky.social
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freese @freese.org · 10/02/2026
FLARS MENTIONED, credit Cuomo For Mayor 2025
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freese @freese.org · 10/02/2026
free of charge, buddy 😀
cheeky screenshot of how to mute [CW: loud] “Aaaa!” in Bluesky settings
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freese @freese.org · 09/02/2026
experts refer to this as “the sweet spot”
My account sits roughly at the nexus of Swedish Progressive Professionals, Metal Musicians & Enthusiasts, and British Railway Enthusiasts.
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freese @freese.org · 24/01/2026
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freese @freese.org · 24/01/2026
As angry and sad as I am, I hope you’ll forgive me for venting in this irregular manner… Bluesky team, it’s time to fix Trending Topics. This experience 👇🏻 on the search tab, now, in light of what we’re all actually discussing, makes the app look clownish.
Two topics that vanishingly few of us are discussing right now — a football match, and import taxes
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freese @freese.org · 26/12/2025
No! No!!
New York article “Inside the making of the ultimate Christmas movie” with an image of Jim Carrey’s Grinch
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freese @freese.org · 09/12/2025
cpb
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freese @freese.org · 04/12/2025
👴🏻
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freese @freese.org · 02/12/2025
v. concerned by the orgone seat hole
hole (?) in the seat of the orgone collector
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freese @freese.org · 30/11/2025
𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦?
Brad Dourif as Lon Suder as crazy eyes
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freese @freese.org · 27/11/2025
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freese @freese.org · 20/11/2025
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freese @freese.org · 05/11/2025
Bluesky search results for posts from Dave Weigel that include “Obama” and “Mamdani” — no results found
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freese @freese.org · 31/10/2025
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freese @freese.org · 31/10/2025
I want to be on a Taskmaster team with Maisie and Reece. We would scream at each other and cackle at our opponents’ failures.
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freese @freese.org · 19/10/2025
(laughing) I’m in danger!
shirtless Cam Skattebo
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freese @freese.org · 13/10/2025
Getting all up in that curtilage
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freese @freese.org · 07/10/2025
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freese @freese.org · 23/09/2025
“But, despite his busyness, he [Kissinger] came to the book party.” 

— deadpan response by interviewer Isaac Chotiner to subject Cass Sunstein, who had been wowed by Kissinger’s politeness
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freese @freese.org · 18/09/2025
Today has had a weird vibe
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (@cpsc.gov) and 1 other (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) liked your post
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freese @freese.org · 24/08/2025
Enchanted Scepters on the Mac had awful graphics but terrifying audio.
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freese @freese.org · 21/08/2025
Quick and painless way to improve your Bluesky experience, courtesy of @joined-labeler.shatteredsky.net—hide posts from anyone who joined in Nov 2024.
Hide posts from users who joined Bluesky in November 2024
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freese @freese.org · 16/08/2025
Joe Brandon tried to suffocate Altima
A bit about me: I’m a full-time mother, home with my three kids. I don’t use their names online because the Internet is a dark and scary place, and we want them to develop their online identities separate from us. My oldest is four, and her online nickname is Cookie; you may have heard unexpected guest appearances from her on LadyBrains over the last year. My middle son is nicknamed Pat because he was born on St. Patrick’s Day; he’s almost three. You may be familiar with my youngest’s birth story; his nickname is Altima, because that’s where he was born, in Seth’s Nissan Altima on the side of the highway. (You can listen to that whole story on this episode of LadyBrains).
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freese @freese.org · 15/08/2025
Imagine being this hot
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freese @freese.org · 29/07/2025
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freese @freese.org · 24/07/2025
A deal’s a deal
Email receipt for Double Black Diamond by Mads Gobbo and Miles Klee
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freese @freese.org · 18/07/2025
“you know what” = “toppling the government”
Tweet from: @ChuckGrassley

I’m at the Jefferson Iowa DairyQueen doing “you know what” !!!

8:40 AM - 10/16/15
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freese @freese.org · 15/07/2025
now the other shoe has to drop
Peeps, the gross Easter marshmallow bird
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freese @freese.org · 03/06/2025
jerry, sing this while i read my posts to you
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freese @freese.org · 28/05/2025
And this is usually the response
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freese @freese.org · 28/04/2025
…you rang?
Jared Kushner’s inner thighs
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freese @freese.org · 12/04/2025
Let’s not play this nasty game. Do we damn people for liking posts about, oh say, reduced sentences for rape, murder, and child molestation? Or can we both agree that’s not a well-intentioned argument?
Mark Hamann
@ki7bda.bsky.social

Should we reduce sentences for rape, murder, child molestation, etc?Liked by
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wormbly
@wormbly.bsky.social
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freese @freese.org · 05/04/2025
I saw that and got this one too.
Greg Cardoni @cardoni
Many people have asked me, and so I feel obligated to respond:

Yes: @Jason Calacanis is a "whore" for flatulence. He emits and inhales deeply.

That's why he built a robot that would fart into his mouth—on demand.

I keep trying to tell the world this, but everyone thinks I'm Show more
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freese @freese.org · 31/03/2025
<pats chair> and look, it’s ‘informal’!
div, grad, curl, and all that: an informal text on vector calculus by h.m. schey

ISBN 9780393925166
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freese @freese.org · 08/03/2025
Feels Good meme with all Russians (particularly the poster’s deceased father) rinsing their faces with semen — this is everything to them.
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freese @freese.org · 08/03/2025
I’m going out on a limb and saying this Google AI Overview *might* be wrong. Can anyone confirm? cc: @misscocoperu.bsky.social, @searchliaison.bsky.social, @edzitron.com
Google search result for “movie quote semen in your eye it burns”

Al Overview:
The movie quote "You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It burnsssss!" is from the film Philadelphia (1993) and is delivered by the character Joe Miller, played by Denzel Washington.
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freese @freese.org · 28/02/2025
And congrats to you, Miles, for coining a true verbal delight
Google search for “abject circlejerk”

> No results found for “abject circlejerk”
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freese @freese.org · 24/02/2025
Spice World belongs in the British Museum. (Or in the national museum of a society yet-to-come that makes England its colony.)
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freese @freese.org · 22/02/2025
chicken soup for the thirsty soul
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freese @freese.org · 04/02/2025
Either way I’m happy for you Mike
I had to google whether it’s “slizz” or “snizz”
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freese @freese.org · 02/02/2025
Didn’t believe it. More fool me.
Quote from Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Angels_(film)

“Maggie rides her bicycle to a local store. On her way back, happy and fulfilled, she rides her bicycle with her eyes closed and her arms wide open. Her happiness is cut short when she fails to notice a logging truck”

As a bonus for reading the alt text — this happens after the first and only time they fuck.
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freese @freese.org · 23/01/2025
Mr. Rogers, why?!
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freese @freese.org · 23/01/2025
I don’t know why—at all—but in this moment I’d choose to perform cleansing carnage via the Sentinel Spheres from the Phantasm movies. They’re horrible films but I would enjoy controlling some flying murder orbs right now.
The Tall Man (the character’s name) with palm outstretched, above it floating a shining chrome ORB with KNIVES
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freese @freese.org · 21/01/2025
that’s not … this makes … excuse me, i need a moment
Stellan Skarsgård in the goo
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freese @freese.org · 20/01/2025
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freese @freese.org · 20/01/2025
Caution: you are following a dirty boy!
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